I really need to meat someone......

[PoyeBoy]

who doesnt mind that my farts sound like a car alarm and have that hot fart smell

 

[from zero]

Hilary Duff don't like that kinda crap?

 

[tuc biscuit]

reminds me of the time my friend slapped a guy he didn't like round the face with a rare rump steak and there was blood dripping down the guys cheek from the steak

 

[havoc]

When someone comes up to you and you're the only one in a 25,000 sq ft facility and asks you "did they exterminate in here", you know you have some powerful farts.