I was just going through match.com and...

[chesty]

...the freaking heard is so full of chicken-winged fatties that culling it will take months, not too mention the just butt-ass-fugly chicks. My God, have I been reduced to shopping at K-Mart for a date?

I gotta get out a here!

 

[StickFigure]

...the freaking heard is so full of chicken-winged fatties that culling it will take months, not too mention the just butt-ass-fugly chicks. My God, have I been reduced to shopping at K-Mart for a date?

I gotta get out a here!

LMAO!!!! I know exactly what you mean. I was on that e-Harmony and you can get pretty specific about what you're looking for and all they kept sending my way was the fatties and the fuglies! WTF?? I asked for fit chics!

 

[*MissFit*]

hmmm u guys dont like me huh

 

[StickFigure]

hmmm u guys dont like me huh

sorry, you never showed interest.

 

[fogg88]

what zip-code, Chesty? ...let us go on there and pick some out for you.

 

[*MissFit*]

i msged them both.. sent them smiles

 

[StickFigure]

i msged them both.. sent them smiles

I never got no messages from you.

 

[*MissFit*]

I sent u a wave..(is that even an option?)

I never got no messages from you.

 

[StickFigure]

I sent u a wave..(is that even an option?)

and this is where I say, "So you're saying you're interested?"

and you say, "Sorry bud! No chance!"

and I fall on my sword one more time.

 

[PBR]

match.com = chicks on edison medicine.
or "just my size" girlz...

 

[StickFigure]

match.com = chicks on edison medicine.
or "just my size" girlz...

LOL!! That's fugged up!

 

[EnderJE]

I sent u a wave..(is that even an option?)

I smell a set up.

(btw, she's a freak in person...)

 

[chesty]

85086 is zip
and i never got a message from you either, but you are also far from chicken winged fatty!

 

[StickFigure]

85086 is zip
and i never got a message from you either, but you are also far from chicken winged fatty!

They never believe us when we tell 'em that bro.

 

[chesty]

I know, we can't win for lose

 

[*MissFit*]

Hey.. i told u to shut your eyes.. and fantasize baby

match.com = chicks on edison medicine.
or "just my size" girlz...

 

[*MissFit*]

#1..Im shy
#2.. those werent my cloths

I smell a set up.

(btw, she's a freak in person...)

 

[*MissFit*]

I was birth..

my ad read.. avg looking, pumper with dark hair, a devilish smiler and smashing thighs

85086 is zip
and i never got a message from you either, but you are also far from chicken winged fatty!

 

[StickFigure]

I smell a set up.

Yup. that's why she never responded to my post.

I called it at least.

 

[*MissFit*]

i wouldnt do that

 

[EnderJE]

i wouldnt do that

freak!

 

[chesty]

I like your avatar, wanna go out?

 

[*MissFit*]

ur hitting on stcik?

I like your avatar, wanna go out?

 

[StickFigure]

i wouldnt do that

who are you talking to?

 

[EnderJE]

stcik?

Okay, this time you lost me. What does that mean?

 

[chesty]

no on you missfit. I only go for innies

 

[*MissFit*]

im confused

i'm a freak chest is hitting on stick

and end is confusing us all

 

[chesty]

I think missfit is blonde

 

[StickFigure]

im confused

i'm a freak chest is hitting on stick

and end is confusing us all

Lemme clear it up for you:

Being a freak is a good thing....especially in the bed!

Chesty has a girl

You were hitting on Stick

and Ender is commentating


That better?

 

[*MissFit*]

I was for almost 6 years, but dyed it last.. hmm november

I think missfit is blonde

 

[chesty]

see i knew it

 

[StickFigure]

I was for almost 6 years, but dyed it last.. hmm november

You look good as a blonde.

 

[Razorguns]

...the freaking heard is so full of chicken-winged fatties that culling it will take months, not too mention the just butt-ass-fugly chicks. My God, have I been reduced to shopping at K-Mart for a date?

I gotta get out a here!

Welcome to women above 30. Bunch of useless trouts that no men want.

 

[chesty]

hopefully they aren't spawning anymore!

 

[*MissFit*]

what do they have to chose from as well

 

[Razorguns]

what do they have to chose from as well

Men look distinguised as they get older -- plus more older men are still in good shape.

 

[chesty]

Yeah, and the woman just sag and flap the older they get

 

[Dial_tone]

I saw a bunch of pretty hot women on match.com in my area.

 

[n0th1ng]

I met my girlfriend on myspace.

 

[chesty]

Phx brother, land of cowgirls and fatties

 

[PBR]

Hey.. i told u to shut your eyes.. and fantasize baby

no can do...im very visual. i like the lights on.

 

[chesty]

sometimes lights is much better