If the neighbor lady told you this what would you do?

[UA_Iron]

do her right before you move out. And wtf with the apples? Why were you doing that?

 

[wills_got_rythm]

No doubt hit it....but take her to a motel room so her weird ass old man aint sneakin a peak or tryin to guide your cawk

 

[txbondsman]

lol

I dont know what else to say.

I didn't think you were that old, so you said "come punch out my cha cha?"

 

[viciousness]

I wish my freshly divorced neighbor would say punch her out to me!

 

[AztecWarrior]

Go 4 it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[goin on 4T]

Just wait. You hit it, they get in an argument, she throws it in his face that you fucked her, he will be at your door in 30 steps and will be ready to kill you. And since he lives next door, he can change your whole world. Nice piece of ass is ok, however don't shit where you sleep!

 

[EnderJE]

C'mon, tell us another Dear Penthouse stories. Like did you know that I live next to a Catholic lesbian girl school?

 

[inkspot]

Older gal, about 45, keeps hitting on me. She gets drunk at night and calls at least once a week. Told me last night that it's been a long time since her vagina has been punched out. Then I go over to her house when her hubby is home to drop off some apples and they invite me in and she keeps making references to our discussions in front of her husband but in a joking matter like it never happened. Very akward. It's got me to thinking though, she's had her tubes tied so I could squirt one off in her and not have to worry about any rsnoble retards next door. I wish she'd go away I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

Seriously that is vulgar. How odd a neighbor would know her tubes were tied, I'd ask for proof. Be sure to make a doctors appt afterwards okay.

 

[velvett]

I see this ending badly.
You have health insurance?
And 911 on your cell speed dial?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

You fuck her or what?