I Have Fallen Off The Wagon!!!!

[Texas Guns]

Well, Ladies, part of fixing your problem is admitting you have one, right....well, my name is Texas Guns and I am a eat-what-I-want-and-lay-on-my-ass-and-watch-TV-a-holic!!!! Yes I have fallen off the wagon once again!!!

But before I am battered by the strong armed, let me explain....

I have not been on the board much over the past few months due to some personal turmoil in my life...to top that all off, I have spent much of that time in and out of the hospital. So on top of that coupled with a move and new lifestyle, I have stopped going to the gym and eaten whatever I want to consume!! The results??? Well a fat ass now sits before you asking and begging your forgiveness and asks for a little help as I crawl back on that wagon of sobriety, good eating, and kick ass workouts!!!

I have also decided that since my finances will never afford me the chance for plastic surgery, I will venture south of the border for Breast implants!!!!! It will be just like stuffing pinatas!! Hopefully I will not be chased around with a bat and a blindfold!!!!

I am very discouraged due to the fact that before my setback I was seeing some awesome progress!! Well now it is time to get back to me and try to find some normalcy in my life (as if there really was any to begin with)!!! So cuss me or discuss me, but at the very least HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms. TG

 

[Bikini Mod]

Baby, I was thinking about you today.. had somethin to do with license plates LOL!

JESUS H CHRIST!!! YOU WOMEN ALWAYS WANT IT - YESTERDAY!!!

These things take TAAAHHHM!!!

One day at a time, Darlin'.....

ONE DAY AT A TIME!

*said in my best BackwoodsCountryFuck-like voice*



Yes, I am not passing go. I am NOT collecting 200$. I am going STRAIGHT TO HELL!

tee-hee

 

[Temple]

Honey, you ain't the only one whose ass has been on the couch LOL. I have decided to rectify the problem by powerlifting with Spatts...at first I was excited but as I was walking in the door after going to the grocery store it hit me like a bolt of lightening 'YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN SAGGY ASS MIND" "SHE IS GOING TO FRICKING KILL YOU" but then the other side of my brain took over and said "but you'll make such a damn fine looking corpse when she's done".


Up off the couch...it's fall growing season....and we aren't growing fat, either....

 

[kronk]

TG, hang in there girl. Nice to see you are OK.

 

[MS]

How can we help?? I'm thinking the problem is not that you don't know what to do, but that you need some motivation to do it? If looking in the mirror, feeling weak and lethargic, general malaise, closet full of clothes too small, and knowledge about the increased risks of all sorts of nasty degenerative disease will do to you if you don't get off you butt and start eating right and exercising doesn't motivate you, then how can WE help!

 

[MS]

BTW, seen any good movies lately?

 

[Gladiola]

I'm still liftin' but my diet's been just a touch dirty - so I relate. Matter of fact, a few of us have had that problem - & if you'd like to come visit the group I have, we'd love to have you (originally started out as sugar addicts trying to kick the habit - but generally needing to stick to clean eating is the theme). Send me a PM for the URL (it's also on the 'need to vent' thread).

 

[SteelWeaver]

Mmmmmm,sounds like heaven! - what have you been eating???? C'mon ... DETAILS. Now this is not to embarrass you or anything - I'm just on a strict diet and need to live vicariously through others, muwwaa ha ha!

And after you tell us that, I think there's a squat rack open over there in the corner. Oooh, it's beckoning! Look at that! How silly and spindly the bar looks without plates! How silent and lonely the rack! I think you need to remedy that ... clankety clank. Mmm, smell the iron ....

 

[The Shadow]

TG - want motivation....take a pic of yourself in a bikini and post up on the board and take that same pic every 4 weeks.....see how hard you train

 

[Bikini Mod]

Shit, ain't nothing. Been there, done that. LOL. That's why they make wagons - so ya's can fall off from time to time. And that's why we all have friend's - to toss ya big 'ol butt back up on it.

HEY! Her butt may be big, but it sure the shit AIN'T OLD!

 

[Texas Guns]

Well everything in Texas is big!!!! So right now I fit right in!!!!

