I may have to mace Burt again.

[biteme]

He nearly bit me through the sheep fence again.. Came very close... I have to mow along that fence for 10 minutes. Gives him a lot of chances to bite me and he can stick his face completely through the fence... All it will take is one spray and he'll go away... I already have one nasty scar from a dog bite and I'm not gonna get another one.... Owner is never home and we're not on speaking terms anyway.... Bring it.

 

[SaladFork]

Try a squirt bottle with water and vinegar you big meany!

 

[biteme]

Try a squirt bottle with water and vinegar you big meany!

If that would work, I'll do it... Although mace causes no permament damage, it's a very unpleasant experience.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Get on speaking terms with the owner..

grow the fuck up have a conversation with him like a man.

quit being a vagina and open the lines of communication, it's his dog, it's not your fucking dog to abuse. If you maced my dog, I'd honestly probably take a two by four to your face and then mace you after I had crippled you.

seriously, just talk to him, it's not cool to abuse an animal that isn't yours, and it's his responsability to keep it from biting you.

maaaaaaan the fuck up...

k thanks.

 

[biteme]

Get on speaking terms with the owner..

grow the fuck up have a conversation with him like a man.

quit being a vagina and open the lines of communication, it's his dog, it's not your fucking dog to abuse. If you maced my dog, I'd honestly probably take a two by four to your face and then mace you after I had crippled you.

seriously, just talk to him, it's not cool to abuse an animal that isn't yours, and it's his responsability to keep it from biting you.

maaaaaaan the fuck up...

k thanks.

Hey stupid. It's a woman and not a man... A crazy woman at that and if she's not home to put her dog up when I mow, then that's not my problem.... Mace me and I'll kick your monkey ass... Not illegal to mace a dog trying to bite you... It is illegal to mace a human to take revenge... So, I'd kill you if you tried to mace me... Bitch.

 

[jack sparrow]

Although mace causes no permament damage, it's a very unpleasant experience.

Sounds like breakfast at Waffle House.

Also, I Googled "permament" and came up with nothing.

 

[biteme]

I started this thread because I knew it would be controversial.... Let's fight!

 

[needtogetarmy]

I would call the cops.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Hey stupid. It's a woman and not a man... A crazy woman at that and if she's not home to put her dog up when I mow, then that's not my problem.... Mace me and I'll kick your monkey ass... Not illegal to mace a dog trying to bite you... It is illegal to mace a human to take revenge... So, I'd kill you if you tried to mace me... Bitch.

hey stupid, you're the one macing defenseless dogs, her sexuality has nothing to do with you not manning the fuck up to talk to her. Dude I'm only going to mace you, after I smack you in the face with a two by four for macing my dog.... so you'll have been bludgeoned and maced the only thing your going to kick is the pavement.

lol @ death threats.

you can't call anyone a bitch.

You're being a fucking bitch macing dogs, like you can't scare it away otherwise.

 

[mountain muscle]

Biteme, macing the dog didn't work. Don't do it again.

Give him a tennis ball, rope, treats something! It is not hard to befriend a dog. The dog sounds bored to me. Get a rope and play tug of war with the poor little guy. Save your table scraps and give them to the dog.

It's not that hard to figure out.

 

[nimbus]

just uppercut the fuck out of it; if dog's trying to bite you you should be allowed to throw some fists of fury

 

[biteme]

hey stupid, you're the one macing defenseless dogs, her sexuality has nothing to do with you not manning the fuck up to talk to her. Dude I'm only going to mace you, after I smack you in the face with a two by four for macing my dog.... so you'll have been bludgeoned and maced the only thing your going to kick is the pavement.

lol @ death threats.

you can't call anyone a bitch.

You're being a fucking bitch macing dogs, like you can't scare it away otherwise.

