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the.gladiator1987

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so I was at college today and I walk past this fine girl. I look her up and down she does the same. then we both turn around and look at eachother, and I keep walking. fuck my life...........then these 2 girls in line are digging me. lookin and smiling. I go sit down to finish my high protein turkey sandwich and I come back and they're gone. fuck my life I'm so mad right now
 
Bro to be able to consistantly take down broads you gotta always being playing with funny original one liners in your head and practice them on the ugly broads that way you can tweek them out before the right slut comes along.College campuses are loaded with players constantly hitting on hot girls so your shits gotta be original and You gotta move ligtning fast.I may not be the most handsome fella around but I sure as hell made up for it on snappy funny 1 liners and Just pure smooth approaches.
 
You need to work less on your abs and more on your interpersonal communication skills. j/k!

BTW campus is filled with young hawties. You'll get one :)
 
I am truely disappointed in you young bro, tomorrow is your chance to right the ship. Let me know when you hitting that ass.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
so I was at college today and I walk past this fine girl. I look her up and down she does the same. then we both turn around and look at eachother, and I keep walking. fuck my life...........then these 2 girls in line are digging me. lookin and smiling. I go sit down to finish my high protein turkey sandwich and I come back and they're gone. fuck my life I'm so mad right now
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lol
 
Nice recovery...and there's a good lesson here; never give up on an at-bat just because you whiffed on the first pitch you swung at.
 
With gladiators Physique and my gift of gab Id have Aids in a month.
 
samoth said:
People whisper about me behind my back? :(



:cow:
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Pledge your allegence to Lamb of God and people will know you are hard and stop the whispering. Bow down to the kings of METAL
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
Dude it says Male on the left, and theres hella long hair and shoulders of a woman in the avi. And it types like a girl. And this bullshit "Upon these seas, wherein I drowned so many times. " i mean you can clearly distinguish my avi as a pimp, and its as a tranny
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I think that's his wife.

And at the risk of samoth dispatching me with some fucking perpetual motion machine he created, I'll say that his wife appears quite shagadelic in that avacor.
 
75th said:
I think that's his wife.

And at the risk of samoth dispatching me with some fucking perpetual motion machine he created, I'll say that his wife appears quite shagadelic in that avacor.
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No disrespect to Samoth, I honestly thought the avi was a dude with one of those doo-rag things on his head that has the long back part.
 
skinsfan said:
no disrespect to samoth, i honestly thought the avi was a dude with one of those doo-rag things on his head that has the long back part.
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wtf !!!
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
Dude it says Male on the left, and theres hella long hair and shoulders of a woman in the avi. And it types like a girl. And this bullshit "Upon these seas, wherein I drowned so many times. " i mean you can clearly distinguish my avi as a pimp, and its as a tranny
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lololol
 
pity you can't always be seen in public with your shirt pulled up above your neck, showing your off your pecs and abs, but hiding your face. :whatever:
 
glad, i screwed up MUCH more this weekend.

much more.
i had a girl grabbing my ass and holding my hands the whole way back.
plus i was making out with her on the walk back.
but i decided to try and get my left behind friend who was acting like
a dumbass and make sure he didnt get arrested. cops tackled me and cited me.
let him go because he was 21....
didn't do anything with the girl after either and we were on our way to her dorm.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
so I was at college today and I walk past this fine girl. I look her up and down she does the same. then we both turn around and look at eachother, and I keep walking. fuck my life...........then these 2 girls in line are digging me. lookin and smiling. I go sit down to finish my high protein turkey sandwich and I come back and they're gone. fuck my life I'm so mad right now
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Why didn't you say something homeboy? Don't be shy, just go up to them and make small talk. School just started, so go for it.
 
nice life
 
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