Let me just say...I have every program and time slot on TV memorized now and don't you dare come within 20 feet of my remote control!!!!!!! My big soft bed (which takes a stip ladder to crawl up in) is beckoning my name...with the shades drawn and the air chilled to a nice Alaskan winter!! I remember falling asleep one night while eating expensive chocolates!!!! Mmmmmm You should have seen my face the next morning though!! Not a pretty sight!! I should have ate the chocolate before taking my sleeping pills!!! Oh well...another lesson learned!

Yes I hear the iron beckoning my name...and to face the wrath at the gym by all those who see what I have become!! OOooooo!!! An even worse thought is me actually taking a pic in a bikini!! I shutter to think of it so!!! Corn just send me your pic instead!!! I think that'll work!

And thank you to all my friends who continue to toss my big butt back onto the wagon!!!!!! Don't desert me now!!!

 

[Texas Guns]

Yes but for woman, as we get older 30 - 40, our sex drive gets younger.......just ask any 20 year old!!

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

Yes but for woman, as we get older 30 - 40, our sex drive gets younger.......just ask any 20 year old!!

I'm 25.. I can atest to that...

 

[princess]

Yes but for woman, as we get older 30 - 40, our sex drive gets younger.......just ask any 20 year old!!

so true!!! but men peak around 18...go figure!!!! sometimes life just doesn't make sense...

 

[The Ranger]

Bust you ass for a few months, then you'll recieve a Ranger "Happy Meal"....full heated rock massage, candle lite, wine, and dinner included.....and perhaps a personal "touch" as well....<evil grin>

Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Texas Guns]

Damn!! I am on the treadmill now huffing and puffing after that one, Ranger!!! Woo Hoo!!! Don't think I ain't seriously going to take you up on that!!! And if I fall off again, do I get the Ranger enemy torture treatment!!!! Please!! Please!! Please!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Damn!! I am on the treadmill now huffing and puffing after that one, Ranger!!! Woo Hoo!!! Don't think I ain't seriously going to take you up on that!!! And if I fall off again, do I get the Ranger enemy torture treatment!!!! Please!! Please!! Please!!

DON'T DO IT GURL!!!

(I don't mean the gettin' on the wagon thing neither!!!)

Ranger talks a good talk, but when it comes down to delivering the goods.... I have been told he comes up just a LEETLE BIT SHORT!



Why do you think Flexed dropped him like a bad habit?


Oh and Lobo -

Here's a big FUCK YOU !


I ain't old.... see my smiley SEZ SO!

 

[b fold the truth]

I plan on hitting the wagon starting at 7 pm October 5th!!! I plan on staying there for at least a week too!!!!

No time like the present. Start with small goals. Start now...small goals that you strive to meet daily.

Write down what you want to change in your life and then how you can change them... Find the problems then find the answers...

B True

 

[The Ranger]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Texas Guns]

Ranger, I am still huffing and puffing here!!! (Happy Meal....happy meal.....happy meal) I went for a 5 mile hike yesterday and I actually am sore today....that is dispicible!! I used to be able to run the damn thing with one leg tied behind my back!!! Hmmmmmm......now that's a great mental picture!!

and B'mom.....let's not forget who actually started "The Legend" (I know....bad TG, bad TG)

I am actuall feeling much better...had my first dose of ECA in months!! It was like I had been sick all my life and just got better. Thanks for all the "kicking of my ass" along the way...I am going to need it!

And to all the inquiries regarding Ranger, Flexed1, and myself?? Hell, someone's got to play referee when those two get together!! Might as well be me!! hehehehehehe

 

[fitmedic]

WELCOME HOME TG

 

[Texas Guns]

 

[The Ranger]

Hey Darl'in....Make sure that wagon has good shock absorbers on it...Once I get ya back on the wagon, with what I have in mind....That damn wagon's gonna need them.....<evil snicker>

Oh, and Spatts....Got any Nipple Butter left over.....Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Texas Guns]

Bum Ba Dee Da, Bum Ba Dee Da.....Happy Trails To Me.......well you all know the rest!

 

[Bikini Mod]

It's been s'long since m'trails have been happy.... that I have plumb forgotten!



Could ya help an old gal out an do some refreshin'?

 

[th'wolf]

There's beauty in the comeback

Hey Long time no see TG.

