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If you were the opposite sex for a day what are the top 3 things you would do?

Wulfgar

Wulfgar

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I was having this conversation with several women yesterday and they had interesting answers.
 
wtf. what were the answers?
 
Im interested in hearing everyones before I divulge thiers

most of them were stupid though
 
Wulfgar said:
I was having this conversation with several women yesterday and they had interesting answers.
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hahaha! I have some good ones. On my way to the gym. I'll think about it there and report back.

I like this game.
 
i would be a slut for a lil bit like guys are.
find the nearest strip club and hit on all that walks.

id masturbate with my new weiner to see what its like

i cant think of a third thing right now lol
 
Dakotah said:
i would be a slut for a lil bit like guys are.
find the nearest strip club and hit on all that walks.

id masturbate with my new weiner to see what its like

i cant think of a third thing right now lol
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with your previous stripping experience Im sure you could close alot of those bitches on giving you some mclovin
 
vixensghost said:
1) Be sad that I lost brain cells.


:)
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you forgot #2 and #3 Ms. I have more brain cells than men

so far only bw1 actually read and followed the rules of the post.
 
1) use my feminine side to get what I want.
2) try on all the female clothes i could, to see what they actually go through on a daily basis.
3) Be in control for one day

LOL but its true, when it comes down to it women are in control.
 
1) Make a man buy me something expensive (like a car) because he thinks I will have sex with him.
2) Flirt or cry my way out of a speeding ticket/bill/bad situation.
3) Drive while yapping on my cell phone with complete disregard for anyone or anything around me, especially other cars and pedestrians.

All things that women do that make me wonder how they get away with it.
 
I'd also find a slutty stripper and have hot lesbo sex. Might then find one more, get them some strapons and get violently DP'd ...
 
1. Score some Viagra (for #3)

2. Jerk off.

3. Find an uninhibited woman to have all sorts of sex with for the remaining hours.
 
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I did read the entire post. I could not think of anything else..Let me try..Hmmm.

2) Scratch my balls all night long while sitting on the couch with my hubby. He MUST not be able to hear that horrible sound that reminds me of sand paper on a rough surface.lol Drives me insane ,that sound.

3) Being able to go look up all the jerks who made my professional life hell in the past, and kick their asses! I could have done this to a few as a woman, but it would not have been very lady like. :)
 
1. Enjoy wearing comfortable shoes instead of high heels for the day!
2. Do something athletic to see how different it feels to be a man.
3. Experience sex from the male point of view.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
1~ Get married

2~ Get divorced

3~ Live large off the alimony
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:lmao:

It's 24 hours not years!!!
 
walliwalibus said:
Your hubby is right.......... love him for saying it, cuz i bet noone agree's with him here....... baahahahahahaah lol
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Yea. Men usually don't agree with him but all of my female friends love him. He doesn't seem to mind.
 
I can't believe none of the men are out buying dildoes or trying to figure out how to pleasure themselves with kitchen equipment or telling us how they'll go to the bar and find the hottest guy and take him home and wear him out.

C'mon guys, use your imagination and play with the equipment a little! :)

Christ, at least go to a spa and get pampered. Have some fun!
 
I'm sorry but i ain't even interested in some dude laying on top of me all sweaty and nasty smelling like ass and dripping that nasty sweat in my face asking if I had a "O". I don't wanna fake moan for his guy and I definitely don't want no load shot up on me or a dick up my ass....... so........ I stick to my list.
 
musclemom said:
I can't believe none of the men are out buying dildoes or trying to figure out how to pleasure themselves with kitchen equipment or telling us how they'll go to the bar and find the hottest guy and take him home and wear him out.

C'mon guys, use your imagination and play with the equipment a little! :)

Christ, at least go to a spa and get pampered. Have some fun!
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There are even nekkid Asian Spas where I live! It's free on your birthday. You just show your ID and go have all day access. I haven't tried it :worried:
 
curvymommy said:
There are even nekkid Asian Spas where I live! It's free on your birthday. You just show your ID and go have all day access. I haven't tried it :worried:
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Sure!!!! It's one thing to know about the spas it is another to know the specials that they run ;)
 
The only thing I can think of doing if I was a guy for a day would be to play with my balls. It seems like it must be awesome since all the guys have their hands down their pants all the time.
 
