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I have a question for all the gay men

HappyScrappy

HappyScrappy

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This goes out to the gays - you know who you are.

How much of your day to day time can you quanitfy as time spent towards recruiting?

I mean, I think everyone knows that gay is just a choice because you get to wear all those fabulous clothes, and you get the love and respect of everyone around the globe. Also, I know that you get bonus miles for every new recruit you bring in.
I heard that in 1998 there was a collective gay letter sent out and a gay signal was displayed into the cloudy night air, much like the bat symbol I guess, but pink and flowery - this symbol, and the letter, were both there to alert the gay public that their numbers were on the way down and they needed to recruit harder in order to grow their ranks.

I personlly think the recruiting shit is a scam. You guys are really trying to start your own religion and I hate to be the one to break to you, I think the Christians are onto you. Seriously - right now they have millions of people around the world giving money to them - and if you recruit their men away, then you are taking money from them now - not to mention that those men are no longer going to reproduce giving them more money in the future. Instead those men are just going to be ass wranglers for life.
And not just with young boys like the priests - but I'm talking like dudes in their 20's and up.
It is so sick to think that grown men might have sex with each other.

So anyway - I want to know what percent of your time is spent recruiting.

Feel free to get this out into the global newsletter and have your gay friends answer as well.
I do want a statistically correct survey after all.
 
also, please address why your recruiting campaign has worked better for you than the one for the blacks has.
I have seen hardly anyone switching over to being black - yet all around me people are tossing in the gay towel.

in addition - please feel free to elaborate on any gifts one would get for signing up in today's economy. for instance, many banks give you a free toaster or vcr when you sign on.
do you have anything like that?

and in closing - what are your dues? I know that the Catholic Church requests a percentage of all of your pretax dollars - what percent do you require?
 
if you are somehow trying to imply that the "regular mafia" and the "gay mafia" are two different entities - well, I think it is time you just stop right there because you've got another thing coming.
 
While I understand that most of the gay population that isn't undercover reside in San Fransisco and aren't up yet due to the time difference - over there it is still Wednesday.

But what about all of the NYC gay people? I know for a fact that you have internet access, so don't give me any of that "I can't see you" act.

When you are recruiting someone and you get them to sign up - is there an initiation process? I figure since they are probably so used to going at it on a chick, they probably aren't used to dudes, so they need that break in period - is that part of the signing up process? Please tell me that isn't part of the recruiting process?
Also, what drugs do you use during all of this? It is well known that you can't possibly be gay without the use of lots of drugs to "queer you up" first.
 
0% Haven't had to recruit.
Your side has been beating down our doors to get in.

Funny you should mention our building a church.
We are. It's called Metropolitan Community Church, and it's the fastest growing church denomination in America.

You guys are funny. You remind me of Nancy Reagan with that quizical look like
"Somebody out there is having more fun than I am, and it just can't be allowed!"
 
john937 said:
0% Haven't had to recruit.
Your side has been beating down our doors to get in.

Funny you should mention our building a church.
We are. It's called Metropolitan Community Church, and it's the fastest growing church denomination in America.
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okay, so 0% Haven't had to recruit.
that means that 100% Have had to recruit.

I'm writing this down...

Can you expand on any of the dues?
 
LMAO@ the time difference reference....

I think you should be their Press Agent... No, maybe their Maid in Waiting.....
 
I have tin foil wrapped around my head all the time.
this prevents their magical powers of recruitment from working on me.
also I yell and clap my ears when they talk.

you never know if someone is gay or not - so I do this all the time.

And I'm not the gays press agent - this is all in order to help out all those dudes that think being gay is a choice. I'm pulling back the curtains for them.
full expose... only the e should have one of those up thingies like in french...
 
HappyScrappy said:

Can you expand on any of the dues?
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The dues include having to answer questions like this,
being fired from a job, being courtmarshalled from the armed forces,
opening threads to find Puc wants to burn me in a pit and Havoc wants to put me in a concentration camp.
Oh, yeah, we pay dues.

Puc said:
who cares. just round them up in a big pit and pour gasoline. Then, ignite!
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Our recruitment efforts have done so well, that the military is getting in on the act.

DoD sent out a secret memo to all the recruiting stations asking them to follow up on our efforts to see if they could match our recruitment numbers.

