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I have no qualms about killing a spider
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vixensghost
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Smurf, having a spider in your house means you'll be coming into some money. Well, at least thats the ole saying anyways.
I have to kill all the spideys in our house, my husband is afraid of 'em. What a wuss!
I have to kill all the spideys in our house, my husband is afraid of 'em. What a wuss!
I got bitten a few months ago and had to go to the emergency room. My ankle swelled up grotesquely. Twice in the last 4 years I"ve had to be treated for a spider bite.. I had so many of those bastards on my front porch that I went out and bought some poison specifically for spiders. Stuff worked great! I hate walking thru a spider web. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
vixensghost
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stilleto said:
HEDGE APPLES! IF you can find some, get them, they really work KEEPING THE SPIDEYS AWAY!
that's great and all but how'd you find that pic of me?
i thought of that but she's too cheap to pay for a membershipjh1 said:
Smurfy said:
Now your house will be infested with about 5x as many more annoying bugs.
rsnoble-im-back
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This time of year, every year, really sucks here. We have the brown spiders that come out at night, they literally build a new web everynight. You can't walk outside without a flashlight they are everywhere. I was sitting on the porch swing in the dark and I seen one of the bastards slowly lowering himself in front of my face illuminated by the moonlight. Nice. I'm serious......you run around the yard with raid and kill them and more return the next night. Everywhere. These are fairly large spiders and very aggressive. If you get to close to their web they will shake it to warn you, I provoked one of them one time and it literally jumped out of the web at me. Are they posionous? I don't know......but plan on looking it up.
And.......this time of year we have the mini millipedes come out in grooves. Crawling all thru the house. About 2" long. You step on them inadvertenly and they leave big stains and crunch. All the neighbors have them, we can't get rid of them. I see them crawling across the floor as I type this. They were so bad one year I swept a pile of them big enough to pick up with a shovel. Problem was when you get them in a pile by the time you grab a shovel the pile has dispersed. Very frustrating.
Oh and let's not forget everyones fav: the large breed wolf spider. You know, the ones so big the cat won't touch it? Well 2 nights ago while laying in bed I felt something on my hand. I thought it was the curtain blowing in the wind. I raised my hand and theres Mr. Hairy Asshole perched right on top. It litterally covered 3/4 of my hand. Well......I violently shook him off, he ran off.....so apparently he's still in here somewhere.
And heres a good stat for you: It's a scientific fact the avg. person eats 7 spiders a year. While you're sleeping they like to crawl in your drooling mouth and you end up chewing them up and swallowing them in your sleep. No shit, look it up.
And to think.........this is Kansas. Could you imagine living in someplace like Brazil!
And.......this time of year we have the mini millipedes come out in grooves. Crawling all thru the house. About 2" long. You step on them inadvertenly and they leave big stains and crunch. All the neighbors have them, we can't get rid of them. I see them crawling across the floor as I type this. They were so bad one year I swept a pile of them big enough to pick up with a shovel. Problem was when you get them in a pile by the time you grab a shovel the pile has dispersed. Very frustrating.
Oh and let's not forget everyones fav: the large breed wolf spider. You know, the ones so big the cat won't touch it? Well 2 nights ago while laying in bed I felt something on my hand. I thought it was the curtain blowing in the wind. I raised my hand and theres Mr. Hairy Asshole perched right on top. It litterally covered 3/4 of my hand. Well......I violently shook him off, he ran off.....so apparently he's still in here somewhere.
And heres a good stat for you: It's a scientific fact the avg. person eats 7 spiders a year. While you're sleeping they like to crawl in your drooling mouth and you end up chewing them up and swallowing them in your sleep. No shit, look it up.
And to think.........this is Kansas. Could you imagine living in someplace like Brazil!
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