i love lazy men

[habitualhealth]

so, i've managed to get a few people here in the office eating healthy. my boss went out and bought 4 boxes of whole grain brown rice and because he's a lazy sob and doesn't want to cook the rice at home.....i just got 4 boxes of brown rice!


boy do i love the simple pleasures in life.

 

[The Shadow]

little do YOU know that

"Cooking rice" was just added to your job descrip

 

[alien amp pharm]

File this one under "Pointless threads that should have never been made"

 

[habitualhealth]

File this one under "Pointless threads that should have never been made"

the archive library doesn't have anymore room for those.........

 

[reno240]

Hey HH - us lazy men love you back.

 

[habitualhealth]

Hey HH - us lazy men love you back.

good, get up and do something with your life. shesh.

 

[reno240]

good, get up and do something with your life. shesh.

NO! - and you can't make me.

 

[blueta2]

little do YOU know that

"Cooking rice" was just added to your job descrip

HAHAHAH......

 

[habitualhealth]

little do YOU know that

"Cooking rice" was just added to your job descrip

haha, little does he know i don't cook.


it'll be the crunchiest rice he's ever had.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Real men know how to cook and love it. Its one of my most favorite ways to show my wife and kids how much I love them. A lot of guys miss out on the satisfaction it brings. Too bad

 

[habitualhealth]

Real men know how to cook and love it. Its one of my most favorite ways to show my wife and kids how much I love them. A lot of guys miss out on the satisfaction it brings. Too bad

awwww well aren't you just a lil holly homemaker.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Real men know how to cook and love it. Its one of my most favorite ways to show my wife and kids how much I love them. A lot of guys miss out on the satisfaction it brings. Too bad

My old grump doesnt even know that I can cook. He wont LET me! ....and I dont have any intention on letting him find out!

He is an EXCELLENT cook.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

My old grump doesnt even know that I can cook. He wont LET me! ....and I dont have any intention on letting him find out!

He is an EXCELLENT cook.

I am not willing to take the chance and be sad you burn water cause ya forgot to put it in the pot.

 

[youngguns]

Why is while grain better than white>

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...I went over to a friend's little get together once. His new girlfriend tried to make spaghetti by just putting the uncooked noodles in the sauce in a pan.

We were all sitting there trying to not make faces and eat this uncooked spaghetti in sauce.

CRUNCH
CRUNCH
CRUNCH
CRUNCH
...

He really must have LOVED her because he didn't say a word to her and was sweet as can be.

 

[youngguns]

Really? wow, I would have been like, "are you fuking kidding me"

 

[Bikini Mod]

I am not willing to take the chance and be sad you burn water cause ya forgot to put it in the pot.

Ok then, reservations it is!

 

[youngguns]

Why is brown better than white.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Why is brown better than white.

Ssssssssshhhhhhh

It isn't. It's just clever marketing!

 

[youngguns]

Anyone?

 

[Jimsbbc]

E - you must feel really loved though! That is something I really like to do, so I totally understand. Kel doesn't really like to cook, but when she does, we have a fire extinguisher handy.

Its like the saying: I feel like a Greek god because my wife gives me 3 burnt offerings a day.

She does cook sometimes and she has gotten better since we got married. We still laugh about the potatoes she once cooked too long that were hard as a rock and light as a feather. It was like potato chips in full size, kinda funny when it happened.

 

[habitualhealth]

Why is brown better than white.

brown rice is digested more slow, causing a lower and more gentle change in blood sugar. It has a low glycemic index....also higher in fiber. fiber is formed in a way that it can't be broken down into sugar molecules.....sooooooo it pass through the bod undigested. (makes you poop more better too)

white/flour enriched foods have a higher glycemic index and are converted almost immediately to blood sugar which cause it to spike faster. (like white bread) white rice provides carbs in the form of a starch as opposed to sugar.

 

[youngguns]

brown rice is digested more slow, causing a lower and more gentle change in blood sugar. It has a low glycemic index....also higher in fiber. fiber is formed in a way that it can't be broken down into sugar molecules.....sooooooo it pass through the bod undigested. (makes you poop more better too)

white/flour enriched foods have a higher glycemic index and are converted almost immediately to blood sugar which cause it to spike faster. (like white bread) white rice provides carbs in the form of a starch as opposed to sugar.

Thanks! I wonder, I hardly get any fiber and I poop like a racehorse, must be the protein.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Ok then, reservations it is!

ok, we had steak last night, Sushi tonight.

 

[gotmilk]

So...you give new meaning to riding a rice-burner?

 

[Bikini Mod]

ok, we had steak last night, Sushi tonight.

I dont know if I really feel like going out.

 

[habitualhealth]

I dont know if I really feel like going out.

can't you two take this to the cell phone?







you can never say no to sushi!! what's wrong with you woman?!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

So...you give new meaning to riding a rice-burner?

