i have NEVER had a TACO !

[tinytank]

i hear you guys talk about them all the time, but i have never tryed 1 what does it taste like ?and where can i get 1 ? how much do the cost ? what does it look like ?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i hear you guys talk about them all the time, but i have never tryed 1 what does it taste like ?and where can i get 1 ? how much do the cost ? what does it look like ?

it tastes like kissing j-lo.

looks like a cock from the bottom, and a pussy from the top.

you dont want one

 

[eat big]

In before MTS.

 

[monstermmf]

You can make them homie.. they got that shit in Scotland to make them.. hell they have it in France.. Need some Tortilla shells, some hamburger, or chicken, lettuce, tomato, and some salsa, for like tortilla dipping sauce.. and a packet of seasoning for your hamburger.. oh and some shredded cheddar.. easy to make..

 

[ohashi]

It tastes like English.

 

[monstermmf]

Man now I miss taco bell..

 

[The Shadow]

I hope Matt doesnt see this

 

[tinytank]

You can make them homie.. they got that shit in Scotland to make them.. hell they have it in France.. Need some Tortilla shells, some hamburger, or chicken, lettuce, tomato, and some salsa, for like tortilla dipping sauce.. and a packet of seasoning for your hamburger.. oh and some shredded cheddar.. easy to make..

sounds like a kabab ?

 

[Sub-Zero]

sounds like a kabab ?

lol, young paddawan

 

[monstermmf]

Hell no! A kebab is lamb in a soft tortilla shell, with lettuce, tom, and some mayo..

Same theory.. but tastes nothing like.

 

[bigmann245]

i am addicted to taco bell. i remember the very first taco i ever ate. this girl i hung out with gave me a bight of hers. then she let me have her pink taco... lol

 

[jnevin]

Authentic tacos are the shit. We have taco street vendors here instead of hot dog vendors.

 

[monstermmf]

I am a fan.. but during cutting down time.. no way.. but when I'm bulking.. I'll eat about 10 at a time.. with a packet of hot and fire sauce on each one.. YUM

 

[nutsnack]

all mexican foods are the same.. u take a tortilla or corn shell.. put meat, beans lettuce, and tomatoes and cheese on it... think about it tostado's, taco's, enchilda's and other mexicanish food = all the same shit!

 

[Cutiebaby]

imo-you are not missing much

 

[Becoming]

it tastes like kissing j-lo.

awesome.

they are awesome bro. you'd love them TT

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

HAHAHAHA

fuck yeah! taco time all day.

tinytank, you don't know what you're missing. I have an office in the UK and you people need some decent food over there.

 

[Mr. dB]

what does it look like ?

The key is the seasoning in the meat. It's got cayenne and cumin and other spices.

 

[monstermmf]

Should of given him a picture of a Taco Bell Taco..

 

[BileStew]

Great, now I'm jonesing for the new Cheesy Gordita Crunch at Taco Hell now.

Fuckers....

 

[monstermmf]

Ha.. Well least your not in France.. I'm thousands of miles from a Cheesy Gordita Crunch

 

[BileStew]

Ha.. Well least your not in France.. I'm thousands of miles from a Cheesy Gordita Crunch

I'll fax you one.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

if you go to taco bell make sure to ask for the "pink taco"
the chica behind the counter will know exactly what you mean

 

[Gambino]

 

[Cutiebaby]

gamweeny nice red X...looking good

 

[monstermmf]

I'll fax you one.

Nah it's alright.. I get home next tuesday..

 

[bigmann245]

imo-you are not missing much

do you mean regular tacos or pink tacos? i dont want to be confused... lol

 

[HumorMe]

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001229.html

Sing along everybody....


YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL
AND YOUR PANTS ARE ON SO TIGHT
THAT WHEN YOU STAND JUST RIGHT
I CAN SEE IT ALL

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BEACH
AND YOUR BIKINI'S SOAKING WET
I SEE A FUZZY SILHOUETTE
AS I LOOK DOWN BELOW
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR HOOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN’T HIDIN’ NOTHIN’
YOUR GUCCI, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN’ OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
MERCY MADAM WHILE I LAY BEARDED CLAM

I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A SIDEWAYS SLOPPY JOE
OR A TUNA CASSEROLE
BABY, DON'T YOU KNOW

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE
SO MUCH OF YOUR ANATOMY
YOUR JEANS ARE SO TIGHT
I’M LEARNING GYNAECOLOGY
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

[CHORUS 2]
YOUR LANYA, YOUR VULVA, OH BABY YOU KNOW I LOVE YA
YOUR GENDER, YOUR VAGINA, NOTHING COULD BE FINER
IT’S FURRY, IT’S FLUFFY, LOOKIN’ KINDA PUFFY
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
MERCY MADAM WHILE I LAY BEARDED CLAM

[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR HOOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN’T HIDIN’ NOTHIN’
YOUR GUCCI, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN’ OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

 

[Mr. dB]

Should of given him a picture of a Taco Bell Taco..

I was looking for anything BUT Taco Bell.

Why is America's largest Mexican fast-food franchise named after a Scotsman, anyway?

 

[gonelifting]

I've been to Taco Bell once in my life, maybe 15 years ago. I forget what I had though. It may have been a taco.

 

[UA_Iron]

if you havent had a taco I think you should be banned.

same with you gonelifting.

 

[UA_Iron]

 

[SoreArms]

The key is the seasoning in the meat. It's got cayenne and cumin and other spices.

those are "white" people tacos, Mexicans don't put lettuce or sour cream or ground beef or cheese

Here's what real tacos look like. Soft corn tortilla, beef (or shredded pork, tongue, tripe and cow brains are also very popular), chopped onions and cilantro (coriander) topped with salsa.

 

[monstermmf]

Ymmmmmm

 

[tinytank]

Ymmmmmm

its 7am over here, and i shure could eat a taco abouts now

 

[pintoca]

those are "white" people tacos, Mexicans don't put lettuce or sour cream or ground beef or cheese

Here's what real tacos look like. Soft corn tortilla, beef (or shredded pork, tongue, tripe and cow brains are also very popular), chopped onions and cilantro (coriander) topped with salsa.

Pour some Valentina salsa all over that compadre!!!

Taco de carnitas... YAY!!!

 

[ohashi]

Why is America's largest Mexican fast-food franchise named after a Scotsman, anyway?

What Scotsman was named Taco Bell?

 

[monstermmf]

McDonald's homie

 

[pintoca]

we should talk about the hair-taco instead

 

[monstermmf]

what about brown taco?

 

[UA_Iron]

those are "white" people tacos, Mexicans don't put lettuce or sour cream or ground beef or cheese

Here's what real tacos look like. Soft corn tortilla, beef (or shredded pork, tongue, tripe and cow brains are also very popular), chopped onions and cilantro (coriander) topped with salsa.

I love my gringo sour cream, your crew better back the F off, I mean it.

 

[tiger88]

dirty ass mexicans around here eat them like nut jobs here are the local lists

Albertos
Robertos
Albertitos
Robertitos
Alberrobertitos
Obertitos
Juanitos
filabertos

none of those are the taco bell or una taco or del taco or name brand shit


fucking wetback chics get fat cuz of tacos

 

[pintoca]

dirty ass mexicans around here eat them like nut jobs here are the local lists

Albertos
Robertos
Albertitos
Robertitos
Alberrobertitos
Obertitos
Juanitos
filabertos

none of those are the taco bell or una taco or del taco or name brand shit


fucking wetback chics get fat cuz of tacos