Jeez, can we get back to funny gay shit, instead of this serious gay shit?
Ok gay joke, two gay guys decide they want to have a baby. The find a lesbian to artificially inseminate, and 9 months later, she's at the hospital giving birth.
The two guys go to the maternity ward to see the baby. They look through the window and see all these newborns crying and carrying on, except this one baby in back, who is quiet and happy.
One guy calls over the nurse, tells her who he is, she goes and picks up the quiet baby, and brings him back to the two guys.
While they are holding him, the one guy asks the nurse, "Why is he so quiet, yet the others are kicking and screaming?"
The nurse replies, "Oh he's fine now, but you should see what happens when we take that pacifier out of his ass"