The plan backfired when it was discovered that there were some recruits who like to play for both teams. Yup, you know who I mean. The Washington Redskins and the Denver Broncos
 
john937 said:


The dues include having to answer questions like this,
being fired from a job, being courtmarshalled from the armed forces,
opening threads to find Puc wants to burn me in a pit and Havoc wants to put me in a conentration camp.
Oh, yeah, we pay dues.
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no offense man - but those dues suck.

have you recruited many people?

if you want to recruit more people, I would suggest changing your attitude - and maybe lying a bit about the dues. Hell, the Catholic church is wide open about how much they charge and people are still going there - so maybe honesty is the key.
Or maybe instead of all that bad stuff, you could just do the money thing.
 
FreeballinDC said:
Our recruitment efforts have done so well, that the military is getting in on the act.

DoD sent out a secret memo to all the recruiting stations asking them to follow up on our efforts to see if they could match our recruitment numbers.

The plan backfired when it was discovered that there were some recruits who like to play for both teams. Yup, you know who I mean. The Washington Redskins and the Denver Broncos
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wait - you are gay too?
damn - they are everywhere.

hmm, redskins and the broncos - I would guess the broncos are the gay ones since they have those colors. no gay man in his right mind would pick the redskin colors.

I think you are just making up the DoD shit though because they are part of the government, and the government has close ties with the church, and the church hates the gays (well, I think they don't have any issues personally with them, but Jesus hated the gays, so you know how it goes)
 
HappyScrappy said:


wait - you are gay too?
damn - they are everywhere.

hmm, redskins and the broncos - I would guess the broncos are the gay ones since they have those colors. no gay man in his right mind would pick the redskin colors.

I think you are just making up the DoD shit though because they are part of the government, and the government has close ties with the church, and the church hates the gays (well, I think they don't have any issues personally with them, but Jesus hated the gays, so you know how it goes)
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You would be surprised to see how many homos wear Redskin colors in DC. Any who wears those colors has to be gay. Of course, if you really want gay, look no further than the uniforms of the Miami Dolfins. Teal? Puhleez

The DoD memo is a fact. They were so jealous of our numbers, that they even wanted to raid our recruits to have as their own.

Hence, the Army black beret
 
I would imagine that the gays would make really bad soldiers. like say you are in the heat of combat, and there are bullets flying and bombs falling, people around you are dying left and right.
if you get shot in the shoulder and fall to the ground, the last thing you want to worry about is one of your own men having anal sex with you while you are down there in the mud.

but I think I get what you are referring to - you are saying that they want a whole division of the military devoted to the gays. sort of like a gay camp for men. they get to drive cars over bumpy things, swing on ropes, shoot guns, and then at night the all anal adventure.
they could be a special unit and wear the pink beret (raspberry?) - or rainbow - you know, whatever works.
by day they are hellbent on destruction, by night - dance party central.
 
john937 said:


That is wrong on so many levels, but I'll spare you turning this into a "God Thread".
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sure sure - Jesus loved the gays and the blacks and the jews and the mexicans and all that. It is the CHURCH that hates them. fine, be that way.
 
Yourahomo.jpg

:D
 
Actually in ancient Greece, the Spartan soldiers were mostly gay, an army of gay lovers.
They "paired up" and fought together, defending each other from the enemy.
If you didn't protect your soldier partner from harm, you lost your nookie privildges.
Now that's incentive.
 
We specially requested that the beret be black, since everybody knows that basic black goes with everything.

As for the seperate gay unit, we definately did not want to be segregated, just to keep the straights guessing.

Also, the Army of One was not our idea. We preferred the Army of Two, or Three but no more than Six, because any more, and it would be messy
 
HappyScrappy said:

but I think I get what you are referring to - you are saying that they want a whole division of the military devoted to the gays. sort of like a gay camp for men. they get to drive cars over bumpy things, swing on ropes, shoot guns, and then at night the all anal adventure.
they could be a special unit and wear the pink beret (raspberry?) - or rainbow - you know, whatever works.
by day they are hellbent on destruction, by night - dance party central.
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We call it "The Navy".
 
john937 said:
Actually in ancient Greece, the Spartan soldiers were mostly gay, an army of gay lovers.
They "paired up" and fought together, defending each other from the enemy.
If you didn't protect your soldier partner from harm, you lost your nookie privildges.
Now that's incentive.
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NOW we are talking. finally we get to incentives. before it was just all negatives and I just wasn't seeing how this recruiting campaign was working so well.
they should totally start that all over the place - work hard, get laid.
The Army ads now are such bullshit "An Army of One" - that implies that you are going to have to whack off a lot. But if they said "Army - Get Laid" - that implies that you will have sex with someone else.
just have to convince them that doing dudes is cool and all - but the gay recruitment team has been doing it - and also in prison it seems to work well.

the downside is that the greeks were... well, greek.
 
