if i were a lesbian

[Carmen]

i think i'd date ellen degeneres. she's funny, and she could be the guy.

 

[jenscats5]

I'm a lesbian in a man's body in a woman's body.....

Can I come over??

 

[DIVISION]

i think i'd date ellen degeneres. she's funny, and she could be the guy.

I'd rather watch you fuck Winona Ryder or Rose McGowan.......




DIV

 

[the nature boy]

I agree with you except for the funny part.

 

[Carmen]

I'm a lesbian in a man's body in a woman's body.....

Can I come over??

yeah, please. you're funny too and sooo much prettier than ellen.
ok, i'm changing my answer to jen.

 

[jenscats5]

yeah, please. you're funny too and sooo much prettier than ellen.
ok, i'm changing my answer to jen.

Yay!!

 

[MasterBates]

if I was a lesbian I'd do you

 

[DIVISION]

yeah, please. you're funny too and sooo much prettier than ellen.
ok, i'm changing my answer to jen.

^^^that's not funny........not at all.



DIV

 

[*MissFit*]

I would want a chick with big boobs

 

[jenscats5]

^^^that's not funny........not at all.



DIV

Now why not?? I'm not a bad choice.....

 

[DIVISION]

I would want a chick with big boobs

PLP, you just need to get laid.........man or woman..........big boobs or big cock........you just need some.



DIV

 

[Carmen]

Now why not?? I'm not a bad choice.....

i agree- i don't know what's wrong with it. we get along good and you're cute.

 

[jenscats5]

i agree- i don't know what's wrong with it. we get along good and you're cute.

I don't think Division likes me for some reason..... whatever...

I'll bring wine....

 

[Carmen]

I don't think Division likes me for some reason..... whatever...

I'll bring wine....

he doesn't like me either. thats ok. I like you.
PLP, big boobs rock.

 

[jenscats5]

he doesn't like me either. thats ok. I like you.
PLP, big boobs rock.

Yep, I think we'd be great friends..... Big Boobs do rock!

 

[roidpuple]

i think i'd date ellen degeneres. she's funny, and she could be the guy.

ellen I love her ... you should try her first

 

[DJ_UFO]

I don;t know if I were a lesbian but if I were a woman, I'd be lesbian for sure with so many beutiful women in this world

 

[shawnerk]

Lesbians are really smart- The pick girls and girls are way hotter and softer and sexier and more sensual- damn horny now.... crap, be back in a couple mins- lol

 

[perkele]

i think i'd date ellen degeneres. she's funny, and she could be the guy.

How about Brooke?

I'd watch.

 

[ChefWide]

Jen? TrappedBodyItis? You too?

I am leather n' lipstick bulldyke trapped in a bikers body.

Lets go set some rebar, whip a casoulet in the oven and fuck like a medieval battle.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If I was a lezbein. I'd want to have a a drunken, touchy-feely sleepover with Sugarplum, Jencats, Firsky, and Lady Viking...

 

[BUBBLES]

a friend of mine was bisexual and I did not know this until she told me 2 years later after we met...

one night we decided to take some sexy photos of eachother, and later she confessed that she actually felt like getting it on with me......I was so shocked and speachless when I heard that because I never imagined her in that light!!!!

 

[DIVISION]

If I was a lezbein. I'd want to have a a drunken, touchy-feely sleepover with Sugarplum, Jencats, Firsky, and Lady Viking...

Wouldn't happen.

Sugarplum doesn't do girls.

Jenscats would feel guilty that her husband isn't eating.

Frisky wants dick in a major way.

Lady Viking is strictly dickly.


Plus....UlcasterCripHatter would look simply haggard as a woman......




DIV

 

[ChefWide]

a friend of mine was bisexual and I did not know this until she told me 2 years later after we met...

one night we decided to take some sexy photos of each other, and later she confessed that she actually felt like getting it on with me......I was so shocked and speachless when I heard that because I never imagined her in that light!!!!

Do I even have to say it? I mean, REALLY?!?!

 

[DIVISION]

a friend of mine was bisexual and I did not know this until she told me 2 years later after we met...

one night we decided to take some sexy photos of eachother, and later she confessed that she actually felt like getting it on with me......I was so shocked and speachless when I heard that because I never imagined her in that light!!!!