Boy, I'll tell you. .. I did the hospital thing and spent about 4 months seriously considering amputing my right foot with a high powered rifle. Rather than gorge, I simply didn't eat much and it's pretty hard looking at my post deca pics and what's left today. I've re-learned that I hate swimming, but......
During my pilates class you can tell; I still look better than most of the people in the class even with prolly 24% body fat. My legs are huge; my arms are huge and you won't see those little twigs hanging off the edges of my neck like most women (you know, the shoulderless look)! I'm sure you are the same. The core is still there and yeah, it's humbling, but hell, it doesn't have to be re-work if you consider it just the next phase in your growth. With what you know now, you can do a better job today.

 

[Texas Guns]

Hey Jlynn!!!! Wazzup!!! Good to see you again too!!! Remember...No matter where we are, we still look damn good!!!!

 

[The Ranger]

Yup....I agree with that!!

Ranger

 

[th'wolf]

So TG,....
I've been worried about you since you toasted your thyroid with the T3. What's the deal? Why is your butt in the hospital?!

 

[Texas Guns]

Thanks for the concern. The thyroid issue may never be 100% resolved, but some light cycles have helped this problem out drastically!!!! All I can say is that when all else fails, READ THE DAMN DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!

 

[bouncer]

Mrs TG, I'm making a deposit in your box very shortly babe .
It's on the way, it's cumming.
Talk to you soon honey.

Bouncer

 

[Texas Guns]

Wow who knew sex could be so great across the ocean!!!!!

Thanks Bouncer!!!!

 

[bouncer]

Wow who knew sex could be so great across the ocean!!!!!

Thanks Bouncer!!!!

Who said anything about sex, when you meet 'Stan' and his buddies we'll talk about sex then

Bouncer

 

[Texas Guns]

Sorry, I got flustered when you talked about making a deposit in my box!! Whew, it's been a while. "Yes dear, I'm coming....I ain't breathing hard for nothing!!!!"

 

[grlpwrd]

It kinda sounded like backwards, country Cartman when I read it.

TG, forget yesterday. No time like the present. Chalk it up to a learning expereince that reinforced how much better you look and feel when you take care of yourself. Sometimes these set backs are just what you need to remind yourself why you shouldn't go back there. Thank life for the hard lesson (cause all the good ones are hard), and move on.

...and send me all your bon bons.

Thanks for posting this, spatts. I've been ill for the week with a bad cough and I took it easy..too easy, in fact, I didn't do anything and I wasn't being careful with what I was eating. You really inspired me to get back on track.

 

[Audacious1]

ahhh, just the post i was lookin for....obviously i haven't been around much either due to a lot of personal problems in my life and way too much stress! Due to that, i have sorta been draging behind the wagon with one arm lately, still doin cardio and lifting, but very lazy about it. And my diet has just gone out the window, i still my eggs, and chicken and all that, but i have added white pasta, and ice cream, and processed junk into the mix, it's the damn stress eating that kills me and i have always turned to food as a comfort. So needless to say, i have been getting a little flabby myself, and it sickens me. I decided today is the day i start over and this post has helped....why does it takes months and months to perfect your body but only weeks to turn it back to crap? Just not fair.

 

[Friscochick]

Hey guys! What happend?!!! I thought this was a modivational thread for TG! LOL LOL what has it turned into HEYYYYYY HEYYYY TG! i haven't postedin awhile either got this new job, and mannnnn these people are nuts! MAN, for break i have to go outside, these woman, (nojoke) bring in CAKES,COOKIES SEES CANDIES,CINNIMON ROLLS,CHEESE!!!! What's a heathly girl to do!!! EGH.. i feel your paid sister only if you knew.. still make it to the gym 5 days a week and lift my ass off, but slacking off on the cardio and a cookie,choclate here and there, and the fact that i have to go after work now its been a challenge!


Glad to here everythings working out latley! You noticed any changes yet...? SHEEET i need some support, SHOOT ALL MY CO-WORKERS!!!!!

THEN they think im stuck-up cause i don't want to go for pizza!

can we ever win!!!!

PS CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THOSE PEOPLE SUING MCDONALDS FOR THIER OBESITY!!!!!!! WHATTA JOKE!!!!!!!