So when you are recruiting - what quotas are you striving to meet? is it just a "get as many as you can" sort of thing? or is more like "500 dues by August or you are out of the club"?

can you get banned from being gay? like, okay, that is it - no more gay for you!

I saw on tv how some dude was in the gay club and then "decided not to be" - but I think I know what was going on for real - he was kicked out because he was fat.
he went on to marry a manly looking fat woman that got kicked out of the chick version of the club.

what is the bodyfat cutoff for gay membership? do dues cost more if you are overweight?
 
john937 said:
Actually in ancient Greece, the Spartan soldiers were mostly gay, an army of gay lovers.
They "paired up" and fought together, defending each other from the enemy.
If you didn't protect your soldier partner from harm, you lost your nookie privildges.
Now that's incentive.
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Well then we should all be gay!
 
HappyScrappy said:


the downside is that the greeks were... well, greek.
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Maybe you missed that part where they suck each others shlong?
 
mmmm, pudding.

where does most of the recruitment take place? is it door to door, over the phone, by mail - or do you have special mind powers - or a big satellite beaming the signals into my brain (were I not wearing this tin foil wrap of course)?
what is your target demographic?
and who won't you recruit, aside from already gay men?

is there any program to keep the current gay men active - to make sure that they aren't given a better deal from the other side?
 
Bullit said:


Maybe you missed that part where they suck each others shlong?
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no no - I caught that. but to think of a greek man slurping away is... well - don't get me wrong - it isn't as bad as say a mexican, or a jew, or a jewish mexican - but still, the greeks are a filthy people.
 
HappyScrappy said:


no no - I caught that. but to think of a greek man slurping away is... well - don't get me wrong - it isn't as bad as say a mexican, or a jew, or a jewish mexican - but still, the greeks are a filthy people.
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True, true... but what about the reciprocal part?
 
HappyScrappy said:
mmmm, pudding.

where does most of the recruitment take place? is it door to door, over the phone, by mail - or do you have special mind powers - or a big satellite beaming the signals into my brain (were I not wearing this tin foil wrap of course)?
what is your target demographic?
and who won't you recruit, aside from already gay men?

is there any program to keep the current gay men active - to make sure that they aren't given a better deal from the other side?
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All of the above, and even the internet. Beware HS, the electrons traveling over the interenet are even now subliminally recruiting goodlooking, well groomed and built studs as we speak. The power within ICU alone is enough to..... OOPS TMI TMI :devil:
 
I just gouged out my eyes - I'm avoiding this recruitment so that I can save my soul for Jesus. Or God. you know, whichever.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I just gouged out my eyes - I'm avoiding this recruitment so that I can save my soul for Jesus. Or God. you know, whichever.
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Too late, we already have your address and phone number.

You will be receiving a phone call from "Citibank" soon.
 
HappyScrappy said:
mmmm, pudding.

1.where does most of the recruitment take place? is it door to door, over the phone, by mail - or do you have special mind powers - or a big satellite beaming the signals into my brain (were I not wearing this tin foil wrap of course)?
what is your target demographic?
and who won't you recruit, aside from already gay men?

is there any program to keep the current gay men active - to make sure that they aren't given a better deal from the other side?
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1. Gay bars - bi-curious guys walk in for a look-see with these "deer in headlights" look.
They walk in afraid they might get raped on the dance floor, and later walk out dissapointed they didn't get raped on the dance floor.
If you talk to them, they're pretty easy pickens, but most gays don't want 'em. They wake up the next morning all remorsefull and confused "Oh God, does this mean I'm gay?" Too much drama. Let somebody else break 'em in. When they've figured out they're gay and want to be there, then I'm interested.

2. The tin foil wrap was our idea. It doesn't work. But don't they look just fabulous?
You have the multi-colored ones, of course? Pure silver is so last-year.

