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i might get tested for sauce

binö

binö

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been on for quite some time now, just floating on 250 a week of test-e.
rumor is that i and a fellow co-worker are gonna be tested (no joke not for recs i'd pass that but for roids...jealously and hating someone dimed us out).
think this is legit?
http://www./Steroid_Cleanse_p/500108.htm

please advise
discuss
 
Can I ask what your job is? Most companies will not pay for the indepth hormone pannels because well juice in most jobs really doesnt matter...its always possible, but they could just be floating the word to try to scare you guys into admission. If it is a government job or something of that sorts, it could be legit testing...I dont think that product is legit though just a thought...

-Legacy
 
DJLegacy2k1 said:
Can I ask what your job is? Most companies will not pay for the indepth hormone pannels because well juice in most jobs really doesnt matter...its always possible, but they could just be floating the word to try to scare you guys into admission. If it is a government job or something of that sorts, it could be legit testing...I dont think that product is legit though just a thought...

-Legacy
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yep
:(
 
DJLegacy2k1 said:
Problem obviously with the Esters are they are going to be floating around for weeks, so do you have any idea when the testing might be?

-Legacy
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nah i don't know when but pretty sure it's gonna happen.
in the name of safety...i have an out, pretty much begging for forgiveness and admitting to be a junkie...i'd get put into a work program designed for boozehounds and pill poppers.
then perma probation for ever with lotsa fun testing...actually been applying to get a masters degree, so i might just say eat a dick.
but proly not a good way to deal with things.
and it's only test-e, fairly low amount, thinking i could be at the high range of natty haven't been gaining just maintainin
 
binö said:
nah i don't know when but pretty sure it's gonna happen.
in the name of safety...i have an out, pretty much begging for forgiveness and admitting to be a junkie...i'd get put into a work program designed for boozehounds and pill poppers.
then perma probation for ever with lotsa fun testing...actually been applying to get a masters degree, so i might just say eat a dick.
but proly not a good way to deal with things.
and it's only test-e, fairly low amount, thinking i could be at the high range of natty haven't been gaining just maintainin
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Go find a doc that can find a way to give you a medical out, write you up for having low natty test or something...yeah i know, wishful thinking.

Sucks man, 250mg test isnt CRAZY high, i mean obviously youre going to test HIGH but if the test isnt the the next few days, if you come off now till then MAYBE you can just test HIGH range, i think prayer may be your best friend at this point :-/ Im not sure what options you have with it being up in the air right now. Luckily you arent running multiple compounds at a much higher dose.

-Legacy
 
Why are we calling the roids by "sauce"? Whatever happened when we used to call it "gear"? Ah! Those were the days.
 
binö said:
nah i don't know when but pretty sure it's gonna happen.
in the name of safety...i have an out, pretty much begging for forgiveness and admitting to be a junkie...i'd get put into a work program designed for boozehounds and pill poppers.
then perma probation for ever with lotsa fun testing...actually been applying to get a masters degree, so i might just say eat a dick.
but proly not a good way to deal with things.
and it's only test-e, fairly low amount, thinking i could be at the high range of natty haven't been gaining just maintainin
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I was under the impression that there had to be definative(witness or parafanilia) proof to single someone out for a gear test.
Personally I would call for Descrimination.
Drug testing ,(even in Gov.) is by law supposed to be random!!! if they suspect a single person, they can either test the whole work place or ramp up the normal random piss test % .
Talk to a lawyer! They cant single people out for being Built, Fat, Skinny ect....
And im with DJ, stop now and if it comes back elevated, claim herbal supplements.. (lol, and pick some natty Test boosters asap.)
 
Just drop to 100mg/wk and you shouldnt throw any red flags.
 
is being steroid free a condition of employment??

if so you are probably screwed.. in either case refuse until you have time to consult with counsel..
 
Burn your days off, go on stress leave, go on leave w/o pay for a month because of a near (but one no one knows about) relative that requires assistance in the hospital..

Faster way to lower test score IMO is gona be to stop taking it all together.
 
binö said:
been on for quite some time now, just floating on 250 a week of test-e.
rumor is that i and a fellow co-worker are gonna be tested (no joke not for recs i'd pass that but for roids...jealously and hating someone dimed us out).
think this is legit?
http://www./Steroid_Cleanse_p/500108.htm

please advise
discuss
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Bino, I know what line of work your in and I dont see it brother. If they did , in your fed job they are only going to test for rec drugs. your fine. BTW: where have you been?
 
