I met the hottest chick yesterday and...

[SeanHolmz]

Re: Re: I met the hottest chick yesterday and...

If there was no such thing as booze I'd still be a virgin.

Your hand doesn't count.

 

[SeanHolmz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I met the hottest chick yesterday and...

I know... I meant that I gotta get myself wasted to allow myself to jerk myself off.

Yea, it allows you to go the distance instead of 5 seconds.

 

[hellorhih2o]

or... could it be that she just made all of this stuff to get out of the date? don't get me wrong, but why the hell would she tell you all of that in a call right before a date if she really wanted to go?

could it be that you were... uh... dumped?

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Dumped I don't think so. She called me like 5 times in one day. I am very good at talking to people and making them feel comfortable and open up. She didn't just come out and say all of the above, I sort of made her feel comfortable like it was ok etc and got all the info from her.

 

[molnii]

I love Angelina Jolie tho....

 

[Code]

Show her your misspelled tat!

 

[satchboogie]

i dont know man..

if she's that hot id hit it!

 

[Tarheel]

I dont have a problem wtih messy smokers who drink alone.

Now some of the other stuff.....

 

[Nubian Queen]

Sounds like you can only get chicks who are losers.

 

[hellorhih2o]

Dumped I don't think so. She called me like 5 times in one day.

OK, I believe ya. Whackjob. Step away from the vehicle.