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I`m going out to buy cigarettes.

Shake: No, don't do it! That's what he wants! So we're gonna do the opposite! Prepare to be immortal

Frylock: You're gonna chuck him off a cliff? Shake, we coulda chucked him off the roof and stayed at home

Shake: No this is a magic cliff here, like in the highlander. So you will become the highlander, and you'll roam the earth forever trying to kill yourself, but you won't be able to, because you'll be...immortal. Won't that suck little man?

Meatwad: Well actually, that sounds kinda cool.

Shake: Yeah, it does.

Meatwad: Then I'm gonna do it.

Shake: No you're not! I'm doin' it!

Frylock: Shake wait! The highlander was just a movie I me-...

Shake: Oh frylock, the highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.

Meatwad: So this cliff is magic?

Shake: Oh yeah. Big time.

Meatwad: I'm doin' it now!

HTH: No man look, you gotta be born a highlander you can't just become one.

Frylock: See, he saw the movie too.

Meatwad: Yeah now that's right.

Shake: I know I saw cliffs. Okay? And there was lots of magic everywhere and Mel Gibson.

HTH: Uhh...Brave Heart? Hello.

Shake: Oh you think you're the expert? Let's see how much your ass knows about flyin'!

Shake: Yeah...that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

Frylock: Are you done? Because that took forever.

Shake: I am...well I am forever...I am immortal!

Frylock: Shake no!

Shake: Wait...I'm not immortal here, okay.

Frylock: Hang on shake, we'll call for help.

Meatwad: No tell 'im to let go.

Shake: Yeah, hurry, I think...that the branch will hold for - IT'S NOT HOLDING!
 
LMFAO!

He's watching right now!


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Then: cold war.
Now: war on terror.

Then: Communists.
Now: Islamic Fundamentalists.

Then: Chevy Chase, funny.
Now: Chevy Chase, catastrophically unfunny.
 
I should watch a new movie one of these days.
Got a spiffy home theater, never use it even though I have no neighbours.
 
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