I think my mechanic

[Frisky]

was hitting on me

K thats all i fucking need right?

Brought the car into the shop yesterday before I killed myself in it... guy was real nice, took me right away. Hunted down my part cause he didn't want me to be on the road with my car just killing in the middle of the highway.

Cool

fixed me up, complimented me on my shoes (what kind of shit is that?)

so I get a call today.. couldn't get to my cel, so I call back thinking maybe he forgot something.. not even sure. He tells me he's making a courtesy call.. so I was like.. thanks, I appreciate it. And then makes it a point to tell me, I don't do this with any of my other customers.



I squirmed my way off the phone QUICK!

 

[Kakdiesel]

flirt back and get a discount or something bonus during your visit.

 

[Frisky]

flirt back and get a discount or something bonus during your visit.

ewww

 

[Tryn2]

You know the difference between a mechanic and a doctor...???

A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom...

A mechanic.....washes before only..........

I worked for a car dealership for almost ten years...this holds very, very true.....Lol
Thats why I refrain from shaking their hands.........Think of that when he rubs you down....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Oh Nice shoes......Lol

 

[Kakdiesel]

he was going to say, nice shoes wanna fuck. then realized you could fuck him up so bad he'd have TWO plumber cracks..

get new windshield wipers out of it...save 20 bucks

 

[Frisky]

he was going to say, nice shoes wanna fuck. then realized you could fuck him up so bad he'd have TWO plumber cracks..

get new windshield wipers out of it...save 20 bucks

lol

I seriously think he undercharged me for the labor already, I expected to spend about 300 cause of the time it took to fix the part but it was a fraction of the cost.

Just great, now this fucking man has my cel number and my name.

 

[slat1]

Next time he calls have your son answer and say "Dad? Is that you? Dad? When are you coming home? Daddy (crying)"

 

[Frisky]

Next time he calls have your son answer and say "Dad? Is that you? Dad? When are you coming home? Daddy (crying)"

HAHAHAH


I'm gonna do that

 

[Kakdiesel]

Next time he calls have your son answer and say "Dad? Is that you? Dad? When are you coming home? Daddy (crying)"

lol! thats pretty good.

or get one of your guy friends to use an ebonics accent and be like, "Yo nigga whussup. why you calling my ho? nigga u wanna die? we can get gangsta and shit if yo want. Nigga i aint afraid of jail. Nigga i looove jail. I cant wait to see all my niggas back in jail. Cmon, what nigga what?"

 

[Frisky]

lol! thats pretty good.

or get one of your guy friends to use an ebonics accent and be like, "Yo nigga whussup. why you calling my ho? nigga u wanna die? we can get gangsta and shit if yo want. Nigga i aint afraid of jail. Nigga i looove jail. I cant wait to see all my niggas back in jail. Cmon, what nigga what?"

i don't have any guy friends, and it sucks that my voice is to damn soft to pull this off.. LOL