What's your target demographic?
....emm....err... you

"Who won't you recuit?..."
..Sometimes you see a guy wander in the gay bar, you just know he'd never make it.
No fashion sense, bad acne, clueless wit ...whatever...you just know he'd never make it.
Throw em back.

"Is there any program to keep gay men active?"
Yes, they're called girlfriends. They won't put out, we will.

"aren't given a better deal from the other side"
You've got to be kidding. What does the other side offer? PMS, posessiveness, marriage, divorce, alimony, crying babies...
If that's what you want, go for it.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I just gouged out my eyes - I'm avoiding this recruitment so that I can save my soul for Jesus. Or God. you know, whichever.
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Join the priesthood, you can have both.
 
fuck - I've been in a gay bar before. I walked in thinking it was a regular bar - it was in Toronto and was near my hotel. I was impressed that I wasn't carded, and I noticed that there were a lot of dudes with shaved heads there. Also a lot of large framed posters of James Dean in the place. I figured that it was just a theme - but I wasn't sure, if that was the theme, why all the greek statues? The bartender was a huge dude in a little tank top and I was like, that is weird - most of the bars have hot chicks at the bar. I noticed that there weren't many people on the dance floor, but most of them were guys. I sat at the bar with my friend, who had a shaved head as well at the time, and we ordered our beers. I was sort of looking around trying to figure out what wasn't quite right, then this dude sat down right next to me. like waaaay too close and asked how I was doing.
Then it all clicked and I just said "fine thanks" and got up and walked out, feeling like a moron for not catching on earlier.

What threw me was that there were women in the bar - I'd say 10 or so - and it was pretty empty, so there were like 30 or so guys and 10 women - I just figured it was too early for all the chicks yet.

I'm a moron.
 
Yup. you've been there. You just described the quintecential gay bar.
The women were either fag-hags or lesbians. Were they well dressed?
I'm betting fag-hags; a really nasty term for some of the most delightfully damaged psyches you've ever met.
 
john937 said:
Yup. you've been there. You just described the quintecential gay bar.
The women were either fag-hags or lesbians. Were they well dressed?
I'm betting fag-hags; a really nasty term for some of the most delightfully damaged psyches you've ever met.
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they were definitely "fag-hags" as you say. they were hot though, I'll give them that.
I knew a few fag-hags in school, and yeah, they seemed to have some issues.
but for me to say someone has issues is... funny :)
 
HappyScrappy said:
then this dude sat down right next to me. like waaaay too close and asked how I was doing.
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Ahh Hah! I knew you were a keeper. (see my note about who we don't recruit).
With your wit, you could have been the Belle of the Ball.
 
ummm.... i was being facetious john.

there have been a myriad of other times on here that i have ridiculed dballer and others for that outlook on homosexuality. it was parody...
 
HappyScrappy said:
I sat at the bar with my friend, who had a shaved head as well at the time, and we ordered our beers. I was sort of looking around trying to figure out what wasn't quite right, then this dude sat down right next to me. like waaaay too close and asked how I was doing.
Then it all clicked and I just said "fine thanks" and got up and walked out, feeling like a moron for not catching on earlier.
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Did your friend walk out with you too? If not, we got him!
 
Actually I don't really like bars much.
One on one I'm socially adept, but in bar situations I'm shy, tend to freeze, can't think of anything to say.
Yet I've changed cities several times (SF, LA, NY, back to Austin) so I've had to make friends over and over again.
I found it best to post internet ads on places like classifieds2000.com/M4M
I was amazed at the quantity and quality of responses.
About one fifth of the responses clearly didn't interest me "Hi, how serious are about wanting somebody 'fit'?".
About a fifth of the responses were "Hi, I'm a married man and never been with a guy? Would you show me the ropes?"
About a two-fifths of the responses were "Hi, I'm a married man, Can we get together at your place during the workday ?"
And the remainding fifth were gays, looking for gays, but included statements like "I'm vegan and couldn't possibly date a carnivore"
But still even with all the rejects, I was still able to meet and have sex more often than I could really handle.
I remember one day being asked by a friend to go to a movie, and having to turn him down cause I had a date with a total stranger to fuck.
That's when it hit me I was out of balance, and slowed down.
I've since settled down with a bi-sexual married guy and have been monogomous for the past 3 years.
 
