i talked to MTS the otherday

[stilleto]

and first, he pretty much convinced me he's insane. Nice, but totally insane. like dual personalities, paranormal, weather related vocabulary, hysterically laughing insane.
then, when i'm sure he's nuts, he says he wants to go out for gin and onion rings.

blech.

i told him... gin is a chick's drink dude, but its too late to save him.

 

[eat big]

*Chirp Chirp*

 

[chefbone]

Have fun. I can handle a Gin Martini but would rather have a Vodka Martini, dry as a bone, two olives

 

[stilleto]

shutup, i just posted it!

 

[stilleto]

Have fun. I can handle a Gin Martini but would rather have a Vodka Martini, dry as a bone, two olives

he wanted gin and tonics.
he might as well have a cosmo.

 

[chefbone]

he wanted gin and tonics.
he might as well have a cosmo.

Cosmos.... That's :geigh:!!!!! Gin and tonics are okay, on the Golf course, before noon.

 

[redguru]

I'll have a vodka martini, chilled. Hold the vermouth and the olive.

 

[ChefWide]

Dirty Grey Goose, up, five olives, make sure they are REAL HONEST OLIVES not those pimento stuffed moistened green cardboard fuckers.

Now, whatever the fuck you do, don NOT try and buy Sassy a single malt... matt will just steal it from her and swill it like the cad he is...






ps: the creme brulle is overcooked, die, bitch, die.

 

[jnevin]

Dirty Grey Goose, up, five olives, make sure they are REAL HONEST OLIVES not those pimento stuffed moistened green cardboard fuckers.

Now, whatever the fuck you do, don NOT try and buy Sassy a single malt... matt will just steal it from her and swill it like the cad he is...






ps: the creme brulle is overcooked, die, bitch, die.

I just barfed in my mouth a little. Absolute butchery of a very good vodka.

 

[Lestat]

i learned how to make a homemade whisky sour... well the sour is homemade, gotta buy the whiskey

 

[jack sparrow]

Toss me a can of Bud Light and a bag of Cheese Nips.

 

[Sub-Zero]

pure vodka shots are good

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I have spilled more booze on myself than everyone who has posted in this thread has drunk.

Except stilleto. That bor is mentally ill and probably drinks about a liter of booze a day..cheap plastic bottle stuff too probably.

 

[Razorguns]

Liars.

You two probably talked about who's gonna win this year's American Idol. Geighs.

 

[chefbone]

I have spilled more booze on myself than everyone who has posted in this thread has drunk.

Except stilleto. That bor is mentally ill and probably drinks about a liter of booze a day..cheap plastic bottle stuff too probably.

COUGH......bullshit.....COUGH

 

[stilleto]

COUGH......bullshit.....COUGH

no, its true. matt's a raging alcoholic.

 

[chefbone]

no, its true. matt's a raging alcoholic.

I can hang....oh yeah. I can drink Stoli and beer all...night...long!!!!