If the neighbor lady told you this what would you do?

[musclemom]

from my understanding tubes being tied only lasts close to 10 years and then they magically untie (i swear to christ i've heard this) but anyways go into detail about what she was saying (about your phone convo) infront of her husband... maybe she wants you to punch it out and then when you least expect it. the hubby is gonna pop out of the closet and punch your asshole out!?

Where in the hell did you hear that bullshit?

Tubes do not "UnTie," Seriously, ask our resident resident, Chris, if you don't believe me but any woman who says her tubes UNTIED never had them tied to begin with.

 

[jnevin]

from my understanding tubes being tied only lasts close to 10 years and then they magically untie (i swear to christ i've heard this) but anyways go into detail about what she was saying (about your phone convo) infront of her husband... maybe she wants you to punch it out and then when you least expect it. the hubby is gonna pop out of the closet and punch your asshole out!?

I read this in a Donnie Baker voice and literally lol'd.

 

[chris302001]

Where in the hell did you hear that bullshit?

Tubes do not "UnTie," Seriously, ask our resident resident, Chris, if you don't believe me but any woman who says her tubes UNTIED never had them tied to begin with.

lolol +1

There is no Fallopian Tube Fairy that visits your girl in the night to pay you back for all the fucked up shit that you've done over your life......

 

[EnderJE]

"These are the days of our lives..."

 

[ortiz34]

he won't post again until he's shitfaced

6-8pm (EST) would be my guess

 

[Tytan]

Apples? Apples? Like granny smith or gala? WTF you delivering apples to that ho for?

 

[stephen4327]

we have some of the luckiest ppl on the planet here at ef.
id invite her to my place so husband cant just 'accidently walk in' and punch her shit out,lol

go for it, u will regret it!

 

[jnevin]

Whether you hit it or not, you should deuce on her chest.

 

[JR76]

Older gal, about 45, keeps hitting on me. She gets drunk at night and calls at least once a week. Told me last night that it's been a long time since her vagina has been punched out. Then I go over to her house when her hubby is home to drop off some apples and they invite me in and she keeps making references to our discussions in front of her husband but in a joking matter like it never happened. Very akward. It's got me to thinking though, she's had her tubes tied so I could squirt one off in her and not have to worry about any rsnoble retards next door. I wish she'd go away I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

I'd move.

 

[ponyfitness]

Obviously she is doable or you wouldn't even be thinking about it. However, she sounds like an attention whore with a big mouth and the fact they live right by you means nothing good can come of it. Too easy for her husband when he finds out to come over with a crowbar.

That being said, she's going to cheat - it might as well be with you. Test her out with a blow job and see how she responds.