I propose a new clique - who's in?

[Bullit]

"E-tard" is very contemporary.
3 years ago you coulda registered that name, and made a billion dollars off an IPO with that baby.

I think I want a consulting fee. It better get here soon or I'll unleash the Peacocks.

In Boston.

 

[HappyScrappy]

E-Tard was probably an early name for ETrade before they fired that dyslexic campus model poor excuse for a CEO.

Or maybe an eTard would be a person that invested heavily in eToys and such.

 

[Nathan]

Whatever guys, I still have the biggest sphincter and you all fucking know it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't think enough people brag about sphincters.

especially the ones right at the stomach and bladder.

it is a bit unfair to them that when you say sphincter, everyone immediately thinks to ass.

hell, I'm pretty sure the ass even has two right there, and the second one in a bit gets hardly any recognition.

 

[Bullit]

Interesting.
Is the mouth, in fact, a sphincter?

btw - still wating for my consulting fee.
However, I like your modification to 'eTard'.

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeah - I think technically it is.

so mouth, top of the stomach, bottom of the stomach, the two at the ass, and the bladder...

how many more? talk to me sisters.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh - and not the mouth - but the lips. the lips are a sphincter, the mouth is an entire area.

 

[SofaGeorge]

the t-shirts are more of a do it yourself thing.
you just take any t-shirt that you want, and a big magic marker, and then you write "RETARD" in big letters on it and then walk around with a smug look on your face.

Damn it... this was a trick. I've tried 5 times now on T-shirts and I haven't been able to spell "RETARD" right once.

You knew we couldn't do this.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Damn it... this was a trick. I've tried 5 times now on T-shirts and I haven't been able to spell "RETARD" right once.

You knew we couldn't do this.

hmmm - this sounds like you might want to try finding a campus model to let you into their posse.

 

[Nathan]

There's a sphincter at the tip of the penis and dido the vagina. Woo hoo. Also, the esophagus is a sphincter.