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I have a zit strategically lodged in my ear and I can't get to it

Oh now you've done it. You had to go be a hot shot.

You never, i repeat, NEVER, try to pop a sleeping zit giant. They will grow and grow until touching your skin within a 2 foot radius angers them and sends a toe curling zap of pain straight to your CNS.

If the chance comes you actually were to pop it, the result is usually somewhere between a 6.2 earthquake and a mushroom cloud. Those things have some serious psi.
 
slickdadd said:
Oh now you've done it. You had to go be a hot shot.

You never, i repeat, NEVER, try to pop a sleeping zit giant. They will grow and grow until touching your skin within a 2 foot radius angers them and sends a toe curling zap of pain straight to your CNS.

If the chance comes you actually were to pop it, the result is usually somewhere between a 6.2 earthquake and a mushroom cloud. Those things have some serious psi.

That's the kind of action I was going for but notta. There is no better feeling than having a huge zit totally collapse under pressure...well, it feels good anyways.
 
slickdadd said:
Oh now you've done it. You had to go be a hot shot.

You never, i repeat, NEVER, try to pop a sleeping zit giant. They will grow and grow until touching your skin within a 2 foot radius angers them and sends a toe curling zap of pain straight to your CNS.

If the chance comes you actually were to pop it, the result is usually somewhere between a 6.2 earthquake and a mushroom cloud. Those things have some serious psi.


When you do pop it, you probably won't be able to hear for days due to that massive earthquake.
 
Yeah i know. I think if I could pop a big not totally ripened pressurized zit whenever i wanted without all the repercusions, that would be something like heaven. Sometimes you can hear it pop too and watch it travel faster then a concorde to the mirror. Double the pleasure.
 
slickdadd said:
Yeah i know. I think if I could pop a big not totally ripened pressurized zit whenever i wanted without all the repercusions, that would be something like heaven. Sometimes you can hear it pop too and watch it travel faster then a concorde to the mirror. Double the pleasure.

You're an acne-ridden fellow aren't you?
 
My acne has acne. I have a library of zit logs that are organized with the dewey decimal system that is upkept by a full time staff of 6.

Actually i just had a bad run in with them when i was younger, but I think we've all been there. I just may have gotten a little more pleasure out of it then the next fellow.
 
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