Having just got back from there... I can assure you they have both pizza AND white bread in Italy and both are DELICIOUS. Didn't even pretend I wasn't gonna have pizza and pasta every day over there..... mmmmmm.
Why don't you tell us about that time you picked up those two strippers and did all kind of nasty things with the sliced apples ... that's one of my favorite little erotic tales.
And don't leave out the part about the whipped cream, polaroids and dog collar.