I was nearly disfigured!!

[broonzy]

I was warming up my lunch in the microwave (chicken and Mashed potatos), and when it was done, I walked to my desk, took the cover off and stuck my fork in the food and then, all of a sudden, with the force of what must have been at least 2 or 3 sticks of TNT......POW!!!! My chicken explodes sending mashed potatos flying everywhere!! Luckily none of the steaming hot potato shrapnel struck my face or I could have been horribly disfigured. Thankfully, most of the potato debris landed harmlessly in my lap, causing a mess, but no injury.

It was a close one people.....it was a close one.

 

[Strongbow]

Damn I missed. you will not be so lucky next time BISH.

 

[broonzy]

Damn I missed. you will not be so lucky next time BISH.

Would you like some mashed potatos?

 

[JDid23]

lol

 

[RADAR]

That chicken was ready to fart anyway,you just helped it along.

RADAR

 

[PhoenixS]

lol

 

[nydj66]

I was warming up my lunch in the microwave (chicken and Mashed potatos), and when it was done, I walked to my desk, took the cover off and stuck my fork in the food and then, all of a sudden, with the force of what must have been at least 2 or 3 sticks of TNT......POW!!!! My chicken explodes sending mashed potatos flying everywhere!! Luckily none of the steaming hot potato shrapnel struck my face or I could have been horribly disfigured. Thankfully, most of the potato debris landed harmlessly in my lap, causing a mess, but no injury.

It was a close one people.....it was a close one.

Shit, now I'm hungry.