If YOU could design THE MIRACLE STEROID what would it do?

[jacshelb]

Ok, I had an idea for "downloadable" food. Stay with me here, I'll get to the juice in a minute. The basic idea is that you have a "printer" connected to your pc that will program "nutrient sheets" that are basically macronutrient wafers that contain various ratios of protein, fats, and carbohydrates. The printer codes the nutrient sheets for different tastes and whalla, you have what tastes like chicken pot pie or.. whatever.

Anyhow, along that same line of thought I imagine having a machine that programs "pills." These pills could be nano dna re-sequencers that re-code your dna (as others have mentioned) to your liking. But, this would be cool sans the nano-technology as well. Basically, the pills would be blanks of raw aminos and the programmer would organize them into whatever you wanted: igf-1, anavar etc. etc. If a person was a good enough programmer, you'd have all kinds of interesting new drugs being developed all the time.


Jacob

 

[rykertest]

Ok, I had an idea for "downloadable" food. Stay with me here, I'll get to the juice in a minute. The basic idea is that you have a "printer" connected to your pc that will program "nutrient sheets" that are basically macronutrient wafers that contain various ratios of protein, fats, and carbohydrates. The printer codes the nutrient sheets for different tastes and whalla, you have what tastes like chicken pot pie or.. whatever.

Anyhow, along that same line of thought I imagine having a machine that programs "pills." These pills could be nano dna re-sequencers that re-code your dna (as others have mentioned) to your liking. But, this would be cool sans the nano-technology as well. Basically, the pills would be blanks of raw aminos and the programmer would organize them into whatever you wanted: igf-1, anavar etc. etc. If a person was a good enough programmer, you'd have all kinds of interesting new drugs being developed all the time.


Jacob

you'v ebeen watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory again haven't you? it always goes wrong with the blueberry pie............

 

[JohnnyWest]

viral delivery of IGF-1 directly to muscle cells and no other tissues

 

[Roofus]

It would be oral and give 50lbs of lean bulk and shred at the same time and the only side it would have would be 3-5 inches added to your cock

WINNAR!!!!

I would make the miracle steroid to be a liquid that tastes like beer...

Second place. Only it would also have low toxicity and you would have to drink 12 of them every night.

 

[jacshelb]

you'v ebeen watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory again haven't you? it always goes wrong with the blueberry pie............

Sad thing is, I actually think it could be done. Though, it is a long long way off. True, though, I did see that remake a few months back. lol.

Wouldn't that be great to program our own steroids in the comfort of our homes? But, then again, think about if we did something wrong or the machine malfunctioned...


Jacob

 

[BigCracker]

I'd like the miracle steroid to make my dick grow long enough that I could suck it myself. Then I wouldn't need to workout or leave my house ever again.

 

[androlic]

Name: AFOC (Anabolic fatburning oral compound)

1. Oral steroid, as functional as an injectable.
2. No side-effects.
3. Taken once a week.
4. Dosage made the muscles. (like; 50mg monday, you'd get 100% more gains than 25mg/monday, during that week)
5. Included fatburning effect.
6. Any food is good food.
7. No PCT needed
8. Price = about twice as GH :O
9. Automatically adjusted to symetrical muscles

10. RESULT = RIPPED, BULKED, EXTREME STRENGTH & VASCULAR

 

[Bozwell]

My perfect steroid would be one that made the tendons,joints/connective tissue bullet proof ,streanthend intrenal organs and bones with no chance of any side effects ..apart from a little extra aggression ..gave only lean mass,increased endurence, massive streanth gains and a huge sex drive
call it perfectabolin or equimastavar

 

[pursuit]

Thou shalt be called...
Successterone

Name: AFOC (Anabolic fatburning oral compound)

1. Oral steroid, as functional as an injectable.
2. No side-effects.
3. Taken once a week.
4. Dosage made the muscles. (like; 50mg monday, you'd get 100% more gains than 25mg/monday, during that week)
5. Included fatburning effect.
6. Any food is good food.
7. No PCT needed
8. Price = about twice as GH :O
9. Automatically adjusted to symetrical muscles

10. RESULT = RIPPED, BULKED, EXTREME STRENGTH & VASCULAR

 

[happiest]

My wonder drug would be like a perfect combination of the Matrix pill and a bit of a secret Chinese tincture that extended life and its quality...It would hastily put the user in touch with the collective unconcious- divine mind. Using Matrix/Tao kind of philosophies, the user could shape their reality and their bodies to do what they wanted....oh, and they could instantly fight like really cool Shaolin Monks for fun..lol