Listen here mr. Not friendly.... If you tried to mace me, I'd kill you in self defense. And if I maced your dog legally and you tried to hurt me (cause you know you can't kick my ass) I'd have to kill you... So either way, you die because you're stupid.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I would throw the bitch under the bus. Obama gets away with it all the time and he is running for president.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Listen here mr. Not friendly.... If you tried to mace me, I'd kill you in self defense. And if I maced your dog legally and you tried to hurt me (cause you know you can't kick my ass) I'd have to kill you... So either way, you die because you're stupid.

listen here mr I'm mentally fucking handicapped, I'm too smart to not successfully mace your dumb ass and or bludgeon you with a two by four before or after macing you. you can't call anyone on this board stupid.. mr I'm afraid, I got stuck on my roof, a gate that I was operating crushed my foot.

I'm actually pretty sure you're too stupid to even know if the dog was going to bite you or not, it was probably barking and you got scared like a little girl and decided to mace away.

Call the cops on the dog if it is, use your brain..

wait on second thought don't use your brain just listen to everyone else, it's probably for the best.

 

[biteme]

Biteme, macing the dog didn't work. Don't do it again.

Give him a tennis ball, rope, treats something! It is not hard to befriend a dog. The dog sounds bored to me. Get a rope and play tug of war with the poor little guy. Save your table scraps and give them to the dog.

It's not that hard to figure out.

I have fed him scraps before.. He will always do this because it's his nature. As long as I'm mowing, he will drop the rope or ball and try to bite me through the fence because he hates the lawnmower.... I saved her other dog yesterday... He was out in the street and we put him back in the fence.... I hate to see an animal run over in the street... I do have a sensitive heart you know. If I saw a kid cry for his animal, it would make me cry.

 

[jack sparrow]

lololololollllol

 

[mountain muscle]

I have fed him scraps before.. He will always do this because it's his nature. As long as I'm mowing, he will drop the rope or ball and try to bite me through the fence because he hates the lawnmower.... I saved her other dog yesterday... He was out in the street and we put him back in the fence.... I hate to see an animal run over in the street... I do have a sensitive heart you know. If I saw a kid cry for his animal, it would make me cry.

Here is the problem, he gets anxious because of the lawnmower.

There is a fence though and you can easily avoid him while mowing. There is no need to mace him and you could get charged for doing it through the fence. He is restrained by the fence. It would be an easy situation to resolve really but you seem to want to mace him.

 

[biteme]

listen here mr I'm mentally fucking handicapped, I'm too smart to not successfully mace your dumb ass and or bludgeon you with a two by four before or after macing you. you can't call anyone on this board stupid.. mr I'm afraid, I got stuck on my roof, a gate that I was operating crushed my foot.

I'm actually pretty sure you're too stupid to even know if the dog was going to bite you or not, it was probably barking and you got scared like a little girl and decided to mace away.

Call the cops on the dog if it is, use your brain..

wait on second thought don't use your brain just listen to everyone else, it's probably for the best.

LOL. Funny as shit man... Sorry to piss you off so badly. I'm just having fun. The last time I killed an animal on purpose, I was a small boy. I shot a bird and watched it die.. I felt so bad that I've never shot at an animal since... It's cowardly IMO unless you're gonna eat it. Now go get angry at people that trophy hunt.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

LOL. Funny as shit man... Sorry to piss you off so badly. I'm just having fun. The last time I killed an animal on purpose, I was a small boy. I shot a bird and watched it die.. I felt so bad that I've never shot at an animal since... It's cowardly IMO unless you're gonna eat it. Now go get angry at people that trophy hunt.

I'm not pissed off, you're just showcasing mental retardation, retards don't piss me off, I feel sorry for them, nothing you can do about it.

Cowardly like macing a dog through a fence cowardly?? ya.. sounds sort of like that hmmmm..

I'm not an animal activist my friends hunt, you're just being a retard.. he is through a fence you know.. there are other ways.

they would only involve minimal levels of intelligence, but that would appear to be asking a bit much.. hmm..

 

[biteme]

Here is the problem, he gets anxious because of the lawnmower.

There is a fence though and you can easily avoid him while mowing. There is no need to mace him and you could get charged for doing it through the fence. He is restrained by the fence. It would be an easy situation to resolve really but you seem to want to mace him.

Chris, it's a sheep fence. He sticks his face and upper body through the fence. I have to dodge him to keep from getting bit.

