I have Insomnia....

[avidinternet]

I'm still in possession of my balls, unlike your husband, so I can call you what I please...free will and all....

His are in his hand as we speak...likes to sleep with them as a hand rest.

He is of course the King, so no problems here with me as Queen...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I'm so glad I can sleep in tomorrow.

 

[javaguru]

His are in his hand as we speak...likes to sleep with them as a hand rest.

He is of course the King, so no problems here with me as Queen...

Of course he holds them when he's at home because he knows they must be surrendered when he leaves the house....

 

[avidinternet]

Of course he holds them when he's at home because he knows they must be surrendered when he leaves the house....

Couldn't be more wrong dude...sorry, it's not like that for everyone... just cause yours worked like that doesn't mean everyone else's does...

 

[javaguru]

Couldn't be more wrong dude...sorry, it's not like that for everyone... just cause yours worked like that doesn't mean everyone else's does...

He's holding his balls tightly while he can for a reason....

When I was married, I was like a titan of old...I roamed the world and imposed my will as I pleased. My number one female friend's nickname for me is, "The Untamed One."

 

[avidinternet]

He's holding his balls tightly while he can for a reason....

When I was married, I was like a titan of old...I roamed the world and imposed my will as I pleased. My number one female friend's nickname for me is, "The Untamed One."

That is pretty much the description of my husband as well, except he is the 6'6" version

 

[PICK3]

My number one male friend's nickname for me is, "The Sword Swallower"

yeah ... I can see that

 

[avidinternet]

yeah ... I can see that

Where is my #3 dammit!

 

[javaguru]

That is pretty much the description of my husband as well, except he is the 6'6" emasculated version

true dat.....

 

[PICK3]

Where is my #3 dammit!

I had Cheerios instead. What some?