i jerked off into a condom and now my room stinks like rubber

[texasfitness]

Grow up

 

[ironclaw]

owch.

and thanks for the info slatt, ill look into it.

i dont like getting cum on my hands tho, so i bought a condom to see what it felt like, and i jerked off into it its awsome.

but so my dad came in to talk to me and hes gunna go get me a new phone so m aybe he thinks i had sex and is proud of me

dude you need to get a life

 

[katdav]

how did i miss this thread the first time around?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

If your serious I really have so much to say but just wouldn't.

 

[princesa]

BWAHAHAHAH

where is Sublime??

 

[MichaelScott]

i miss that guy alot

 

[rnch]

who bumped this dumbazz thread?

 

[partagus]

maybe shampooing your hair w/ cum will add volume to your doo. like an all natural moisterizer. kiwi, aloe vera, and man milk. itll work wonders for your hair.

Wait a minute. I might have to try this if it works. You know, in the name of science and stuff. Yeah, strictly for science.

 

[UA_Iron]

Thats the worst when that happens! I hate that condom smell.