I need the most FUNNY song you've ever heard. Tell me what it is. 100,000 karma

[wootoom]

antarctica

 

[velvett]

Detachable Penis
by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.


http://www.emp3world.com/mp3/10146/King Missile/Detachable Penis

 

[georgie24]

ill need a down payment of 50k karma's before i do anything

 

[wootoom]

Detachable Penis
by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

thats a good one

 

[velvett]

thats a good one

It's a riot!



Good Times Good times

 

[wootoom]

It's a riot!



Good Times Good times

i remember when i first lost my penis i mean when i first got my liscense cranking that song in my car

 

[musclemom]

Humor is so subjective, help us out a little, what are you looking for, sexy (Blood Hound Gang's "Bad Touch"), clever lyrics with a funny point of view (Sir Mix A Lot's "Baby got Back"), juxtaposition (like Jewish Rap?), parodies (i.e., Weird Al), or just plain old Dr. Demento stuff (i.e., Fish Heads, Dead Puppies?)

Could you narrow it down a little?

That being said, my recommendations:

Weird Al "Amish Paradise"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7428487200380416428&q="amish+paradise"&hl=en

Bloodhound Gang "Bad Touch"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=231501390742453277&q="bloodhound+gang"+"bad+touch"&hl=en

Okay, this song breaks me up, unfortunately, it's seasonal "The 12 pains of Christmas" (BTW, the video sucks):

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...354&q=song+parody+12+pains+of+Christmas&hl=en

 

[nefertiti]

Lord help me, I'm going to hell for this...but...

Mind-numbingly catchy song that was created and sung by mentally retarded children in some some special high school somewhere. Local New York radio personalities Opie and Anthony discovered the song and have been playing it approximately every five minutes ever since. It's not as bad as you think--it's much, much worse. I mean, I can appreciate the teachers trying to give these kids some sort of creative outlet, but actually putting it on a CD and making copies available to the public is just begging for trouble. The odd thing is that as bad as the song is, it really is quite catchy.

Notable Lyrics:
"You better watch out, or the insects will get you!" about 100x
"If you fall in the water...it will be very bad!"
"You have to be careful...you better watch ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!"

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=629255&lastnode_id=0

Listen and Download here (it's under the section "the worst song you've ever heard, to save it right click and save target as):

http://www.rickemerson.com/av.htm

 

[dirty~d~]

Too high for the supermarket by Uninvited (make sure you listen to the words)

Heck I'll even send it to you for some K. You still at Bran*** H****@gmail.com ?

I'm surprised you didn't pick out Bill Shatner "Common People."

 

[Sub-Zero]

vagina song by bloodhound gang,

its called 3 point 1 four