I have a zit strategically lodged in my ear and I can't get to it

[Nathan]

I'm looking for tips. It hurts and it's driving me crazy. I can't stop poking at it either which is probably why it hurts but whatever...fuck you. My roommate wants to get at it but I'm not cool with bony gay hands shoved in any orifice of my body. Also, the pink pidgeon flew twice over the haunted house in spring time.

 

[Nathan]

For the record, this is as serious as I get. Frustration frustrates me and I do not take it lightly.

 

[Irish BoneZ]

as dumb as this post sounds I actually had one of those before, they suck. The only way to get them out is to cut it out, and if you don't cut it out you'll always have that lump in your ear for the rest of your life. Also it hurts like hell cutting your ear open. Good luck!

 

[polarpixie]

I wouldn't listen to that guy if I were you.......

My suggestion is for you to locate some flesh colored clay and glue it to the area surrounding your ear zit, and level out the entire area surrounding the ear zit, and voila, you will no longer see that irritating little bump. You might even want to paint a pretty little pink bird on the clay'ed parts so that people will think that you have an ear tattoo and think you're really cool!

 

[gymrat]

aweee the engineer can't figure out how to pop a zit.


A tree huger would of figured it out long ago.

 

[bwood]

soldering iron...

car wash vac...

cheese doodle???

 

[Nathan]

Well, I'll say this much, the zit hasn't won yet. I don't get zits often but when I do they tend be in places I can't reach like the middle of my back or in my ear. The zit isn't visible cause it's right at the bottom of that little pouch behind the lobe if you follow. It's cartilage so the skin is tight which is why it hurts. Mother of Christ.

 

[Irish BoneZ]

Actually I'm not kidding. Do this, try to move it around. Alot of times a really bad zit will dry up inside and will never disappear. Over time it collects calcium deposits and turns into a little rock of calcium and by that time it'll be under layers of skin and you'll have to go to a doctor to have it cut out. Not worth it. I had one in my leg that I didnt even know about until it got too big and started causing pain.

 

[Cobin]

Try a q-tip, put some pressure on that thing and pop it. I've had a few zits in my ear before but I was able to pop them. My brother hit me in the side of the head before and popped one, give that a try, or push up on the bottom of the ear. Just put pressure on it I am sure it will give eventually. If it doesn't by the time you goto sleep, sleep on that ear and hopefully the pressure all night will pop it by morning.

 

[bwood]

got any insulin pins???