The next step is seeing her in no clothes and then seeing her between your legs with her mouth clamped tightly over your........



DIV

 

[BUBBLES]

Do I even have to say it? I mean, REALLY?!?!

all I wated to do was to take photos but it did not cross my mind to make love to her....she was just a friend!!! apparently she had something else in mind...

 

[ChefWide]

The next step is seeing her in no clothes and then seeing her between your legs with her mouth clamped tightly over your........



DIV

 

[BUBBLES]

The next step is seeing her in no clothes and then seeing her between your legs with her mouth clamped tightly over your........



DIV

that sounds kind of enticing but I like men too much to swing to the other side...

if she made a move on me I am not sure what I would have done...maybe clamped her one one the face!!!

 

[DIVISION]

that sounds kind of enticing but I like men too much to swing to the other side...

if she made a move on me I am not sure what I would have done...maybe clamped her one one the face!!!

I'll let you swing on my vine if you let her swing on your behind......deal?

If she makes a move on you, don't fight it! Don't fight it! GO with it!

Happy Thoughts.......warm, gentle, soft, smooth, wet...HAPPY THOUGHTS!







DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Wouldn't happen.

No shit I could fuck up a wet dream without trying....

Sugarplum doesn't do girls.

Nope, she'd lick the kitty and like it. 98% cock though

Jenscats would feel guilty that her husband isn't eating.

I agree. Not a chance.

Frisky wants dick in a major way.

She's so hot. I'd have to try

Lady Viking is strictly dickly.

I dunno... I think she's sicka men for a while.

Plus....UlcasterCripHatter would look simply haggard as a woman......

Broham, I look bloody haggard as a man. I look like .25 cave troll, .25 serial rapist (got that from a cousin), .25 Star Trek convention goer, .25 glue sniffer
I'd get shot down by a broke, crack whore with a wooden leg...Shit ain't looking good.

 

[DIVISION]

Broham, I look bloody haggard as a man. I look like .25 cave troll, .25 serial rapist (got that from a cousin), .25 Star Trek convention goer, .25 glue sniffer
I'd get shot down by a broke, crack whore with a wooden leg...Shit ain't looking good.

Is that a relative in your av?

if so, whom?



DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Is that a relative in your av?

if so, whom?



DIV

Thats Lee Marvin...

Delta Force
Dirty Dozen
The Big Red One
Shout at the Devil
Donovan's Reef......Gilhooley!!!!

 

[Carmen]

How about Brooke?

I'd watch.

she's ok, but i'd still take jen or ellen. or janet jackson. she's kinda hot.

 

[Carmen]

Wouldn't happen.

Sugarplum doesn't do girls.

Jenscats would feel guilty that her husband isn't eating.

Frisky wants dick in a major way.

Lady Viking is strictly dickly.


Plus....UlcasterCripHatter would look simply haggard as a woman......
:

DIV... your information is wrong. i won't say which one... or maybe all of them... but you're wrong.

 

[Carmen]

Broham, I look bloody haggard as a man. I look like .25 cave troll, .25 serial rapist (got that from a cousin), .25 Star Trek convention goer, .25 glue sniffer
I'd get shot down by a broke, crack whore with a wooden leg...Shit ain't looking good.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
paleeeeease.
you lie like a rug- ask any girl here.

 

[Lady Viking]

Lady Viking is strictly dickly.



DIV

Wtf does "strictly dickly" mean?

And if I would be lesbian, I would want Angelina Jolie

 

[Carmen]

Wtf does "strictly dickly" mean?

And if I would be lesbian, I would want Angelina Jolie

oh yeah! i'd want her too.
i guess division thinks he knows all of us. he was trying to say that you would never ever be with a woman.

 

[ChefWide]

I would like to be with a woman. Do I have be lesbian to get in on that action?

 

[Lady Viking]

oh yeah! i'd want her too.
i guess division thinks he knows all of us. he was trying to say that you would never ever be with a woman.

lol
My dictionary doesn´t know the words which Div is using...

 

[Carmen]

lol
My dictionary doesn´t know the words which Div is using...

thats ok- i'm american and i don't know half the words he uses.

 

[Dial_tone]

i think i'd date ellen degeneres. she's funny, and she could be the guy.