I've totally lost my touch. in the days of high school I was getting hit on by gay guys all the time. I'm no longer pretty I guess.

and DC - no, my friend didn't stay - he saw me walk out and asked where I was going. I under my breath tried to tell him and then he got it.

we later went to a place down the hill that was several floors of different styles and I mainly hugged the bar in one corner where the bartender was HOT and wearing not much and they kept everything down low so that she had to bend over a lot - whoever thought that up was a genius.
 
I remember my first time in a gay bar. I thought I would see have naked men running around, having sex on, underneath, beside, and upside down on the bar.

Instead, it was like a corporate boardroom. Polo shirts and and dress shirts with ties, and guys drinking beer!

Wow, was that a disappointment
 
they drink beer in corporate boardrooms? I guess technically at my last company they did that on beer fridays.
there was no beer in the boardroom when they called me in to lay me off :D
 
HappyScrappy said:


I'm a moron.
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First fucking intelligent thing you said in this thread. You are a moron.

I was not going to even comment on this thread because it was so stupid I thought it had to be a joke but this morning I read an article about a gay actor who was almost beaten to death in his own neighborhood for being gay. The same group of guys beat three guys last weekend in a gay neighborhood in West Hollywood. I am fucking gay and I had not choice at being gay. I was closeted up until a few months ago because I was afraid of people like this fuck head who started this thread and the guys who go around bashing people. I was born and raised in South Boston, where I learned how to fight right along side with my straight friends, no one new I was gay. Grew up playing football and hockey, I was the goon on my team; the one they sent out to beat the shit out of people and keep them away from my goalie. I can beat the shit out of most guys and I fucking wish I had you hear in front of me so I could kick your FUCKING PUSSY ASS.

I hope you are just trying to be funny and cause a stir because if you are not you really are a moron.
 
My first gay bar was a run-down converted house on the edge of college campus.
One of those 2 bedroom bungalow houses with all the walls knocked out, turned into a college bar.
I was all "Oh my, what if somebody talks to me...what if nobody talks to me..."
and then he appeared, this Big Ben bear of a guy towering over me, but with the friendliest grin.
We wound up in bed, it was like having sex with a fur rug, his chest was so hairy.
I learned one thing, I don't like fur, but the rest was fun. I've been into men ever since.
Afterwards I was like "Well, that's settled."
 
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Whoa, Vballplayer, calm yourself.
Happy's trying to talk about a serious topic, thru humor. It's what he's good at, he's cool.
He's one of the friendlier straights around here. Chill.
 
I find ballplayers story to be totally outrageous. Gay people in Boston? I don't think so!

Vballplayer if you punch your monitor really hard and scream at Happyscrappy he will fall over out of his chair.
 
VballPlayer said:


First fucking intelligent thing you said in this thread. You are a moron.

I was not going to even comment on this thread because it was so stupid I thought it had to be a joke but this morning I read an article about a gay actor who was almost beaten to death in his own neighborhood for being gay. The same group of guys beat three guys last weekend in a gay neighborhood in West Hollywood. I am fucking gay and I had not choice at being gay. I was closeted up until a few months ago because I was afraid of people like this fuck head who started this thread and the guys who go around bashing people. I was born and raised in South Boston, where I learned how to fight right along side with my straight friends, no one new I was gay. Grew up playing football and hockey, I was the goon on my team; the one they sent out to beat the shit out of people and keep them away from my goalie. I can beat the shit out of most guys and I fucking wish I had you hear in front of me so I could kick your FUCKING PUSSY ASS.

I hope you are just trying to be funny and cause a stir because if you are not you really are a moron.
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Ouchies!
 
I am just pissed right now because I sit back and let people talk shit around me about gay people. Make jokes about gay people, no one knows I am gay and I let it slide by. I read this story about a guy who was beaten almost to death the other night, in a neighborhood that I used to live in and a neighborhood that I sometimes drink in. He was beat for walking from a bar with a friend not even a lover just a friend. Beat by three guys with bats, skull crushed, bleeding around the brain in intensive care. I guess I was just pissed about what I read in this article and the came over to this board and read this thread, I only read the first few post and then got even more pissed. Sorry for flying off the handle.

Oh and by the way Boston is like the 3rd Gayest city in this country behind San Francisco and West Hollywood. The South End of Boston is crawling with them.
 
VballPlayer said:


First fucking intelligent thing you said in this thread. You are a moron.

