I Played Hide the Salami with Ray Lewis Last Night

[FreeballinDC]

Damn,

This man was insatiable. He kept begging for more and more. We'd take a short breather, and he was back up on all fours, ready for more.

Thank God I had that gross of condoms, and the three big bottles of lube handy, otherwise, it would have gotten ugly.

He is now officially a wide receiver.

 

[BrandonXJ]

ray lewis? If you had at least said like tyrese or something I would've just laughed and said hah, funny gay guy, but ray lewis? what is wrong with you man?

 

[FreeballinDC]

who said I had to look at the face? It's his body I want, not his face.

Have you seen his arms? DAYUM!

 

[BrandonXJ]

oh, ok... I got it, a brown bag-er. I didn't think about that.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I wouldn't kick David Boston out of bed either.

David Boston

 

[Dial_tone]

lmao

 

[KillahBee]

did he do the Ray Lewis dance afterwards?

"What time is it? GAME TIME!!!"

 

[jubei]

whats with all the butter faces?

 

[FreeballinDC]

whats with all the butter faces?

Dude, ignore the faces and check out the bod of Boston.

What sane male on this board does not aspire to have that build?

Killah, it was definately game time last night.

 

[jubei]

Other than a tan and some oil, i'm not especially impressed.

 

[hamstershaver]

what the?????????????????????

 

[ChefWide]

Awwww. get the hell out!

You spackled NeandraRay's plumbing? Does his mushroom look like his distended, proto-human browbone?

 

[presguy]

didnt he die today?

 

[jerkbox]

you're really into black dudes huh?

 

[jubei]

I can't believe its not butter. LMFAO @ proto-human browbone.