I do drug testing for a living and i have for years...I've done a roid test ONCE, when an angry ex wife seeking custody of their kids got a judge to approve it...and it is VERY pricey. Anything outside of the standard 10-panel drug test is pricey, actually...but roid testing is one of the highest. I doubt your boss will pay for it honestly.. that's not very common
 
Yeah, bottom line:

Cliff notes: Stop taking everything except a MINIMAL dose 50-100mg, if they do Drug Test you-ask WHY and if its discrimination based on "size" or another employees word state that you may seek legal advice to protect yourself from work place wrong doings and the find out your options to try to stall test for a week or two. After that, if you do test "high" tell them you take phytoserms and some other over the counter supplements because you are obviously into working out and staying fit. If you play your cards right you may be able to pull it off. You arent running multiple compounds and youre not pushing a gram of test e, so cross your fingers and see where it goes.

-Legacy
 
thatbloke said:
go to your local doc, explain the situation and get him to reccomd you to a TRT doc
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Im positive if he is still doing the same career, his insurance will pay for it. Especially after they test him and his t levels are low from this cycle.
Great advice Bloke!!!!
 
Wow, elitefts is a really good place to have friends. I feel like most other places would probably say "You're screwed buddy" LOL
 
Artigo said:
Wow, elitefts is a really good place to have friends. I feel like most other places would probably say "You're screwed buddy" LOL
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Not us, we are a family here and we take care of one another, Not only that , there is alot of experience on this board, that other boards cannot TOUCH. Just look at some of the join dates and posts counts of most of the senior members on this board. BTW: We are glad to have you and welcome to Elite Fitness, Artigo
 
Yeah i mean look at me, im the most helpful person EVER, and im not even good enough to be a Mentor/Mod/Owner/God on the board, so if im just your average member just imagine these other guys!
 
Artigo said:
Wow, elitefts is a really good place to have friends. I feel like most other places would probably say "You're screwed buddy" LOL
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bro i've been here quite a few years, and i've had some issues that i've never told people about irl, but have shared them here.
and i've always got good sound advice that made me optimistic, people here truely care.
joosers are so cuddly
 
djlegacy is a good bro
so is smokescreen and arabian and everyone else who chimed in
thanks bros
 
i would deff talk to a lawyer. if your job finds out you are speaking to one they might just say forget it.

my boss thinks im on roids haha. but not in a bad way. hes always asking me about working out and diet and says he wishes he wasnt lazy ect. id never admit it but i think im in the clear on that one.
 
definitely go to a hrt/trt clinic ASAP.

When was your last shot? When do you think you will be tested?

if that isnt going to work out another option might be driving to mexico and seeing a doc down there??? NOT 100% sure on that but it could work.

Id also call a discrimination lawyer right after you call the HRT clinic.
 
if you need to buy some time, you can always get a doc to give you time off work under FMLA... your federal right to take time off work for family or medical leave... you can get your test levels lower by then...
however... i dont see how you can be guilty if its just test in your system...
i dont thing you even need a lawyer... they have nothing on you bro...
 
deca lasts 18 months if you have done it ..tren if i remember is 3-6 months..just go to the hrt doc get legal..if u cant find one in cali allthingsmale willtake care of you
 
If you confess to taking legal prohormones will they still test you?
 
Just tell them you got drunk a couple nights before and ate all your girlfriends birth control pills.
 
brownbrown said:
I was under the impression that there had to be definative(witness or parafanilia) proof to single someone out for a gear test.
Personally I would call for Descrimination.
Drug testing ,(even in Gov.) is by law supposed to be random!!! if they suspect a single person, they can either test the whole work place or ramp up the normal random piss test % .
Talk to a lawyer! They cant single people out for being Built, Fat, Skinny ect....
And im with DJ, stop now and if it comes back elevated, claim herbal supplements.. (lol, and pick some natty Test boosters asap.)
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agreed. find a lawyer, and come off at the same time. refuse to piss until court ordered, and hopefully going through the legal procedure will give you enough time to have everything clear and be done with PCT.

then id find yourself a TRT doctor and get a script so you dont have to deal with that bullshit. i heard about a bro just using deca ( i think its deca) ONLY for 5 weeks to crash his test levels so he could get a script

goodluck

also natty test boosters is a shitty idea - they dont test for high test levels they test for the byproducts of the esters i thought
 
binö said:
a good bro pointed me in teh direction of a reputable trt doc, bout time i did it proper and legal.
i wonder what the turnaround time is?
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Will they still put you on trt without evidence of low natty test production? This is something I'm interested in as well but don't want to wait through a shitty pct just to show low levels.
 
Maybe I missed it but is test all you've done recently, or did you do deca or tren or something that hangs around? I would stop injecting completely. Every time you inject, you're pushing up your ng/dL count that will be measured on the test. Just have to hope the test is far enough away that some of the esters have cleared and your back in the range. If the test is too soon, you can tell them you accept the appointment then cancel at the last moment and reschedule for a week later. Pushing it off 2-3 weeks will make a world of a difference.

As pdaddyii said, I'm not sure a TRT doc would give you a prescription without testing you first and going through standard procedure which I assume would not be in time. I guess it depends on what else you've cycled in the last year+ and if you think you can clear the superphysiological dose of test and be back in normal range in the time allotted.
 
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