I really don't like rednecks

[Garza]

I have been working at a convenient store for about 2 months now. (I have a shit job but i'm only 17.....) I can't help but notice all the redneck dumbasses that come in there. Here are a number of things that bug me about them.

1. Some of them NEVER wear shirts. Do they think they are sexy? You are not sexy, you are fucking 40 lbs overweight you stupid ass!

2. They don't seem to notice that cigarette prices go up about a dollar a carton every month.

3. They ALWAYS play the lottery and NEVER win.

4. They are homophobic.

5. They are envious of me and my job even though I only make 5 an hour. (In about a year i'll be an investor..making at least 15 times as much as they do)

6. Some of them NEVER wear shoes. I don't get this. They are going to get hook worm or something.

7. They always talk out of one side of their mouth and have deep voices from years of nicotine.

8. They do not know how to properly brush their teeth. This is insane, some of these idiots are missing every other tooth.

9. They are losers and proud of it.

That is all I can think of for now. I think i've made it clear that I do not like rednecks.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Shit, those rednecks you describe seem to be the worst of their kind, where the hell do you live?

hardgainer (hates rednecks too)

 

[Spunky]

<-- somwhat red around the neck area, but I don't act like that.. and I do brush my teeth. LOL.

 

[WODIN]

You are confusing trailer trash with rednecks.

Rednecks where caps and nascar t shirts....

 

[The Ranger]

Ranger sits quitely gazing at his computer screen grinning like a mule eat'n briars....

Heh heh heh.....No comment....

Ranger

 

[havoc]

I have to say that I do not care for rednecks at all, I rather have lunch with a politician, black panther of the 70's and Adolf Hitler, Red necks are sad specimens, also dumb as it gets .

 

[tomcat]

I second the correction to your usage of the term "Redneck" when your are defining Trailer Trash.

Rednecks are generally polite and respectful to other rednecks and women.
Rednecks generally wear $200 Boots, not barefooted.
Rednecks Generally Dip / Not smoke
Rednecks were taught to brush or get their ass whooped by mamma.
Rednecks, like 90% of the world, also are Homophobic
Rednecks talk funny due to the huge chuck of chaw or huge pinch of Dip in their lip.
Rednecks pay more for lift kits and tires for their 4x4 trucks than most trailer trash paid for their cars.
Rednecks are proud but are not losers.

I am not a true Redneck, but I have partied with em...

 

[john937]

Damn, Tomcat, around there that's the definition for Cowboy.

 

[tomcat]

Yea, Called Cowboys out West and Redneck here in the South..

 

[TC]

You guys don't know what a hillbilly redneck is until you've been to Texas.