I love you Velvett!!!

[plifter]

intelligent --I have a B.S. in Geology which isn't an easy degree.

confident -- I'm confident but not arrogant

sarcastic sense of humor -- I can be VERY sarcastic

mostly responsible and reliable -- Definately

knows that perfect is impossible but tries anyway -- I'm a perfectionist, nothing ever turns out the way I want

can deal with my bed lovin' self and late sundays in bed--- I slept 17 consecutive hours one time.

has a job!-- I've been promoted twice in the past 3 months at my job with an internet company.


Things that make weak:


full lips-- I guess they are full, I mean they definately don't feel empty.

a sexy walk--- I've got the strut down to an art form.

beautiful hands -- sorry to dissapoint, I have a 1" surgical scar on my right hand. It has almost faded away though.

nice teeth-- I've never had a cavity in my life!

a warm soft touch-- I guess my body temperature is normal. I'm muscular but I have a little bit of fat that makes me soft.

 

[supersizeme]

let the courting begin. we need another chesty/shagwell romance to liven things up.

 

[May1010]

Velvet,

Yes, Plifter has all of those qualities that he mentioned ... but he also has a little pee pee and due to his XXY chromosomal makeup (I think he's lying about this though), he's only 1/2 man ... If you were to breed with this gyno freak, your children would be taunted at school and beaten every day.

I, on the other hand, will let you use a strap on with me.

 

[Hannibal]

Love Velvett??! What's not to love

 

[May1010]

intelligent --I have a B.S. in Geology which isn't an easy degree.

Hi. My name is Plifter. I studied Geology in college. This is a rock. This is not a rock. That's pretty much everything I know about geology. Wanna see my tits?

 

[May1010]

[Bmostly responsible and reliable -- Definately[/B]

That's right. You'll know where he's at every Saturday nite ... Down at the 25 cent arcade on his knees.

 

[May1010]

confident -- I'm confident but not arrogant

That's right. When I wear a bra to support my man tits, I don't brag to all the other hermies that I've got the biggest bra of them all.

 

[May1010]

I'm muscular but I have a little bit of fat that makes me soft.

It's not the fat that makes you soft. It's the fact that you're a genetic freak. That is, you've got XXY genes. Hence, you are very feminine. This includes soft skin and a really big clit.

 

[May1010]

Angel Tits,

Keep your hands off Velvet. She's mine. I don't particularly want her. I just don't want you to have her.

 

[plifter]

Re: Re: I love you Velvett!!!

Hi. My name is Plifter. I studied Geology in college. This is a rock. This is not a rock. That's pretty much everything I know about geology. Wanna see my tits?

My name is May and I'm 35 years old and still live with mommy and daddy.