walliwalibus said:
1) use my feminine side to get what I want.
2) try on all the female clothes i could, to see what they actually go through on a daily basis.
3) Be in control for one day

LOL but its true, when it comes down to it women are in control.
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~Definately have sex a few times with Curvymom (if I were my DH :heart: )
~Disappear all day long and have nobody to answer to. A mini vacation.
~Sit on couch controlling remote and scratching balls while wife loads dishwasher, ect.
 
this is very consistant
all the women are just fascinated with the cock and balls aspect of being a man

the guys just want to use the female manipulaive persona to get away with shady shit...lol

pretty much all the girls I talked to yesterday said they would wake up, jerk off and jizz all over themselves.
 
What in the world would be fun about that, oh ...... I think I know. They never done that before. Well....... different strokes for different folks right. Thats a funny answer. I dunno about jizzing all over myself though.


Wulfgar said:
this is very consistant
all the women are just fascinated with the cock and balls aspect of being a man

the guys just want to use the female manipulaive persona to get away with shady shit...lol

pretty much all the girls I talked to yesterday said they would wake up, jerk off and jizz all over themselves.
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silverstar1025 said:
Sure!!!! It's one thing to know about the spas it is another to know the specials that they run ;)
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LOL! I won't touch that spa with a ten foot pole. It's called Olympus Spa in Tacoma Wa. It's a trip. A bunch of my gf's go there but I am way too modest to get nekkid with the Korean ladies.
 
walliwalibus said:
What in the world would be fun about that, oh ...... I think I know. They never done that before. Well....... different strokes for different folks right. Thats a funny answer. I dunno about jizzing all over myself though.
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wether they admit it or not they are fascinated with the fact we blow loads of jizz

I mean what the hell do they do? thier pussies spasm and some of em piss on themselves. I could see the draw in wanted to know what it feels like to bust a nut
 
Wulfgar said:
wether they admit it or not they are fascinated with the fact we blow loads of jizz

I mean what the hell do they do? thier pussies spasm and some of em piss on themselves. I could see the draw in wanted to know what it feels like to bust a nut
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+1 :sulk:
 
Wulfgar said:
pretty much all the girls I talked to yesterday said they would wake up, jerk off and jizz all over themselves.
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What? None of those girls mentioned taking a "duke" on your chest? What were they thinking? :)
 
vixensghost said:
What? None of those girls mentioned taking a "duke" on your chest? What were they thinking? :)
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that was a foregone conclusion. Didnt need to be mentioned.. :chomp: :chomp: :chomp:
 
Busting a nut, want to know what its like.............. well, I never looked at it that way. Odd. We have to work our ass off busting that nut.
 
musclemom said:
1. Score some Viagra (for #3)

2. Jerk off.

3. Find an uninhibited woman to have all sorts of sex with for the remaining hours.
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ha ha


i like the way you think :p
 
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I am still laughing at girls wanting to wake up, jack off, and jizz all over themselves. Dude, you asked ladies that wanted so D!cked I believe.
 
walliwalibus said:
I am still laughing at girls wanting to wake up, jack off, and jizz all over themselves. Dude, you asked ladies that wanted so D!cked I believe.
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they love it bro
I help them out and jizz on them as much as they want me too

cause of the nice guy that I am
 
Wulfgar said:
wether they admit it or not they are fascinated with the fact we blow loads of jizz

I mean what the hell do they do? thier pussies spasm and some of em piss on themselves. I could see the draw in wanted to know what it feels like to bust a nut
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Alright, since none of the other women are saying it, I will, it's got NOTHING to do with jizz, I find the stuff revolting to look at, seriously. I want to know what it's like to have an EXTERNALIZED organism. I can't think of any other way to explain it.

Whether by yourself or with another person, for women sex is more receptive and internalized. For men it's more externalized and projective. I'm VERY curious as to what the difference is in the experience itself.

I can do many, many things men do and relate to the other things and imagine them well enough. I can wear men's clothes, go to the places men frequent, participate in "male" sports. If I was really ambitious I could manage the whole stand up peeing thing. But I will NEVER know what it's like to really be the fuck-er instead of the fuck-ee.

Oh, the other thing, most women need a mirror to properly see our genitalia. The idea of just looking down and BAM there it is. It's just ... amusing?