I was not going to even comment on this thread because it was so stupid I thought it had to be a joke but this morning I read an article about a gay actor who was almost beaten to death in his own neighborhood for being gay. The same group of guys beat three guys last weekend in a gay neighborhood in West Hollywood. I am fucking gay and I had not choice at being gay. I was closeted up until a few months ago because I was afraid of people like this fuck head who started this thread and the guys who go around bashing people. I was born and raised in South Boston, where I learned how to fight right along side with my straight friends, no one new I was gay. Grew up playing football and hockey, I was the goon on my team; the one they sent out to beat the shit out of people and keep them away from my goalie. I can beat the shit out of most guys and I fucking wish I had you hear in front of me so I could kick your FUCKING PUSSY ASS.

I hope you are just trying to be funny and cause a stir because if you are not you really are a moron.
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Dont be so gay.
 
Yeah, Vballplayer, I hear ya. You're right. People think that they're just joking around, but others hear it, and it creates a climate where bashing someone in seems "reasonable".
When I lived in San Francisco, I didn't go anywhere without a police whistle around my neck.
And I broke up a couple of assaults with it, some guy getting beat up by the local tuffs,
They hightail it pronto when they hear a police whistle.
The straights around here have never had to experience stuff like that, so they don't see it as anything but a joke.

Actually, you just hit on our worst problem.
We are our worst problem, by remaining closeted.
Problem is, most straight people swear they don't know any gay people, and that allows them to believe we're ogres.
The more we come out, people realize they know gays and are already friends with them, the climate of violence goes down.
Problem is, guys like dballer mistake that for "flaunting" and "recruiting" and "demanding special rights".
Truth is, when you're gay, just existing is political activism.


Hey! Bullit! Don't be so straight!
 
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Hell, gay people in Texas! Who'd believe that!

Anybody ever see that andy warhol movie "Lonesome Cowboys" ?
 
VballPlayer said:


First fucking intelligent thing you said in this thread. You are a moron.

I was not going to even comment on this thread because it was so stupid I thought it had to be a joke but this morning I read an article about a gay actor who was almost beaten to death in his own neighborhood for being gay. The same group of guys beat three guys last weekend in a gay neighborhood in West Hollywood. I am fucking gay and I had not choice at being gay. I was closeted up until a few months ago because I was afraid of people like this fuck head who started this thread and the guys who go around bashing people. I was born and raised in South Boston, where I learned how to fight right along side with my straight friends, no one new I was gay. Grew up playing football and hockey, I was the goon on my team; the one they sent out to beat the shit out of people and keep them away from my goalie. I can beat the shit out of most guys and I fucking wish I had you hear in front of me so I could kick your FUCKING PUSSY ASS.

I hope you are just trying to be funny and cause a stir because if you are not you really are a moron.
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Why are gay people so violent towards us breaders? :D
 
I live in Boston - well Cambridge.
I just got back from lunch in Harvard Square.
I have very good friends that are gay.
My grandfather is gay.
I work with gay people.

It sure as hell doesn't bother me - I was just trying to be so over the top that I thought for sure it was obvious - poking fun at the people that think being gay is a choice.

I guess I'm so surrounded by gays and lesbians and have been for long enough now that it amuses me that people think of them as different.
I suppose that is just as narrow minded of me as it is for some dude in the middle of nowhere to think that everyone must be like him and gays are freaks.

that said - some gays ARE freaks and damn proud of it.

anyway, lets get back to the funny stuff. I'm sure VBallPlayer could beat my ass down good - hell, I'm sure 90% of the women that hang out with my grandmother could beat me down.

all I want to do is read funny stuff.

word.
 
FreeballinDC said:


Damn HS, you know that gay gene skips a generation, don't you?

I'm telling you, "Citibank" is about to make a call..
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:lmao:
musclebrains said that too.
I even have the same two webbed toes that he has.

the problem is that I'm not at all aroused by dudes. I've had such bad luck with chicks in the past that I had to ask myself if I was one of them queer types - but I get hard over chicks, and feel nothing over dudes.

oh well - would have ruled when I was in high school though when I was getting hit on all the time by gay dudes and no chicks at all.

I have no issues at all with gay people - they do their thing, I do mine, yay.

I wonder who I get my beastiality genes from?
 
VballPlayer said:

Oh and by the way Boston is like the 3rd Gayest city in this country behind San Francisco and West Hollywood. The South End of Boston is crawling with them.
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u shudda been here in nawliz last weekend for the southern decadence festival. the world famous french quarter was assholes to elbows with alternate life style peeps!!!!
 