 

[mountain muscle]

Chris, it's a sheep fence. He sticks his face and upper body through the fence. I have to dodge him to keep from getting bit.

No problem then for someone with your speed and agility

 

[nimbus]

i still honestly think it's ok for you to punch the dog in the face

 

[biteme]

I'm not pissed off, you're just showcasing mental retardation, retards don't piss me off, I feel sorry for them, nothing you can do about it.

Cowardly like macing a dog through a fence cowardly?? ya.. sounds sort of like that hmmmm..

I'm not an animal activist my friends hunt, you're just being a retard.. he is through a fence you know.. there are other ways.

they would only involve minimal levels of intelligence, but that would appear to be asking a bit much.. hmm..

LOLOL. If I do mace him, I'll tell him the Friendly Canadian told me to do it.

 

[redsamurai]

No problem then for someone with your speed and agility

biteme speed jabs to the snout.......i'm feelin it!!!



seriously though, they make sprays for dogs........my friend was a meter reader and theres just some dogs you ain't gonna befriend. I don;t see the problem with some harmless aversion therapy.

 

[fortunatesun]

http://www.diamondbacktactical.com/K9-Working-Dog-Equipment-C179.aspx

Make a friend and teach Burt a skill. You'll soon want to take him to work with you.

 

[biteme]

biteme speed jabs to the snout.......i'm feelin it!!!



seriously though, they make sprays for dogs........my friend was a meter reader and theres just some dogs you ain't gonna befriend. I don;t see the problem with some harmless aversion therapy.

Yeah, I'd rather mace him than punch or kick him. A punch or kick could cause permanent damage and I'm just not that violent.... I'd mace a person as well over punching or kicking them.

 

[redsamurai]

how about just turning a hose on him?

Yeah, I'd rather mace him than punch or kick him. A punch or kick could cause permanent damage and I'm just not that violent.... I'd mace a person as well over punching or kicking them.

 

[mountain muscle]

biteme speed jabs to the snout.......i'm feelin it!!!



seriously though, they make sprays for dogs........my friend was a meter reader and theres just some dogs you ain't gonna befriend. I don;t see the problem with some harmless aversion therapy.

In my mind, the fence is enough. There are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. This dog sounds neglected and bored. Macing a dog continually through a fence is grounds for charges pressed against you.

 

[GUARDIAN]

animal control

 

[mountain muscle]

animal control

They would take Biteme away.

 

[biteme]

how about just turning a hose on him?

I don't have one that reaches that far.... There really is no other alternative that I see... Either I keep dodging him and take a chance on getting bit, (he's already bitten my wife) or I spray him on occasion and eventually he'll remember it and the problem will stop. Last time I did it, he took off and didn't come near me and I was able to mow without having to worry about being bitten.

 

[GUARDIAN]

They would take Biteme away.

that is y i suggested it......lol

 

[biteme]

http://www.nservices.com/pepper.htm

I've got some bear mace on order from this site that should do the trick.. I'm gonna order some pen pace and cell phone mace for people... They also have some cool stun guns that look like cell phones and other unsuspecting devices.

 

[mountain muscle]

I hope the lady next door presses charges against you when you do.

You are going about this all sorts of wrong.

 

[redsamurai]

isn't there stuff out there not as harsh as mace? I understand that there's some dogs that you're just not going to make friends with........but bitme, the dog is obviously neurotic and/or bored out of his mind and needs to let out aggression, that's his owners fault. Just find something that let's him know not to fuck with you........mace or bear spray, wtf dude, is a bit much.

 

[biteme]

isn't there stuff out there not as harsh as mace? I understand that there's some dogs that you're just not going to make friends with........but bitme, the dog is obviously neurotic and/or bored out of his mind and needs to let out aggression, that's his owners fault. Just find something that let's him know not to fuck with you........mace or bear spray, wtf dude, is a bit much.

I was only joking about the bear mace to get under some people's skin (not Mountain Muscles)... Watered down Pinesol did the trick last time. Didn't hurt him, but kept him away from the fence trying to attack me... Bored or not, a big dog is dangerous and can kill... If he bites me wife again, I'll have him put down.

