I was at a club with my friend and both our gf's. We were *dancing on the dance floor and it was the usual packed house so everyone was tight up against each other. I was drunk a little and played a joke on my buddy. I patted his ass from behind but made it look like someone else did it. After a couple of times, he turned around and started a fight with the girl who was behind him. Him and his gf were yelling at this one chick about touching his ass. His gf was really pissed because this chick was grabbing his ass, but in fact I WAS. lol I was too drunk to even know what was going on, so I told him the next day what had happened, and he didn't believe me. He still thought the girl was grabbing his ass. lmao. ummm, I'm drunk now, so this whole post might not make sense. noi'mnotgaywtf