I think most of us want the sexual experience because we want to know why men chase generic "pussy" so relentlessly and make it such a focus of their lives.
 
musclemom said:
Alright, since none of the other women are saying it, I will, it's got NOTHING to do with jizz, I find the stuff revolting to look at, seriously. I want to know what it's like to have an EXTERNALIZED organism. I can't think of any other way to explain it.

Whether by yourself or with another person, for women sex is more receptive and internalized. For men it's more externalized and projective. I'm VERY curious as to what the difference is in the experience itself.

I can do many, many things men do and relate to the other things and imagine them well enough. I can wear men's clothes, go to the places men frequent, participate in "male" sports. If I was really ambitious I could manage the whole stand up peeing thing. But I will NEVER know what it's like to really be the fuck-er instead of the fuck-ee.

Oh, the other thing, most women need a mirror to properly see our genitalia. The idea of just looking down and BAM there it is. It's just ... amusing?

I think most of us want the sexual experience because we want to know why men chase generic "pussy" so relentlessly and make it such a focus of their lives.
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In a nutshell...I think what you think but you say it so well. lol.
 
musclemom said:
Alright, since none of the other women are saying it, I will, it's got NOTHING to do with jizz, I find the stuff revolting to look at, seriously. I want to know what it's like to have an EXTERNALIZED organism. I can't think of any other way to explain it.

Whether by yourself or with another person, for women sex is more receptive and internalized. For men it's more externalized and projective. I'm VERY curious as to what the difference is in the experience itself.

I can do many, many things men do and relate to the other things and imagine them well enough. I can wear men's clothes, go to the places men frequent, participate in "male" sports. If I was really ambitious I could manage the whole stand up peeing thing. But I will NEVER know what it's like to really be the fuck-er instead of the fuck-ee.

Oh, the other thing, most women need a mirror to properly see our genitalia. The idea of just looking down and BAM there it is. It's just ... amusing?

I think most of us want the sexual experience because we want to know why men chase generic "pussy" so relentlessly and make it such a focus of their lives.
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thats what i meant

but alo of chicks love jizz too
 
Wulfgar said:
thats what i meant

but alo of chicks love jizz too
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Gaaak, seriously.

I only have two things that really trigger my puke reflex, spitting (particularly seeing someone else spit) and anything that sort of looks like, or has the consistency of, saliva. Jizz falls under that category (so do boogers and that slime that raw okra makes ...)

Playing with it *shudder*
 
I'd sit at home fingering myself and playing with my tits all day.

Or try to have a lesbian experience. I might let a dude eat my pussy, but there's no way I'm letting some smelly hairy dude's privates anywhere near my stuff.

But knowing my luck, if I was female for a day, I'd be on the rag.
 
1. shove dildos up my orficies
2. post nekkid pics on ef to build a k bank
3. try to scam rich old dudes outta money
 
musclemom said:
Gaaak, seriously.

I only have two things that really trigger my puke reflex, spitting (particularly seeing someone else spit) and anything that sort of looks like, or has the consistency of, saliva. Jizz falls under that category (so do boogers and that slime that raw okra makes ...)

Playing with it *shudder*
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you are in the minority
Id have to say 85%+ girls ive fucked love watching the jizz spurt out when I cum. either on thier bellies, asses, faces, etc..they love it, rub it in, ohh and ahh about it. leave it on them for several hours..etc
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Is that a fat crack?
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How in the world could that be a fat crack?

Can you see your own taint and balloon knot without a mirror?
 
(1) I would go out and spend a ton of money on sexy lingerie, sex toys and other fun things.
(2) I would then call all of my girlfriends over for a slumber party.
(3) I would buy a new video camera and tape the adventures so I could enjoy the moment for the rest of my life.
 
Wulfgar said:
I was having this conversation with several women yesterday and they had interesting answers.
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masturbate, get free drinks from horny dudes, and masturbate
 
musclemom said:
Can you see your own taint and balloon knot without a mirror?
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Wulfgar said:
I can :evil:
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You can see your own balloon knot without a mirror OR a camera? :confused:
 
nimbus said:
have sex with healother so he can finally stfu
make a sandwich
eat sandwich
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OMG...LMAO @ the funniest answer yet. Love the healother reference. Can someone just to that already, lol! Poor dude.
 
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