 

[redsamurai]

If he bites me wife again, I'll have him put down.

I can empathize with that sentiment........I didn't realize he was a big dog, what is he and how big?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have to mow along that fence for 10 minutes.

How much damn lawn can a trailer park lot have?

 

[biteme]

I can empathize with that sentiment........I didn't realize he was a big dog, what is he and how big?

I'm thinking Australian sheep dog... She was over visiting the neighbor awhile back and he jumped up and bit her throat... Just broke the skin... She didn't tell me cause she was afraid I'd have him put down.. Next time, I regrettingly will.

 

[SaladFork]

Biteme, macing the dog didn't work. Don't do it again.

Give him a tennis ball, rope, treats something! It is not hard to befriend a dog. The dog sounds bored to me. Get a rope and play tug of war with the poor little guy. Save your table scraps and give them to the dog.

It's not that hard to figure out.

Good bro material right here ^^^^^

 

[canadianhitman]

I would call the cops.

Yup...cops, animal control...whoever takes care of that stuff in your neck of the woods. They'll tell her to make sure her animal can't get his head throught that fence or else. You pay taxes...let them deal with it.

 

[canadianhitman]

(he's already bitten my wife)

I woulda lawyered up and made that nut next door wish she'd been a more responsible pet owner.

 

[canadianhitman]

In my mind, the fence is enough. There are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. This dog sounds neglected and bored. Macing a dog continually through a fence is grounds for charges pressed against you.

Actually, once it's head is through the fence, his face is on Biteme's property. Can't see him having any problems for protecting himself from someone else's dog on his own property.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Sounds like breakfast at Waffle House.

Also, I Googled "permament" and came up with nothing.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

hey stupid, you're the one macing defenseless dogs, her sexuality has nothing to do with you not manning the fuck up to talk to her. Dude I'm only going to mace you, after I smack you in the face with a two by four for macing my dog.... so you'll have been bludgeoned and maced the only thing your going to kick is the pavement.

lol @ death threats.

you can't call anyone a bitch.

You're being a fucking bitch macing dogs, like you can't scare it away otherwise.

Defensless? LOL. The dog is tryng to bit him.


Biteme why not call the pound and tell them what is going on and se if they will intervene.

 

[biteme]

Defensless? LOL. The dog is tryng to bit him.


Biteme why not call the pound and tell them what is going on and se if they will intervene.

I don't want them to take her dog away from her and I don't want the dog put down... Some of these people think I'm mean, but I'm actually very compassionate. Probably too much so. She would have to replace the whole fence and I don't think she can afford to.... My sister who is probably a bigger animal lover than anyone on this board ( to the level of being retarded such as the Friendly Canadian) (Remember the trouble I had when her dogs lived with me? Eating loaves of bread off my counter and other bullshit?) She carried a bottle of water and ammonia when she went on hikes.. in case she needed to spray a dog on the loose... A dog trying to bite you with his head completely thru a fence is dangerous... so the homemade mace concoction that I have is a very effective deterence and in fact the only deterence much to the chagrin of the irrational animal lovers onboard.

 

[stosstruppe]

Kill it, cook it, eat it - just say you had some Korean friends over and wanted to impress them by being a hospitable American.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Get on speaking terms with the owner..

grow the fuck up have a conversation with him like a man.

quit being a vagina and open the lines of communication, it's his dog, it's not your fucking dog to abuse. If you maced my dog, I'd honestly probably take a two by four to your face and then mace you after I had crippled you.

seriously, just talk to him, it's not cool to abuse an animal that isn't yours, and it's his responsability to keep it from biting you.

maaaaaaan the fuck up...

k thanks.

Agreed. And if the crazy woman neighbor does not want to hear you out then involve the local pd. There are plenty of other methods that you can try here.

 

[BlueBird]

Change yer username. That's enticement under the law...lolol

 

[MichaelScott]

do it

 

[velvett]

Call code enforcement.

Think of it this way, if you don't and you injure HER dog you could very well be held responsible the dogs medical bills.

