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i might be charged with harrassment at work............

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rnch

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so i walk in the door today, a big 8 hours after i left the insane asylum.............wired on strong nawlinz style dark roast coffee and dytramine extreme fat burners, running on half my normal sleep.........

this little 140 pound suburban eminem gansta wanna be they just hired last month is there, ear glued to his cell phone, avoiding doing what he is royally overpaid to do.......

my co-worker, a sweet, polite, older lady, never a bad word for anyone, asks this lil' jerk off to do one of his job duties.........

he snarls at her "in a minute, BIATCH........."

i grab him by his oversized white t shirt, drag his slacker self into the next room and snarl at him "that lady has covered for your worthless slacker ass once too often. you WILL address her as "susan", "ms. smith" or simply "ma'am". you WILL NOT (slamming my hand on the door over his head, making the door tremble in the frame) refer to her as "BIATCH" in my presence. you GOT THAT, BOY? NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SIGHT!"

haven't seen him for about 20 minutes, wonder where he scuttled off to?

i feel so much better! :D
 
He is probably looking for some lube to bring running back to you. They like rough treatment.
 
I would have licked his cell phone and handed it back to him.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
I would have licked his cell phone and handed it back to him.
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i bet you like licking hard black things!:p
 
YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS! I WOULD HAVE. NOW HE WILL NOT RESPECT YOU AND WALK ON YOU YOU HAVE TO MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT YOU OR THEY WILL WALK ON YOU. YOU FAGGOT GAY BOY YOU FUCKING QUEER

KAYNE
 
Puc said:
YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS! I WOULD HAVE. NOW HE WILL NOT RESPECT YOU AND WALK ON YOU YOU HAVE TO MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT YOU OR THEY WILL WALK ON YOU. YOU FAGGOT GAY BOY YOU FUCKING QUEER

KAYNE
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:D


Seriously....you would both get in trouble so he prolly won't say anything. Besides it is now 2-1 witness wise....he is fucked.
 
man, dont ever make jokes about sexual harassment...i found out the hard way.

when i was working at a health food store, there was this old lady who worked there, that was totally fucked in the head. she used to tell us she could part clouds by thinking about about, heal us without touching our body, and she would spin crystals over vitamin bottles to see if her body needed it.....a real fucking space cadet.

anyhow, i was leaning over the counter writing some stuff down, and she walks past me. as she is walking past, her hand barely brushes my ass, and i knew i had to fuck with her. so i was like, 'evelyn, did you just try to finger my ass?' this look of anger and dread than crossed her face. she fucking blew up at me...started yelling at me, saying she did not try to do that and you shouldnt joke about things like that, blah blah blah. and then, the stupid bitch went to the manager and said i was making false sexual harassment charges against her. the manager than took me in the back, to write up an official report, even though i was only joking around. it took me like a half hour to argue with them, that i was simply joking.
 
p0ink said:
man, dont ever make jokes about sexual harassment...i found out the hard way.

when i was working at a health food store, there was this old lady who worked there, that was totally fucked in the head. she used to tell us she could part clouds by thinking about about, heal us without touching our body, and she would spin crystals over vitamin bottles to see if her body needed it.....a real fucking space cadet.

anyhow, i was leaning over the counter writing some stuff down, and she walks past me. as she is walking past, her hand barely brushes my ass, and i knew i had to fuck with her. so i was like, 'evelyn, did you just try to finger my ass?' this look of anger and dread than crossed her face. she fucking blew up at me...started yelling at me, saying she did not try to do that and you shouldnt joke about things like that, blah blah blah. and then, the stupid bitch went to the manager and said i was making false sexual harassment charges against her. the manager than took me in the back, to write up an official report, even though i was only joking around. it took me like a half hour to argue with them, that i was simply joking.
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That's hilarious.
 
Be glad you don't have a short temper.

I myself HATE rap and 'gangstas'
I always threaten my ghetto classmates when they put on rap. :D
 
I would have just body slammed his ass, hopped on the conference table and launched my Randy Savage Elbow of Doom onto his prone figure and then proceeded to stomp last night's tadpoles out of his ass.
 
rnch, if you couldnt handle him, you could have called Kayne to help...

