I need a vollunteer.

[Scotsman]

You can use me all you want. Even negative attention will make me feel like you care.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

a. i can't be mean to scotsman, even in jest. he's too hot.
b. i could, however, be mean to chris37800099 and BW1, being that they aren't hot at all.

















HEY! this is gonna work out great! thanks guys!

 

[heatherrae]

hmmmm, I have a sense of humor so im down with the funny lookin kid.

but I share your sugar addiction....

we might create a dessert/snack cake eating monstwr!

You think they have a group discount for fat camp?

 

[Scotsman]

a. i can't be mean to scotsman, even in jest. he's too hot.
b. i could, however, be mean to chris37800099 and BW1, being that they aren't hot at all.


HEY! this is gonna work out great! thanks guys!

It seriously makes me laugh whenever someone says I'm hot.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

You think they have a group discount for fat camp?

LOL, perhaps....

 

[binö]

i'm a perfect canidate
i don't have a 9" weiner
don't make 100k
avg build and appearance

 

[heatherrae]

i'm a perfect canidate
i don't have a 9" weiner
don't make 100k
avg build and appearance

I don't know why I even talk to you.

 

[binö]

I don't know why I even talk to you.

cause of my e-personality

 

[gotmilk]

It seriously makes me laugh whenever someone says I'm hot.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Wuz up sexy?

 

[ricco561]

My funniness factor is waning lately, due to the fact that i have no one to target in my jokes without offending someone I don't want to offend.

I need a vollunteer to be the brunt of my jokes. You must not take anything I say personally or be offended when I joke about your weight, sexuality, promiscuousness, virginity, or face.

in return, i will give you a letter for your parole officer that you've done work for a not for profit agency.

I will step up and take one for the team.