If I won a lottery...

[milo hobgoblin]

I's buy a gym.. NO aerobics and only let in people I liked ..

NO housewives with their ugly ass short har, fat ass.. sitting on the machines between their sets. Bitching about their kids soccer coach and their mini van payment. Nasty hellspawn on the floor crying and screaming.. UGH.

NO ugly old guys who read the newspapaer WHILE they train..

NO FUCKING TEENAGERS

NO CEL PHONES ON THE FLOOR EVER.. AUTOMATIC MEMBERSHIP TERMINATION

Id limit the membership so it was never crowded and Id only charge 5 dollars a month so everyone would want to come JUST so Id get the pleasure of telling them to fuck off because they arent serious enough or I simply dont like them..

ahh my dream gym.....

can you tell my gym is getting crowded???????

 

[Dial_tone]

Set the rates according to how many times you can squat your bodyweight.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL good idea.. but only for guys.. I dont want any women that look like east german hammer throwers..

They an be strong but I want em voluptuous like sugarplum strong not that Cory Everson looking strong YUCK.


Oh ya and all women who dress skimplily or wear skimpy tank tops get a HUGE discount. (if of course they look good) I dont want no women who look like a rhino stuffed in a garden hose.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Set the rates according to how many times you can squat your bodyweight.

How many times gets me in this gym for free? I have done 235 for reps of 30 before.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Storngsmart.. dont you work out in LA fitness in Enc. ? If you've been to the vista one lately you know how bad its getting at night..


and anyone I know from here would get in free for life. Except curling.. I dont want him leaving those stupid Christian comic books laying around.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Storngsmart.. dont you work out in LA fitness in Enc. ? If you've been to the vista one lately you know how bad its getting at night..


and anyone I know from here would get in free for life. Except curling.. I dont want him leaving those stupid Christian comic books laying around.

Yes, the one in Encinitas. But, the squat racks and deadlifts areas belong to me and my brother. Most of the guys there concentrate on the beach muscles and the butter faces with painted on workout clothing.

 

[Dial_tone]

How many times gets me in this gym for free? I have done 235 for reps of 30 before.

I think we'll pay you to lift....you can be the resident pro.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

painted ut workout clothes on women owns me.

I gotta get back down to that encinitas gym. What time do you and your bro train Strongsmart?

 

[coverguy]

there would need to be aerobics to bring in loads of hot chicks.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

no.. me and some old friends owned a golds gym with no aerobics.. we had plenty of hot women there.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I think we'll pay you to lift....you can be the resident pro.

ACK! You've seen me before. I'm nowhere close to pro. I can just lift heavy things.

 

[Carmen]

LOL good idea.. but only for guys.. I dont want any women that look like east german hammer throwers..

They an be strong but I want em voluptuous like sugarplum strong not that Cory Everson looking strong YUCK.


Oh ya and all women who dress skimplily or wear skimpy tank tops get a HUGE discount. (if of course they look good) I dont want no women who look like a rhino stuffed in a garden hose.

can i join? would i get a key??????
i can squat my bw, but if i dress skimpily, something's gonna fall out!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

can i join? would i get a key??????
i can squat my bw, but if i dress skimpily, something's gonna fall out!

Ok, help me out here 'cause I fail to see a problem.

 

[Carmen]

ACK! You've seen me before. I'm nowhere close to pro. I can just lift heavy things.

i have a shirt that says "i may not be smart, but i can lift heavy things"

 

[strongsmartsexy]

i have a shirt that says "i may not be smart, but i can lift heavy things"

I bet I can rip that shirt off of you in under 3 seconds!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Sugarplum I was actually going to hire you as my assitant manager.. you going to umm "assist" me in helping close every night.. we are going to uhh clean equipment together. Ya thats right .. clean equipment... A LOT.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL good idea.. but only for guys.. I dont want any women that look like east german hammer throwers...

So if you can squat your body weight PLUS you have to look like east german hammer throwers I beg to differ

 

[Dial_tone]

Sugarplum I was actually going to hire you as my assitant manager.. you going to umm "assist" me in helping close every night.. we are going to uhh clean equipment together. Ya thats right .. clean equipment... A LOT.

and lots of dick tast.....err dictation.

 

[jerseyart]

So if you can squat your body weight PLUS you have to look like east german hammer throwers I beg to differ

As I recall I was the one begging

Milo, I can attest that for someone who can squat over 300lbs, frisky is still silky soft in all the right places. Nothing masculine about her.

No east german hammer thrower, but she did have this skimpy little nazi outfit..........

 

[milo hobgoblin]

oh no friskeygirl.. not at all .. Ive seen some GORGEOUS women who could squat in the 400's but they are a rarity.

Besides I LOVE thicker women.. I just dont want any sqaure jawed, thick necked women who gotta shave.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

oh no friskeygirl.. not at all .. Ive seen some GORGEOUS women who could squat in the 400's but they are a rarity.