Do you think he would have???????
 
I ALWAYS HELP MY BROS WHEN THEY NEED IT. IT IS ABOUT RESPECT THAT THEY HAVE AND I HAVE AND YOU DO NOT HAVE YOU FUCKING QUEER! YOU ALWAYS SHOW FOR YOUR BRO WHEN NEED YOU YOU PUSS.

KAYNE
 
rnch said:
so i walk in the door today, a big 8 hours after i left the insane asylum.............wired on strong nawlinz style dark roast coffee and dytramine extreme fat burners, running on half my normal sleep.........

this little 140 pound suburban eminem gansta wanna be they just hired last month is there, ear glued to his cell phone, avoiding doing what he is royally overpaid to do.......

my co-worker, a sweet, polite, older lady, never a bad word for anyone, asks this lil' jerk off to do one of his job duties.........

he snarls at her "in a minute, BIATCH........."

i grab him by his oversized white t shirt, drag his slacker self into the next room and snarl at him "that lady has covered for your worthless slacker ass once too often. you WILL address her as "susan", "ms. smith" or simply "ma'am". you WILL NOT (slamming my hand on the door over his head, making the door tremble in the frame) refer to her as "BIATCH" in my presence. you GOT THAT, BOY? NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SIGHT!"

haven't seen him for about 20 minutes, wonder where he scuttled off to?

i feel so much better! :D
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seriously bro...

you didnt do this...

talk to the lady, see if she can
lie...

probably not...

get your story together about
this guy calling you a fag and
other derisive terms and how
you are tired of him bumping
into you and stalking you in
the restroom using suggestive
terms while you are urinating...

cya my friend...
 
big dog said:
rnch, if you couldnt handle him, you could have called Kayne to help...

Do you think he would have???????
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do you mean little ol' "no call-no show" kayne? it's hard to hide behind a keyboard in real life!!

the little gangsta was prolly talking to kayne when i "invited" him into the next room!
 
The dude was out of line for calling the woman a bitch. You were out of line also and maybe out of work or sued.
 
biteme said:
The dude was out of line for calling the woman a bitch. You were out of line also and maybe out of work or sued.
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nahhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................he has no witnesses. anyway, it takes a LOT more than a few heated words to get fired from a civil service position.
 
rnch said:
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................he has no witnesses. anyway, it takes a LOT more than a few heated words to get fired from a civil service position.
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Yeah, I'm against violence just because of words. But sometimes it can be hard, I've wanted to slam my boss in the head on many occasions.
 
all quiet here at work today............. the lil' gansta called in sick! wonder why?:rolleyes:
 
i am told the kid no longer works here.......................what a shame!!!!!!!!!
 
somebody slipped a picture of "the terminator" stapled to a copy of the gansta's termination notice into my locker at work yesterday!!!! LMAO............
 
rnch said:
so i walk in the door today, a big 8 hours after i left the insane asylum.............wired on strong nawlinz style dark roast coffee and dytramine extreme fat burners, running on half my normal sleep.........

this little 140 pound suburban eminem gansta wanna be they just hired last month is there, ear glued to his cell phone, avoiding doing what he is royally overpaid to do.......

my co-worker, a sweet, polite, older lady, never a bad word for anyone, asks this lil' jerk off to do one of his job duties.........

he snarls at her "in a minute, BIATCH........."

i grab him by his oversized white t shirt, drag his slacker self into the next room and snarl at him "that lady has covered for your worthless slacker ass once too often. you WILL address her as "susan", "ms. smith" or simply "ma'am". you WILL NOT (slamming my hand on the door over his head, making the door tremble in the frame) refer to her as "BIATCH" in my presence. you GOT THAT, BOY? NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SIGHT!"

haven't seen him for about 20 minutes, wonder where he scuttled off to?

i feel so much better! :D
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wow, good job!
 
Good deal rnch and glad you didn't get any flack for doing the right thing.
 
Good job, yes. But what would you have done if the guy weighed 250 instead of 140. You might as well have been picking on a smart mouthed woman.
 
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