i turned green the other night

[binö]

fuggin close call, almost was ill in a restraunt, a fear of mine since youf.
i was deeply hungover, one of those hangovers that leaves you queasy all day and you have zero appetite.
my portland friends were taking me out for dinner at a sushi place...my first time meeting my bros friends so i wanted to leave a good impression...but the minute i walked in i knew something was amiss...my mouth started watering and my tummy started to lightly rumble.
i excused myself to the bano and paced in the hallway, trying to squash this shitty feeling...thought i recovered and made my way back to the table and placed my order.
when i got my salmon rolls i grabbed my chop sticks and dug in...the sound the meet made, a squishy/wet sound, set my stomach off, a great vomitus was harkening.
since i was young i've dreaded the public puking and now i was about to puke in a restraunt filled with peeps...trying to keep cool i excused myself and fast walked to the door...i was able to get to the parking lot in the nick of time and i spent the next 30 minutes curled up in a muddy car lot hating life and baby jebus.
then i walked home
discuss

 

[Cardinal Slin]

30 mins of pukin is a bit long for my likin ! I'll normally get past 10 and be ok again. You must have been bad ass ill!

 

[jnevin]

I think stringbean's the bro you need to talk you through this one.

 

[binö]

I think stringbean's the bro you need to talk you through this one.

on account of how classless it was/is?
felt real cool with kakhis/leather jacket/collared shirt curled up on a mud parking lot ground trying to puke without being too obivous.
fug i was right downtown doing this

 

[Humble Pride]

So you skipped out on the bill.........nice








J/K

 

[binö]

So you skipped out on the bill.........nice








J/K

lol yeah i thought about that.
proly ordered 30 dollars in food, didn't spend a dollar

 

[chewyxrage]

why the f did you order so much food if you knew you were sick? I would have ordered white rice or something

That is shitty about the muddy parking lot though, were you really laying on the ground? Fuckk......

 

[binö]

why the f did you order so much food if you knew you were sick? I would have ordered white rice or something

That is shitty about the muddy parking lot though, were you really laying on the ground? Fuckk......

cause i thought i had it beat...the sound the fish made fuged me up.
started off doubled over on my knees...then i was so drained i chilled a bit

 

[ortiz34]

lol if this is true

 

[binö]

lol if this is true

musta had a touch of food posioning
was feeling like shit the remainder of the night.
haven't you ever had a soul draining puke sess before?
one that reddens the cheeks and tears the eye?
buckles your knees brospehine

 

[ortiz34]

yeah, but it was usually due to narcotic overload

 

[UA_Iron]

I always thought it'd be cool to puke on a dog.

 

[string_bean00]

pussy

 

[jackangel]

lmao at vomitus was harkening. that's one of your best, nig.

i've never vomited for 30 minutes, though. i'd agree - not just a hangover.

 

[jnevin]

musta had a touch of food posioning
was feeling like shit the remainder of the night.
haven't you ever had a soul draining puke sess before?
one that reddens the cheeks and tears the eye?
buckles your knees brospehine

I experienced something similar at the home depot, but i think it was over in maybe 45 seconds it was so violent. i did manage to lose a contact.

 

[binö]

I experienced something similar at the home depot, but i think it was over in maybe 45 seconds it was so violent. i did manage to lose a contact.

did you puke in the store?
or did you make it outside?

 

[Humble Pride]

musta had a touch of food posioning
was feeling like shit the remainder of the night.
haven't you ever had a soul draining puke sess before?
one that reddens the cheeks and tears the eye?
buckles your knees brospehine

I haven't puked since I was a kid (maybe 3 times total in my life).

I am actually jealous of people who can puke and feel better..

me,....I just have to sit there, sick to my stomach until it subsides....

 

[jnevin]

did you puke in the store?
or did you make it outside?

oh dude, i ralphed everything out right in the aisle


So bad