HappyScrappy said:
I was just trying to be so over the top that I thought for sure it was obvious - poking fun at the people that think being gay is a choice.
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Moral of this thread: Gay people are dumb.
 
Bullit said:


Moral of this thread: Gay people are dumb.
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no no nono - gay people are funny. that is what TV has taught me.

women with red hair - funny.
gay men - funny.
gay women - funny.

movies teach me this too. birdcage is all about how gays are funny. as are tv shows dedicated to the hilarious lives of gay men - like Will and Grace.

gays are terrible at putting on a convincing sporting event though - that is what the WWF has shown me. so fake.
 
Before all the life altering, earth shattering red karma comes - JUST KIDDING. You homos are brilliant.
 
Bullit said:
Before all the life altering, earth shattering red karma comes - JUST KIDDING. You homos are brilliant.
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And the gay guys are smart too.
 
Southern Dandy said:
"that is what the WWF has shown me. so fake"

What do you have against the World Wildlife Fund??
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what did the WWF change their name to? and was it because they kept getting donations for help in bringing back the narwhal?
 
HappyScrappy said:
no no nono - gay people are funny. that is what TV has taught me.

women with red hair - funny.
gay men - funny.
gay women - funny.

movies teach me this too. birdcage is all about how gays are funny. as are tv shows dedicated to the hilarious lives of gay men - like Will and Grace.

gays are terrible at putting on a convincing sporting event though - that is what the WWF has shown me. so fake.
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Yeah they're wacky... zany!
 
Southern Dandy said:
WWE... sounds much gayer than WWF
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Proof to me, plus look at the Hulkster! All those feather boa's and those sun glasses.

What straight man do you know goes and puts highlights in his goatee?
 
Personally,

I don't see how they(gay dudes) recruit anybody. I mean to give up beautiful shapely unhairly unsmelly booby abundant women for a ugly unshapely hairy smelly booby deficient man only to be reammed up the rear or rear ream and to be picked on, looked down upon, sinning against God queer. Somebody would have to be nuts to sign up with them IMO.
 
"Proof to me, plus look at the Hulkster! All those feather boa's and those sun glasses.

What straight man do you know goes and puts highlights in his goatee?"

Hulkster should definately lose the boa's. To answer your question, I would guess Scott Steiner, but I don't know him. So it's just a guess.
 
curling said:
only to be reammed up the rear or rear ream
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As soon as curling figures out that he can be a Top, he'll be on Vballplayer/John937/HappyScrappy's team.
 
HappyScrappy said:
hey now - I'm not gay. :)
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I guess the "happy" in happyscrappy confused bullit. And no bullit I am perfectly happy with the toys I have to play with on my wife(she is a chick btw).
 
curling said:


I guess the "happy" in happyscrappy confused bullit. And no bullit I am perfectly happy with the toys I have to play with on my wife(she is a chick btw).
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yeah, thats what they all say.
 
Jeez, can we get back to funny gay shit, instead of this serious gay shit?

Ok gay joke, two gay guys decide they want to have a baby. The find a lesbian to artificially inseminate, and 9 months later, she's at the hospital giving birth.

The two guys go to the maternity ward to see the baby. They look through the window and see all these newborns crying and carrying on, except this one baby in back, who is quiet and happy.

One guy calls over the nurse, tells her who he is, she goes and picks up the quiet baby, and brings him back to the two guys.

While they are holding him, the one guy asks the nurse, "Why is he so quiet, yet the others are kicking and screaming?"

The nurse replies, "Oh he's fine now, but you should see what happens when we take that pacifier out of his ass"
 
FreeballinDC said:
Jeez, can we get back to funny gay shit, instead of this serious gay shit?
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Ok.. I'm totally kidding.
I have NO prob with gays, as long as there are no naked weiners within 5 feet of me. Live and let live, I say.
 
FreeballinDC said:

The nurse replies, "Oh he's fine now, but you should see what happens when we take that pacifier out of his ass"
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:lmao:

I'm totally gonna use that line on my mom when I have a kid. she'll die.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I'm totally gonna use that line on my mom when I have a kid. she'll die.
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In that case we all pray your mom never hears this line.
 
This thread was great until the gay Godfather came barging in. Though I did smile at the assholes to elbows comment.
 
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