Rice burner you say milkson???



HH....I want to talk to you not the old lady, besides she is napping after swimmin with the oldies...

 

[redsamurai]

haha, little does he know i don't cook.
.

You're an american woman......he knows full well you don't cook.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Rice burner you say milkson???



HH....I want to talk to you not the old lady, besides she is napping after swimmin with the oldies...

You two go out and have a good time. I am not feeling very sociable today.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

You two go out and have a good time. I am not feeling very sociable today.

Between you two I am lucky to have any hair at all or money!! I am not going to work another 11 hrs overtime at the driveup window again I wanna get laid!

 

[youngguns]

wtf is going on with that motorcycles mid section?!?!?

 

[gotmilk]

You two go out and have a good time. I am not feeling very sociable today.

He has sissy bars on his rice burner.

 

[Bikini Mod]

He has sissy bars on his rice burner.

Thems sounds like fightin werds!

Honey, you gonna take that offin this here youngster?!

 

[heatherrae]

Between you two I am lucky to have any hair at all or money!! I am not going to work another 11 hrs overtime at the driveup window again I wanna get laid!

Bring me a milkshake and onion rings and a chilidog home from the drive in. Okay, thank you, bye. =-)

 

[jackangel]

lotta fat hos up in this thread

 

[habitualhealth]

lotta fat hos up in this thread

one fat head in this thread

 

[PICK3]

so, i've managed to get a few people here in the office eating healthy. my boss went out and bought 4 boxes of whole grain brown rice and because he's a lazy sob and doesn't want to cook the rice at home.....i just got 4 boxes of brown rice!


boy do i love the simple pleasures in life.

brown rice is nice, but I prefer the

 

[Bikini Mod]

E - you must feel really loved though! That is something I really like to do, so I totally understand. Kel doesn't really like to cook, but when she does, we have a fire extinguisher handy.

Its like the saying: I feel like a Greek god because my wife gives me 3 burnt offerings a day.

She does cook sometimes and she has gotten better since we got married. We still laugh about the potatoes she once cooked too long that were hard as a rock and light as a feather. It was like potato chips in full size, kinda funny when it happened.

LOL I am an EXCELLENT cook and I love to bake, but my hubby simply wont even entertain the notion of me cooking for him. He WANTS to cook for me... so why should I deprive him?

Once the kids are with us again we will take turns.

 

[habitualhealth]

brown rice is nice, but I prefer the

yeah right

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thanks! I wonder, I hardly get any fiber and I poop like a racehorse, must be the protein.

Ummmm protein doesn't make you poop like a racehorse, but quite the opposite. Everybody's GI tract is different. You are young and I am guessing have a pretty fast metabolism, hence your ability to compete with your equestrian counterparts in the fertilizer manufacturing department.

 

[habitualhealth]

Ummmm protein doesn't make you poop like a racehorse, but quite the opposite. Everybody's GI tract is different. You are young and I am guessing have a pretty fast metabolism, hence your ability to compete with your equestrian counterparts in the fertilizer manufacturing department.

well said

 

[Bikini Mod]

well said

Thanks, I thought that was pretty witty m'self.

I am still chuckling about Younggunz' thread a ways back about diet and exercise. Brother doesnt even know BASIC INFORMATION about how food causes his metabolism to behave but he thinks that he is qualified to dole out advice?

No wonder peeps are so annoyed with him.

After I posted on that thread I just ignored all other threads posted by him as his ignorance and inability to listen and learn were clear. I figured I would let ya'll school him. I already got four kids of my own.

 

[habitualhealth]

Thanks, I thought that was pretty witty m'self.

I am still chuckling about Younggunz' thread a ways back about diet and exercise. Brother doesnt even know BASIC INFORMATION about how food causes his metabolism to behave but he thinks that he is qualified to dole out advice?

No wonder peeps are so annoyed with him.

After I posted on that thread I just ignored all other threads posted by him as his ignorance and inability to listen and learn were clear. I figured I would let ya'll school him. I already got four kids of my own.

hell, i've been through a major transformation and certifications and stuff and i'm still very careful what advice to give out so not to steer people in the wrong direction.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

so, i've managed to get a few people here in the office eating healthy. my boss went out and bought 4 boxes of whole grain brown rice and because he's a lazy sob and doesn't want to cook the rice at home.....i just got 4 boxes of brown rice!


boy do i love the simple pleasures in life.

I am so freaking sick of brown rice. But I love my results. So I keep on keepin on like Joe Dirt says.

 

[Bikini Mod]

hell, i've been through a major transformation and certifications and stuff and i'm still very careful what advice to give out so not to steer people in the wrong direction.

EGG-ZAK-LY my point.... Why though you may have it own sort of beauty, it pails in comparison to the beauty of wisdom and life experience.