AHAA! You DO miss me!
You see how you took me for granted? Do you see it now? Do you!?
I love getting and giving stuff like you suggested, but only if it stays impersonal or has nothing really to do with the person at all. Like calling someone fat when they're skinny, or whore when they're, ummm, not. Stuff like that.
blah blah... forget it. good luck