I was in Walmart

[Spartacus]

going down the pet feed aisle
an older woman on one of those mechanized carts needed help getting a bag of dog feed
I asked which bag?
she pointed to the last brown one
plenty of green bags left of the same brand
so I glanzed at them wondering why they were the poor sellers
peanut butter flavored
and I thought of the story of the woman who plastered her cooter with peanut butter so her great dane would lap it off
I chose not to share my thought

 

[gotmojo]

Was it this Wal-Mart????

http://media.putfile.com/Dancing-Asians

 

[heatherrae]

Probably best you kept that one under your hat.

 

[H_T_]

i'm gonna be a Wal-Mart Lothario....

 

[Spartacus]

why isn't there a peanut butter based cologne?

 

[Spartacus]

wait I got it mixed up

 

[Spartacus]

still though "Dog" would be a cool cologne name

 

[heatherrae]

There is a play doh flavored cologne: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,194815,00.html

 

[Spartacus]

anything can be re-cycled

 

[heatherrae]

The same brand makes a cologne titled "dirt." I swear it smells just like potting soil. Why anyone would want to smell like potting soil, or play doh for that matter, is beyond me. LOL.

 

[Spartacus]

The same brand makes a cologne titled "dirt." I swear it smells just like potting soil. Why anyone would want to smell like potting soil, or play doh for that matter, is beyond me. LOL.

I'd combine them and call it
"play dirt"

 

[Mr. dB]

The same brand makes a cologne titled "dirt." I swear it smells just like potting soil. Why anyone would want to smell like potting soil, or play doh for that matter, is beyond me. LOL.

The other night at work someone was wearing a cologne that smelled like those deoderant cakes they put in the urinals in the men's room. Used ones.

 

[heatherrae]

mmmmmm....eau d'urinal. yummy.

 

[SoKlueles]

walmart rocks

 

[hamstershaver]

no wonder the peanut butter never lasts long at home

 

[rnch]

peanut butter flavored dog food may be her social security nutrition "suppliment"....she wouldn't be the first senior citizen who has to eat dog food to make ends meet.

 

[stilleto]

Seems like a lot of men like the smell of gasoline.

maybe some women should dab a bit behind their ears.

 

[rnch]

Seems like a lot of men like the smell of gasoline.

maybe some women should dab a bit behind their ears.

LOLOL....reminds me of the NASCAR commercial of the gal bathing in gasoline and dabbing motor oil on in place of perfume in preparation of her date with NASCAR driver jeremy mayfield.

often the commercials are more entertaining than the races are.

 

[redguru]

At my local Tom Thumb store, there's a wino that comes in and buys two cans of dog food and a 40oz beer daily. This is after a long day of panhandling at US98 and Navy Boulevard. His sign says "Why Lie? I need Beer." Not sure if he has a stray he feeds or he's eating it himself.

 

[Testosterone boy]

The other night at work someone was wearing a cologne that smelled like those deoderant cakes they put in the urinals in the men's room. Used ones.

Excuse me....that was me.

And I do not use used ones.

 

[Gymgurl]

she might not have liked your K9 sense of humor....the ole peanut butter trick might have freaked her out LOL

 

[Mr. dB]

You buy cat food at Walmart? For shame!

 

[coldblue1955]

going down the pet feed aisle
an older woman on one of those mechanized carts needed help getting a bag of dog feed
I asked which bag?
she pointed to the last brown one
plenty of green bags left of the same brand
so I glanzed at them wondering why they were the poor sellers
peanut butter flavored
and I thought of the story of the woman who plastered her cooter with peanut butter so her great dane would lap it off
I chose not to share my thought

i was in wal-mart today too. bought beans and chips.

 

[buffer1]

did you see Klu and Hammy?

 

[Spartacus]

You buy cat food at Walmart? For shame!

actually the crystals only