I've seen it happen.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm not pissed off, you're just showcasing mental retardation..

lmao sig worthy

 

[cindylou]

Why dont you buy a bag of pigs ears or somethign and throw it over the fence when you are getting ready to take that one swipe by the fence? It will keep him occupied. The second time around you should be far enough from the fence for him to not be able to bite you, no?

 

[redsamurai]

wait, this dog jumps up and snaps at people's throats?? Are you fucking serious?

People.........."IF" what Biteme here is saying about this dog is accurate, this is a dangerous fucking dog. Dogs can fuck people up hardcore if they're owners are douchebags. And if the dog get's to a certain age there's no coming back unless you give it over to the dog whisperer and it has to live at the compound with other dogs. This "IS" an owner thing, but on the other hand, if the owner isn't willing to properly handle and train this animal..........a little aversion therapy is a really good thing for this dog. If it's jumping up and snaping at people's throats, this is fucking serious. That's a herding instinct that can quickly become a kill instinct. If the woman and bitme don't get along, how willing and motivated is she going to be to do anything? Maybe a good pepper or bear coating, while it may be harsh, is what this dog needs to chill it the fuck out. When Bitme first told this story, I thought some small little yapper sticking it's head through the fence........I did not realize this was a big dog that can jump up and nip at someone's throat. You have to be pragmatic here. I would talk at least once to the owner..........but if she's not willing to do something..........fuck it, give it some aversion therapy. Right now, to the dog.......lawnmower equals chance to let out pent up aggression. Lawnmower needs to become.........blinding skin burning sinus cavity fucking chemical wash...........sorry, but the dog has to learn. And if you feed it........than it will expect food everytime you fire up the mower.....and if you don't give it food, it'll get even nastier. So y'all need to step off bitme's nuts on this one.

 

[velvett]

wait, this dog jumps up and snaps at people's throats?? Are you fucking serious?

People.........."IF" what Biteme here is saying about this dog is accurate, this is a dangerous fucking dog. Dogs can fuck people up hardcore if they're owners are douchebags. And if the dog get's to a certain age there's no coming back unless you give it over to the dog whisperer and it has to live at the compound with other dogs. This "IS" an owner thing, but on the other hand, if the owner isn't willing to properly handle and train this animal..........a little aversion therapy is a really good thing for this dog. If it's jumping up and snaping at people's throats, this is fucking serious. That's a herding instinct that can quickly become a kill instinct. If the woman and bitme don't get along, how willing and motivated is she going to be to do anything? Maybe a good pepper or bear coating, while it may be harsh, is what this dog needs to chill it the fuck out. When Bitme first told this story, I thought some small little yapper sticking it's head through the fence........I did not realize this was a big dog that can jump up and nip at someone's throat. You have to be pragmatic here. I would talk at least once to the owner..........but if she's not willing to do something..........fuck it, give it some aversion therapy. Right now, to the dog.......lawnmower equals chance to let out pent up aggression. Lawnmower needs to become.........blinding skin burning sinus cavity fucking chemical wash...........sorry, but the dog has to learn. And if you feed it........than it will expect food everytime you fire up the mower.....and if you don't give it food, it'll get even nastier. So y'all need to step off bitme's nuts on this one.

Like I said before.

Best to call code enforcement (or the police - not sure how things work in TX).

 

[redsamurai]

Like I said before.

Best to call code enforcement (or the police - not sure how things work in TX).

they'll probably take the dog away. Bitme said the woman coudln't afford to replace the fence...........I would say see if the sprays work before calling in the authorities, once uncle sam get's involved it never turns out ok.

 

[perkele]

I started this thread because I knew it would be controversial.... Let's fight!

I'll lock it for the same reason.

 

[AAP]

This is something to think about.

You mace the dog, later if it bites someone else then YOU can be sued for instigating the attack because you set the dog off into an aggressive/defensive attitude.

That is not a joke. A man/wife were sued by another lady for her child getting stung by bees. And it was because that couples two kids had been throwing rocks at the nest a few hours before the other kid rode by on his bicycle.

Sometimes you have to think a bit further in advance than the next 30 seconds and weigh the future consequences.