I met the hottest chick yesterday and...

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Sounds like you can only get chicks who are losers.

You offering your services?

Show us your tits.

 

[slickdadd]

Did you actually call her out at the end of the conversation. Such as you dont get a chance bla bla. Thatd be classic.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

OK, I believe ya. Whackjob. Step away from the vehicle.

Douchebag says what...

 

[hellorhih2o]

Douchebag says what...

No, no, no... you got me wrong. I called her a whackjob and told you to stay away from her.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

No, no, no... you got me wrong. I called her a whackjob and told you to stay away from her.

I know I am just joking bro.... Didn't mean to offend you...

 

[PencilDickRoider]

She dumped you when she saw that you had absolutley no bulge in your pants?

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

She dumped you when she saw that you had absolutley no bulge in your pants?

That's what I thought until I turn around. You see my cock is quite long so I have to tuck it between my legs and wrap it behind my ass. I like to give the impression that I just took a load in my pants. Usually works but didn't this time, oh well...

 

[Frackal]

Mack how did she respond to your dumping her

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

She seamed shocked that I didn't want to go out with her anyway. I wasn't rude to her, but just being honest. A few years back, I would have stuck around until I got some, but nowadays I weed out the garbage real quick. Last thing I need is to get involved with somone with more bad habits than I.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

lol@her seeming shocked

Dumb trash, she is.

You did the right thing, man. Good job.