i want to anti-eflirt with the guys in this thread.

[galaxy]

You just gotta make them think they have power bro.

 

[habitualhealth]

You just gotta make them think they have power bro.

i told you i am NOT a guy. shesh.

 

[paradox]

since swole decides to make the best thread ever and jet...i'll tackle the men in his absence. guys post up and i'll tell you directly why i wouldn't want to meet you or hook up with you.


(ya like how i gracefully steal his brillance do ya?)


disclaimer: as many will suffer extreme heart failure perhaps aches and pains from the following posts, habitualhealth will not be liable...though fully responsible. kthxbye.

Io diventa portare voi erotico favore.

 

[Nathan]

Being that I've just recently seen you around....I'm still leery. You take alot of pride in your body which I admire and you tend to offer very solid sound advice...however, I'm sitting back waiting to see which way your personality takes you. As most know, I'm all kinds of out there...all over the sarcastic cynical witty spectrum so it's going to take a guy who can not only handle it with stride but can dish it back. Not quite sure you're cut out for that. But if you are the "I dont need a personality because I'm all hot and serious" type....eh, that's boring and does nothing for me. Hot guys are a dime a dozen.

That being said, I'm making a quick judgement call as I don't know you well enough to give you a solid sound reason as to why I wouldn't meet you.

There is an uneasy mystery about you though...being the apprehensive inspector gadget type that I am....I'm wondering.

Dude, I'm a total spazz. I would have started there.

 

[blueta2]

HH is really good at this. I think she needs to be paid with K...BIG K for this great work.

 

[reno240]

I'm in - I am sitting waiting to see what you can figure on me. Got anything?

 

[habitualhealth]

HH is really good at this. I think she needs to be paid with K...BIG K for this great work.

have i told you how much i like you?


you have brilliant thoughts.

 

[reno240]

HH is really good at this. I think she needs to be paid with K...BIG K for this great work.

She hasn't done me yet - when she does me she'll get karma.

 

[galaxy]

i told you i am NOT a guy. shesh.

thats cute

 

[alien amp pharm]

Short of you being EFs biggest hillbilly (male form of course...clearly, you can't compete with klu) you're the guy every girl wants as her bestest best friend for life. At every opportunity you project a confidence and quick wit which would diminish in person. Behind your monitor you say and respond with how you really think and feel. In person, you are shy, reserved and always wait for others to carry or lead the conversation. (aside from closest friends) At least initially. You're extremely creative, dedicated, caring and concerned and somehow I think I'd run all over that in a relationship with you. You don't have a bad boy edge which brings me back to my first point......being the guy every girl wants as her BFF. I know, it's unfortunate we women are that way.

Though our personalities are on point, our views on many things are very similar, and we tend to ride on each others wing in banter....I don't see you as being the guy that could handle me. My a.d.d, quirks, opinions, moods, nonstop life....I see you being more of the cuddler on the couch for the weekend passive type and being completely content.

Oh, and i have a height requirement, shorty.

I feel like I just received a reach-around. You soooo want me.





(p.s. That was fairly accurate)