HappyScrappy said:
mmmm, pudding.
1.where does most of the recruitment take place? is it door to door, over the phone, by mail - or do you have special mind powers - or a big satellite beaming the signals into my brain (were I not wearing this tin foil wrap of course)?
what is your target demographic?
and who won't you recruit, aside from already gay men?
is there any program to keep the current gay men active - to make sure that they aren't given a better deal from the other side?
1. Gay bars - bi-curious guys walk in for a look-see with these "deer in headlights" look.
They walk in afraid they might get raped on the dance floor, and later walk out dissapointed they didn't get raped on the dance floor.
If you talk to them, they're pretty easy pickens, but most gays don't want 'em. They wake up the next morning all remorsefull and confused "Oh God, does this mean I'm gay?" Too much drama. Let somebody else break 'em in. When they've figured out they're gay and want to be there, then I'm interested.
2. The tin foil wrap was our idea. It doesn't work. But don't they look just fabulous?
You have the multi-colored ones, of course? Pure silver is so last-year.
What's your target demographic?
....emm....err... you
"Who won't you recuit?..."
..Sometimes you see a guy wander in the gay bar, you just know he'd never make it.
No fashion sense, bad acne, clueless wit ...whatever...you just know he'd never make it.
Throw em back.
"Is there any program to keep gay men active?"
Yes, they're called girlfriends. They won't put out, we will.
"aren't given a better deal from the other side"
You've got to be kidding. What does the other side offer? PMS, posessiveness, marriage, divorce, alimony, crying babies...
If that's what you want, go for it.
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