If you were lesbian I'd have the operation!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i think i'd date ellen degeneres. she's funny, and she could be the guy.

Hmm.. I'd pick.. Ashle Judd, Angelina Jolie, Our very own.. Lady V.. Sugarplum and Kroliczek...

 

[ChefWide]

Hmm.. I'd pick.. Ashle Judd, Angelina Jolie, Our very own.. Lady V.. Sugarplum and Kroliczek...

I'll have what she's having...

 

[Carmen]

I'll have what she's having...

you can't. you have an outtie. this is for innies only.
you're right frisky. i'm choosing you, krol, jen, LV, dakotah, ellen cause she 's funny, angelina, and janet jackson.
and any of the other ladies here cause i like them all.
but i'm not a lesbian. i'm just sayin'... IF i was.

 

[RottenWillow]

If I were a lesbian and you were a lady
would you marry me anyway
would you have my baby


and I second the love for the Judd. I'd throw some stone cold cunnulingus on Ashley.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you can't. you have an outtie. this is for innies only.
you're right frisky. i'm choosing you, krol, jen, LV, dakotah, ellen cause she 's funny, angelina, and janet jackson.
and any of the other ladies here cause i like them all.
but i'm not a lesbian. i'm just sayin'... IF i was.

Oh dammit.. How the hell could I have left Dakotah out I'll add Jen, and Hallie Berry..

I agree.. any other ladies of elite too.. they are all HOT

 

[ChefWide]

you can't. you have an outtie. this is for innies only.
you're right frisky. i'm choosing you, krol, jen, LV, dakotah, ellen cause she 's funny, angelina, and janet jackson.
and any of the other ladies here cause i like them all.
but i'm not a lesbian. i'm just sayin'... IF i was.

What if I temporarily do the 'Lumberg Tuck'?

I want to get glazed.

 

[Carmen]

If I were a lesbian and you were a lady
would you marry me anyway
would you have my baby


and I second the love for the Judd. I'd throw some stone cold cunnulingus on Ashley.

lol..
you're in too.

 

[Carmen]

If you were lesbian I'd have the operation!

i've never seen an altered one. that would be interesting.

 

[the nature boy]

How about Brooke?

I'd watch.

WTF is THAT??? not a good pic dude.

 

[curling]

How about Brooke?

I'd watch.

She married a dude from my high school and saw her at the 20th reunion. Dude was kind of quiet dude in high school and now he flew into the the reunion in a lear jet with brooke under his arm not too shabby for a dweeb.

 

[onebigab]

With all this talk going on about lesbians, I wanna be one now.

 

[DIVISION]

What if I temporarily do the 'Lumberg Tuck'?

I want to get glazed.

RU fucking kidding me, nugga?

Lumberg is fucking a grease stain in the parking lot AS WE SPEAK!





DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
paleeeeease.
you lie like a rug- ask any girl here.

Think I should grow my hair back?
Ask anygirl here? Only 3 have seen me.

 

[Carmen]

Think I should grow my hair back?
Ask anygirl here? Only 3 have seen me.

and what did they say????
you know the answer.
your hair looks nice either way- i'm partial to shaved head and goatee, but thats just me.

 

[Kroliczek]

lol, if i were a lesbian. ummm...every woman has a hidden lesbo inside her.

C'mon Sugar, resistance is futile.

 

[Carmen]

lol, if i were a lesbian. ummm...every woman has a hidden lesbo inside her.

C'mon Sugar, resistance is futile.

i give up.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i give up.

How you doing

 

[Kroliczek]

How you doing

Oh my! Look who's here! The three of us could totally make this thread worthwhile, you know...just like before...just like old times.

 

[Carmen]

How you doing

*kiss*

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

and what did they say????

Lies

you know the answer

No, I posted this before you told me. Thought I'd remind you...you're memory

your hair looks nice either way- i'm partial to shaved head and goatee, but thats just me.

Thanks again, Suga'

 

[BUBBLES]

I'll let you swing on my vine if you let her swing on your behind......deal?

If she makes a move on you, don't fight it! Don't fight it! GO with it!

Happy Thoughts.......warm, gentle, soft, smooth, wet...HAPPY THOUGHTS!





DIV

Deal, you have to help out in a major way though ..