I love being a bastard.

[Scotsman]

So sitting at a stop light today my co-worker and I see a really fat girl run across the road. As if this isn't funny enough to begin with she stops and sits down in front of Wendys to look at her foot. So I have to say "She must have wounded a cankle"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

So sitting at a stop light today my co-worker and I see a really fat girl run across the road. As if this isn't funny enough to begin with she stops and sits down in front of Wendys to look at her foot. So I have to say "She must have wounded a cankle"

Cheers,
Scotsman

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[Devastation]

that's mean bro. i prolly would have something similar but used "hoof" instead

 

[Scotsman]

that's mean bro. i prolly would have something similar but used "hoof" instead

Yeah but the cankles were tremendous and pale.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[needtogetaas]

now thats funny right there......

 

[wnt2bBeast]

lol was she running from Mcd's to wendy's???

 

[slat1]

Yeah but the cankles were tremendous and pale.

See Hillary Clinton!

 

[nycgirl]

lol. I shouldn't laugh, that's not nice.

SoKlu isn't going to like this thread.

 

[awittyusername]

lol. I shouldn't laugh, that's not nice.

SoKlu isn't going to like this thread.

SoKlu wasn't the fat lady running to Wendys!! Thats an awful assumption to make.

 

[nycgirl]

SoKlu wasn't the fat lady running to Wendys!! Thats an awful assumption to make.

Awitty, that's not what I meant.

 

[Scotsman]

lol was she running from Mcd's to wendy's???

Not sure, I didn't see it's point of origin.

Slat this girl made HC look like a concentration camp survivor with no ankles at all.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoKlueles]

omg i hurt my ankle.....i saw that bastard and knew hed run to EF and make a thread about it

 

[UA_Iron]

excellent play on the english language, excellent.

 

[slat1]

Not sure, I didn't see it's point of origin.

Slat this girl made HC look like a concentration camp survivor with no ankles at all.

Cheers,
Scotsman

The sight of those ankles will land you in therapy at some point my friend! Kudos for not crying/shaking right there on the spot!

 

[Scotsman]

omg i hurt my ankle.....i saw that bastard and knew hed run to EF and make a thread about it

Next time would you please not wear the short white shorts and maybe don a biohazard suit.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoKlueles]

Next time would you please not wear the short white shorts and maybe don a biohazard suit.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

noted thanks
you wanted me didnt u

 

[bicepts101]

WTF is a cankle

 

[awittyusername]

So sitting at a stop light today my co-worker and I see a really fat girl run across the road. As if this isn't funny enough to begin with she stops and sits down in front of Wendys to look at her foot. So I have to say "She must have wounded a cankle"

Cheers,
Scotsman

Damn bro!! That would be like Christmas and my Birthday all rolled into one.

After yrs of researching on the Discovery Channel...I found a chubby chick with a wounded limb is the perfect prey.

Forget about those skinny chicks...They are too fast.

 

[Scotsman]

noted thanks
you wanted me didnt u

Ok you caught me I was sooooo turned on, I just know you're into rodents so I will bear my burden in silence.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nutsnack]

a cankle is when the woman doesnt have an ankle its all fat

 

[Scotsman]

a cankle is when the woman doesnt have an ankle its all fat

That or when there is no discernable difference in the diameter of the calf and ankle. Anorexic chicks can have cankles too, or the genetically challenged.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bicepts101]

so whats the big deal....she was a fat ass...LOL

 

[lundmaster]

People like that should be encouraged. At least she is doing something about the fact that she is a bit over-weight... Not all of us value the same thing, but that doesnt make one more right then the other.

So sitting at a stop light today my co-worker and I see a really fat girl run across the road. As if this isn't funny enough to begin with she stops and sits down in front of Wendys to look at her foot. So I have to say "She must have wounded a cankle"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bicepts101]

People like that should be encouraged. At least she is doing something about the fact that she is a bit over-weight... Not all of us value the same thing, but that doesnt make one more right then the other.

what are u talking about buddy...lighten up

 

[Scotsman]

People like that should be encouraged. At least she is doing something about the fact that she is a bit over-weight... Not all of us value the same thing, but that doesnt make one more right then the other.

No she wasn't out running for her health she was scurrying along to cross the street before getting hit by a car since she didn't wait for the walk light. I agree that people trying to make a change should be encouraged, not people hurrying to get into Wendy's.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I've been a bastard for too long. I need to give another personality a try.

 

[JayC9]

everyone loves a bastard

 

[mountain muscle]

So sitting at a stop light today my co-worker and I see a really fat girl run across the road. As if this isn't funny enough to begin with she stops and sits down in front of Wendys to look at her foot. So I have to say "She must have wounded a cankle"

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Don't lie she turned you on. ]
It's ok.
Go stare at some rocks or throw some telephone poles. I will be in Denver in 2 weeks or so.