If YOU could design THE MIRACLE STEROID what would it do?

[BigRupe]

Guys if you were able to create the perfect steroid/drug, what benefits would it have? What kind of positive side effects would you engineer into it?

Now this is all hypothetical so if someone gives their opinion no need to say why that wouldn't work chemically and so on.

I'm just curious what some of you would create if you could make the perfect AAS.

Cool Names are a plus too.

 

[raam]

It'd be an oral that worked like an injectable.

 

[BigRupe]

Be more creative...what would it do physically and chemically to the human body, what would be some of the positive side effects. What would you call it?

What would the dosages be?

Let your imagination run wild.

 

[d_o_c_]

It would remap your genetic code to where you put on muscle like a Gorilla just from eating leaves and shit.

Anyone imagine what those fucks would look like on a bodybuilders diet? Fucking amazing.

I don't know if it gets much better than changing your genetic code.

 

[d_o_c_]

I'd call it Gensomone and it would be oral and only take 1 mg tab to do it's job.

 

[Massive Pumps]

It would be oral and give 50lbs of lean bulk and shred at the same time and the only side it would have would be 3-5 inches added to your cock

 

[Bruce]

an oral that was not toxic. it would not shut you down and mess with cholesterol or heart. no sides at all except bigger muscles. this is impossble though.

 

[kmoe42]

well haha it would be one that turns any cal,fats, and cardbs into muscle.. so no matter wut u eat it turns into muscle... also u woul dnot have to wokr out with it and u would see great results... side effects would be it re opens ur growth plates and can give u up to 8 inches more in height...it would als burn fat with no cardio...and last but not least ONE SHOT no pain haha... just one shot and u will be good for a year just sit back and watch ur self grow.. it would kick in on the first day and last for the whole year... starting price 10,000 dollars per shot (last one year)...also if u did workout out with it u would get double the results and could never overtrain ur muscles.. haha i threw that last part in cuz i like workin out i would call this drug....roncut-arndor 50 haha after ronnie coleman jay cutle arnold and dorian yates and the 50 for A drol 50 cuz its so powerful... hope u like it

 

[BigRupe]

Keep it coming guys. Great input so far and remember NOTHING is impossible. Who ever thought we'd have cell phones 25 years ago?

I think d_o_c is on to something with his ideas. He needs to expand more on it though.

Get creative guys. Let er rip!

 

[lanky]

HMMM.. this is my type of post....It will post in the morning