Besides I LOVE thicker women.. I just dont want any sqaure jawed, thick necked women who gotta shave.

you mean those are women

I know few Gorgeous women that squat 400+ and yes they are a rarity

 

[Dial_tone]

oh no friskeygirl.. not at all .. Ive seen some GORGEOUS women who could squat in the 400's but they are a rarity.

Besides I LOVE thicker women.. I just dont want any sqaure jawed, thick necked women who gotta shave.

SPATTS!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I have to admit though.. I do like a slightly bigger clit on a woman.. SUPER sensitive. MUWHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA

 

[Evil_Frisky]

As I recall I was the one begging

Milo, I can attest that for someone who can squat over 300lbs, frisky is still silky soft in all the right places. Nothing masculine about her.

No east german hammer thrower, but she did have this skimpy little nazi outfit..........

Yes you were begging.... and running but you ass was caught

As for the soft spots.... you were deteremined to find them all wern't you

 

[jerseyart]

Yes you were begging.... and running but you ass was caught

As for the soft spots.... you were deteremined to find them all wern't you

OMGWTF

For the record I let you pin me

As to the rest, I'm just thorough is all

 

[strongsmartsexy]

For the record I let you pin me

Yeah, we believe you. Sure we do. Uh huh. *adjusts tin foil hat* Yup most definately believe that.

 

[jerseyart]

Yeah, we believe you. Sure we do. Uh huh. *adjusts tin foil hat* Yup most definately believe that.

Don't encourage her bor. It's tough enough getting the whole alpha male thing going with her.

If I lose, she's already dropping threats about a strap on

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Don't encourage her bor. It's tough enough getting the whole alpha male thing going with her.

If I lose, she's already dropping threats about a strap on

Face it. Strapon or no, she is the Alpha Biatch and you're just there.

 

[jerseyart]

Face it. Strapon or no, she is the Alpha Biatch and you're just there.

It's obvious shes been talking

Time to implement my fool proof "no I didn't" defense

 

[strongsmartsexy]

It's obvious shes been talking

Time to implement my fool proof "no I didn't" defense

TO late. You're done for. She owns you lock stock and barrel. Don't worry, she won't hurt you....much...

 

[jerseyart]

TO late. You're done for. She owns you lock stock and barrel. Don't worry, she won't hurt you....much...

That's what she promised

What a liar

 

[Evil_Frisky]

That's what she promised

What a liar

Jersey, you are my Biatch

Yes I promised I wouldn't hurt you but thats cause your pansy ass was running and I was gettng tired of chasing

And btw don't be a wussy... the strap on isn't all that big and I told you I'd lube good and take it easy... GEEZE

 

[BO-DEN]

i wouldnt buy a gym

 

[jerseyart]

Jersey, you are my Biatch

Yes I promised I wouldn't hurt you but thats cause your pansy ass was running and I was gettng tired of chasing

And btw don't be a wussy... the strap on isn't all that big and I told you I'd lube good and take it easy... GEEZE

I guess you assume that sounds fair since I didnt use lube, and it was that big

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I guess you assume that sounds fair since I didnt use lube, and it was that big

Fair enough, you tell no lies, but you know lube never is an issue I have life time suppy

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I guess you assume that sounds fair since I didnt use lube, and it was that big

Sheesh, this went from believeable to unbelieveable in one little post.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Sheesh, this went from believeable to unbelieveable in one little post.

Believe it

 

[jerseyart]

Fair enough, you tell no lies, but you know lube never is an issue I have life time suppy

Id like to test that statement

 

[BradG]

Jersey, don't run man. I'm sure that just frustrates her! I bet she'd be much easier on you if you just gave in. But then again I think I would lock away the stap-on , just in case.

 

[jerseyart]

Jersey, don't run man. I'm sure that just frustrates her! I bet she'd be much easier on you if you just gave in. But then again I think I would lock away the stap-on , just in case.

Dude, easier said than done

These southern girls have strange ideas about fun.

Maybe its just cause Im from the north. Im pretty sure she hasn't forgiven us Yankees yet

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Dude, easier said than done

These southern girls have strange ideas about fun.

Maybe its just cause Im from the north. Im pretty sure she hasn't forgiven us Yankees yet

Yea we do have strange ideas.... no shut up and eat your fruit

 

[BradG]

But back to the original thread topic,

If I won the lottery:

I'd go visit my local Ferrari and BMW dealers, and maybe Porsche too,
I'd move to Dallas,
I'd book a Cruise to Europe, followed by a couple month vacation there after I pick
my BMW up, and then cruise back,
Build a gym and set my best friend up as the owner,
Then I'd lift, eat, sleep....

Hmm what else... I guess that pretty much covers the inital time period.

Of course this is if I were to win tens of millions. I don't play it otherwise.

 

[jerseyart]

Yea we do have strange ideas.... no shut up and eat your fruit

Yes peaches

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Yes peaches

Why don't we just get a room already

 

[BradG]

Dude, easier said than done

These southern girls have strange ideas about fun.

Maybe its just cause Im from the north. Im pretty sure she hasn't forgiven us Yankees yet

You just need to be southernized. I'm sure you'd come around sooner or later.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If I won the lottery, I'd buy my own forest range up in BC...