I met the hottest chick yesterday and...

[Machiavellian Muscle]

...gave her a call to ask her out. During our conversation I found out.

*she keeps her house very messy, but hey according to her its her mess. Take off the clothes and throw them on the floor.

*she smokes cigs

*she drinks at home everynight usually by herself

*she compares everyone to her ex. Who happens to be a drug dealer who fled back to Dom. Republic. Apparently he spoiled her.

*also she said if I am on a date and I am not feelin it I just ask to be taken home, so don't get offended if I ask you.

I told her don't worry after this phone screen you would never be given the opportunity. At least I didn't waste a night out or any money...

 

[from zero]

Oh, she sounds like a winner.

 

[velvett]

Oh, she sounds like a winner.

That's just what I said to my self.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

She sounds great! Bring her home to mom.

On another note... From Zero, that guy in your avatar looks like a young Bill Clinton with crazy hair.

 

[Tarheel]

Hook me up with her number broly.

Where'd you meet this winner at?

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

In Manhatten at a bookstore. Apparently she is going to college, but who knows. Very attractive latina (looks like a cross between Anglina Jolie and J-lo), but apparently after this phone screening not worth my time. I would have loved to hook up with her, but I couldn't even deal with those issues...

 

[Bullit]

[B*she drinks at home everynight usually by herself

[/B]

JACKPOT!!!!

If there was no such thing as booze I'd still be a virgin.

 

[Tarheel]

Just curious, what kinda books was she looking at? That could have tipped you off right there. She's probably a weirdo like Jolie anyway.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

I believe she was looking at US magazine, but she was sipping on coffee in the shop.

 

[Bullit]

Re: Re: Re: I met the hottest chick yesterday and...

Your hand doesn't count.

I know... I meant that I gotta get myself wasted to allow myself to jerk myself off.