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[AAP]

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spasm in the middle/outer area my right lat that is annoying the piss out of me so fucking bad. It is twitching and jumping like a heart beat. Every second TWITCH-JUMP.

It has been going on for about 1.5 hours now and I can't stand it anymore. It isn't painful, just annoying as hell. I have tried to stretch this out but it won't work. I have tried leaning against the wall with tennis ball and then a golf ball pressed in the area and against the wall. Nothing.

I am going to cry.

 

[OMEGA]

can I massage it?

 

[miplank]

can I massage it?

lol

 

[AAP]

can I massage it?

OMG!!! Please do.

I would ask one of the girls in the marketing department to do it, but that would lead to them assuming other things. Bad enough I never go to any of the parties or social outings they invite me to.

 

[miplank]

ask one of the guys in the marketing dept.

 

[AAP]

ask one of the guys in the marketing dept.

They don't invite me anywhere.

 

[miplank]

They don't invite me anywhere.

why not?

 

[calveless wonder]

i just pulled a muscle in almost that exact same spot from coughing. didn't sleep in my bed and then i had a violent cough that put it over the top i think....

fml back pains blow

 

[AAP]

why not?

Cuz dey jelus.

Cuz I be having dat "fun" job of flyin places and working from da crib mostly. 'Cept when I need new marketing crap.

Cuz them gurls don't invite them to their parties or social functions and still invite me.

Even though I don't go.

And who wants to be seen with guys that can't match their fucking shoes and belt?

 

[miplank]

Cuz dey jelus.

Cuz I be having dat "fun" job of flyin places and working from da crib mostly. 'Cept when I need new marketing crap.

Cuz them gurls don't invite them to their parties or social functions and still invite me.

Even though I don't go.

And who wants to be seen with guys that can't match their fucking shoes and belt?

wait, so a brown belt and black shoes isn't what you're supposed to do?

 

[swole]

a banana and tons of water

i get them on my delts, bad. you could see them twitch through a sweater

 

[AAP]

wait, so a brown belt and black shoes isn't what you're supposed to do?

You can not go through life with fashion choices you got off Sesame Street.

 

[-SD-]

a banana and tons of water

i get them on my delts, bad. you could see them twitch through a sweater

thats just the synthol showing bor

 

[miplank]

You can not go through life with fashion choices you got off Sesame Street.

what color panties are you wearing?

 

[AAP]

what color panties are you wearing?

Invisi-bees.

 

[miplank]

Invisi-bees.

doesn't free ballin' it in florida give you major swamp ass?

 

[AAP]

doesn't free ballin' it in florida give you major swamp ass?

WTF in hell????????????

Dude I don't have no stank crack. My hiney powder fresh. Thanks to one swipe of Degree Powder Fresh scent deoderant stick.

Anyway, if your ass is going to sweat, how is underwear going to make a difference?

 

[canadianhitman]

Anyway, if your ass is going to sweat, how is underwear going to make a difference?

True...if anything it's just one more layer to slow down the moisture's evaporation.

 

[miplank]

WTF in hell????????????

Dude I don't have no stank crack. My hiney powder fresh. Thanks to one swipe of Degree Powder Fresh scent deoderant stick.

Anyway, if your ass is going to sweat, how is underwear going to make a difference?

i dunno, I guess just keep it from soaking through your pants leaving a mark..lolol!

 

[miplank]

do you actually swipe your ass crack w/deodorant? Never heard of anyone doing that before.

 

[miplank]

and hopefully you have a seperate stick of it for you crack

 

[wootoom]

Damn thought this was a herpes thread

 

[OMEGA]

OMG!!! Please do.

I would ask one of the girls in the marketing department to do it, but that would lead to them assuming other things. Bad enough I never go to any of the parties or social outings they invite me to.

ahhh

well i got you covered good bro