If YOU could design THE MIRACLE STEROID what would it do?

[iron_horse]

It would permanently destoy fat cells and take you to 2%, but be reversable if you needed it to be.

It would completely block myostatin.

It would clean your receptors.

Not effect liver, in fact no sides.

It would allow you to have as many orgasms you wanted, for as long as you wanted with no time needed for recovery.

It would allow you to eat and drink anything.

Grow hair on your head and keep it off your back and any other place you don't want it.

Add 4 inch to your johnson.

Allow you to acheive any size you wished on body parts.

Make you smarter.

Control aggression.

Control estradiol

 

[mr. snakes]

oooh i like this idea oral suspension would be sweet, shit giambi could pop that in the dugout before he comes out to hit

LOL.

 

[BigRupe]

Thanks for all of the great comments guys. So many great ideas to choose from...it was hard to pick the best.

The drug companies need to hire some of you as consultants if they ever wanted to create the perfect steroid.

 

[rg78]

Make me into a 5% 300 pound monster that can run a flat 9sec 100

 

[CO B-man]

It would get me the hottest chicks around simply by walking up to them and asking them if they wanted to hook up. They would make me ungodly strength and size, I could eat whatever the hell I wanted pizza tacos cheesy grease burgers whatever (still would eat oatmeal and tons of steak though!) I would never have to work out which would free up my time for more chicks. And last but not least it would make me the wealthiest man on the planet again without having to work-out! Thats a pretty fu*k#ng good steroid there!