I need a vollunteer.

[stilleto]

people who are truly funny dont need to do so at the expense of others.

that said, i will continue to bring attention to the size of your shnoze to garner some yucks.

I'm gonna start pretending to be sad about it and make you look like a bully, while i'm laughing my way to the plastic surgeon!


(i wish I still had that pic). i know it's here somewhere.

 

[stilleto]

Are there boobie shots involved? Yours, I mean.

yes.

oh, wait. mine?

no.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm gonna start pretending to be sad about it and make you look like a bully, while i'm laughing my way to the plastic surgeon!

(i wish I still had that pic). i know it's here somewhere.

SMuffy is a good candidate

 

[stilleto]

so far, i'm going with bw1 until he cries uncle.

 

[gotmilk]

I'll do it for 1 million karmas

 

[bw1]

so far, i'm going with bw1 until he cries uncle.

I don't cry...I laugh at pain that would kill a normal man

 

[BlueBird]

Write me a Guggenheim reference and you can send my undies up a flagpole.

 

[MichaelScott]

i have insecurity issues u can exploit

 

[stilleto]

Write me a Guggenheim reference and you can send my undies up a flagpole.

oooh, my favorite museum EVER.
i'll write you whatever you want and not make fun of you.

 

[BlueBird]

oooh, my favorite museum EVER.
i'll write you whatever you want and not make fun of you.

Excellent! But you can start with my fat momma and move onto my zit-covered fat ass.