I wanna join B.I.T.C.H.S

[lanky]

Is it just me or is every (woman/girl/bitch) "its all the same in my opinion" messed up in the head. let me give yo my background stats before i get started on my rant

age-20
college student
the girls say i look like a mix between keyanu reeves and that freddy prince guy
ht-5,11
wt.160
favorite food-tuna
one and a half testicles

so i meet this new chick at work(school gym) and we kind of hit it off and she is all hugging touchy feely(yo know basic signs she is interested, then out of no where she starts ignoring me. then another coworker said she got a phone number from a kid who was hitting on her in the gym a day before. I mean i realy could give two shits about this girl, but it is the principle behind it. (i somehow feel the last line i wrote will end up one someones quote). Is there any initaition ceremony for this club What sould i do about this situation because i have to see her like two days a week.

 

[Citruscide]

You can't get in for the mere fact you are a mix between Keyanu and freddie prince...

It is good that you realize that you need not give 2 shits about this girl... but, that is not an issue on GETTING into BITCHS...

Come on... I could never take Freddie or Keyanu seriously...

C-ditty

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

c,I got my app ready,as soon as my bitch declares cheating.

 

[KAYNE]

I HEARD YOU MUST BE GAY TO BE IN THAT GROUP.





KAYNE

 

[Citruscide]

I HEARD YOU MUST BE GAY TO BE IN THAT GROUP.





KAYNE

No, that is AAP's group called F.L.A.M.E.R.S. -- you joined earlier and AAP got you in the.... back... door... *dr.Evil laugh*

C-ditty

 

[KAYNE]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUNTINGTON BEACH THREAD? I POSTED ON IT BUT IT TOLD ME I COULDNT. LIKE IT WENT TO A PLAT. BOARD OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAY, I ASKED IF YOU EVER SEE TITO ROLLING AROUND HUNTINGTON BEACH?



KAYNE

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

jackson?Ortiz?

 

[KAYNE]

Ortiz

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Can't say I have.I did see ron jeremy the other day though,oh and maguyver!