I was almost killed yesterday..but ya'll bitches haven't gotten rid of me yet.

[75th]

After I've told this story a few times it will have grown to include the van was on fire, his passenger was pregnant and we delivered the baby before getting them out whereupon the van exploded.

Indeed. You jumped away JUST as the van exploded.

The shock wave knocked the baby out of your hands and off the next cliff. You immediately pulled yourself up on your feet and jumped off the cliff after it. You then removed your shirt (no homo) and spread it out so it can act as a makeshift parachute. You quickly removed your belt (again, no homo) and pulled some Indiana Jones wip action to secure the belt around the toddler's ankle which enabled you to pull him up towards you as you make a soft landing.

A helicopter then lands and the President exits and begins walking towards you....

 

[EnderJE]

After I've told this story a few times it will have grown to include the van was on fire, his passenger was pregnant and we delivered the baby before getting them out whereupon the van exploded.

Is Will Smith going to play you in the movie version?

 

[Dial_tone]

Is Will Smith going to play you in the movie version?

He'll have to joose first!

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm glad no one got seriously killed.