if a girl tells me she has a boyfriend randomly in the middle of an AIM convo

[jnevin]

randomly ask if she does anal.

Yeah, like right after you ask if she likes sushi or something. You just have to say it real fast.

 

[jnevin]

 

[Sub-Zero]

ill just put it in without asking

 

[jnevin]

ill just put it in without asking

Good thinking. That way you can blame it on inexperience.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Good thinking. That way you can blame it on inexperience.

if she gets mad ill kill her dog and blame it on michael vic

 

[jnevin]

if she gets mad ill kill her dog and blame it on michael vic

Just don't do anything to its asshole or it may lead back to you instead of him.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Just don't do anything to its asshole or it may lead back to you instead of him.

lol u make me sick

 

[jh1]

if she gets mad ill kill her dog and blame it on michael vic

I'll steal your stereo...

 

[jnevin]

I'll steal your stereo...

That shit's just wrong bro. I can't believe you'd even say something like that.

 

[Scotsman]

ill just put it in without asking

The no knock back door raid!!

Cheers,
Scotsman